Hillary’s People: “We need to do something on your show to dispel these health rumors.”
Kimmel’s people: “Well, how about we show her running up the stairs like ‘Rocky?'”
Hillary’s People: “Um, no, she doesn’t handle stairs so good.”
Kimmel’s People: “How about we let her take questions from the audience.”
Hillary’s People: “No, taking unprepared questions causes her to have seizures.”
Kimmel’s People: “How about she opens a pickle jar.”
Hillary’s People: “OK, but *we* supply the jar.”
You would have thought Hillary would have been eager to show off some of her best yoga routines….
Jimmy Swivel, he looks like a deformed donkey
Jack Palance she is not.
Good news, everybody! She can open a pickle jar! She’s completely qualified to be President!
And the big cover-up is that it was pre opened.
How many leftists know that the first time you open a pickle jar it pops? I was always the one who had to open jars.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/08/petition-send-far-left-lesbian-sally-kohn-raqqa-riyadh-passes-7800-signatures/
Note that the “pickle jar” has no label…
And yet another meaningless political-meme is born.
Wouldn’t it be funny, and fitting, for pickle jars to become the icon of opposition to Hillary and her criminality?
That would be unfair to pickle jars everywhere…
I used to watch Kimmel out of bedtime habit–he was mildly amusing–but for the past six months he has become an intolerable partisan ass, and the last thing I need is to get p.O.’d when I’m trying to relax and get ready for bed. Can’t stand to watch him anymore.