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The Obama Regime Spends More Money on Lesbians Than Charlie Sheen

Posted by V the K at 11:04 am - August 29, 2016.
Filed under: Big Government Follies

The Obama Administration isn’t just spending money to get lesbian farmers to sign up for food stamps, it’s also funding a study to see if the Patriarchy causes Lesbians to drink too much

The National Institutes of Health is spending nearly $1 million on a study of lesbian couples to see if stress makes them drink too much.

Not just any kind of stress, but the stress of living under Oppressive Patriarchy of White Privilege and Heteronormative Microaggression Triggers.

The research will be grounded in “Minority Stress Theory,” which blames discrimination and stigma for “negative mental health outcomes.” The latest grant, awarded this year, is a follow up to previous work that found “minority stress is associated with alcohol use and related problems via negative affect among lesbians.”

I strongly suspect the study will conclude: 1. Lesbians drink too much because of The Patriarchy 2. Millions of tax dollars need to be invested in programs to prevent lesbians from becoming alcoholics because of The Patriarchy, and 3. Anyone who questions the use of public funding for this study or the programs it recommends wants gay teenagers to commit suicide.

I wonder if anyone could get a grant to study whether the Government wasting money on stupid studies while running up a $20 Trillion debt drives people to drink.

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5 Comments

  1. Someone needs to remind these people that it could be misandry rather than the Patriarchy that is both making them lesbians and drunk.

    Comment by Craig Smith — August 29, 2016 @ 11:28 am - August 29, 2016

  2. Why do we need to spend more money on what we already know regarding people of both sexes self medicating via food or drink due to psychological problems? It’s not rocket science.

    Comment by rjligier — August 29, 2016 @ 1:50 pm - August 29, 2016

  3. Well, they need to conduct these “studies.” Surely you don’t expect federal bureaucrats and university staff to actually go out and get real jobs doing real work.

    Comment by Tom — August 29, 2016 @ 3:23 pm - August 29, 2016

  4. What if they are drunk because they can only pick up ugly drunk women?

    Comment by Steve — August 29, 2016 @ 7:11 pm - August 29, 2016

  5. They don’t need a study to confirm that lesbians drink too much. Wouldn’t YOU have to be perpetually blind, stinking drunk to cope with being a lesbian? (Is this where I insert a “trigger warning?” It’s all so confusing.

    Comment by Bastiat Fan — August 29, 2016 @ 7:55 pm - August 29, 2016

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