I hate it when our reality intersects with a parallel one. 
In other news of this wretched excuse for an election, the *other* New York Big Government Liberal running for president seems to have, um, totally lied to the FBI and everyone else about her illegal use of an email server, and also claimed a convenient head injury made her forget what “Classified” Meant. And yet, all the left wing gays will still vote for her.
One other thing, you know that liberal Republican who’s running for president on the Libertarian ticket? Yeah, he actually thinks Barack Obama has been *too tough* on enforcing Immigration Laws and he turns into a really pissy little bitch when you use the phrase “illegal immigrant” around him. 
Geez what a c#$! of a man. How does he call himself a libertarian?
Whose hand, looks like the rock.n roll symbol.
Johnson is no libertarian. He’s just another political whore who will present himself as whatever he thinks will get him elected. Picking Bill “What Second Amendment?” Weld for veep only confirms it.
“Technically yes.” Eh, just a technicality. Legal, schmegal.
Whoa!!! Look how indignant the man feels. People./ People who need indignant people / are the most flummoxed people in the swirl. / They’re chil’runs, needing other chil’runs / and letting their grown-up pride / hide all their need inside, / Acting more like chil’runs / than chi’runs. / With the singular person, the one very singular person / a tingling deep in your bowel / says you were mute, / now you can howl. / No more wander and search / but first be certain / Be certainly certain. / Certain people who need certain people / are the most discombobulated people / in the swirl.
How dare Johnson run for president! What cheek!
I have lost respect for many friends and a few relatives for this reason specifically: Less than two months after the Pulse murder spree, the father of Omar Mateen is seated two rows behind Hillary at a campaign rally, apparently holding an pro-gun control sign. It’s not like he wandered in and sat down. Someone thought this was a good idea.
Hillary’s State Department gave and took money from nation states that want to kill us. And wants to import more unvented Omar Mateens to this country. What a champion of gay rights!
I still love the question from some media lapdog who asked Trump if he would deport illegal immigrants who are not criminals.
I would have stopped her right there and say, “What is the definition of criminal? Isn’t it someone who has broken the law? Do we not have laws regarding immigration? Have they not broken those laws? Are they then not, by definition, criminal? How then can you ask a contradictory question?”
Gary Johnson would look good with a tin foil hat.
Speaking of Gary Johnson, that douchebag has the corniest radio ad and his running mate is Bill Weld, the useless rhino who did nothing for Massachusetts.
Since when does the WSJ have regional issues with differing Editoral content and Front Pages?