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September 3, 2016 by V the K

I guess this means The Donald and Grandma Barker won’t be campaigning in South Carolina: Police chief: Clowns ‘terrorizing public’ in S.C. will be arrested.

Also, National Geographic asks: “Why Are So Many BASE Jumpers Dying?”

Um, perhaps Physics?

Given that its NatGeo, I’m surprised the answer isn’t “Climate Change.”

A religious satire site finds Six Hidden Gospel Messages in ‘Stranger Things.’ For example: “The Upside-Down is a clear reference to the United Methodist Church. The Upside-Down is portrayed as a cold, dreary place with not a single soul to be found. That’s an obvious allusion to United Methodist churches around the nation.”

If you’re a fan of large, ugly, crappily built homes (and, frankly, who isn’t?), the McMansion Hell Blog is for you.

I love the fact that I bought a solid 4000 SF renovated church for a fraction of what these drywall-and-Tyvek monstrosities cost.

$624,000 in Massachusetts gets you a house with this bathroom. (And if the kitchen is any indication, the homeowner owned a lot of stock in John Deere.)

Also, what happens when you take the music out of the Gayest Music Video of All Time?

This, this is what happens:

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Comments

  1. Genes says

    September 3, 2016 at 12:05 pm - September 3, 2016

    The bathroom is in case of accidental poisoning, all you have to do is walk in to induce vomiting.

  2. RSG says

    September 3, 2016 at 2:56 pm - September 3, 2016

    $624,000 in Massachusetts gets you a house with this bathroom.

    Are we sure that really isn’t the bathroom of Bob Barker or Bob Eubanks? Because that picture just screams The Price Is Right, The Newlywed Game, or Match Game. And if game show theme music doesn’t play when one walks in, someone has fallen down on the design job.

  3. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    September 3, 2016 at 3:39 pm - September 3, 2016

    Wasn’t there a rumor that the two of them did some dancing in the sheets themselves together? …Not that there’s any wrong with that.

  4. Juan says

    September 3, 2016 at 4:17 pm - September 3, 2016

    Just how high were Mick and David when they did that video?

  5. Sean L says

    September 3, 2016 at 6:20 pm - September 3, 2016

    Now I’m just cringing, because I’m starting to notice all these McMansion features in my folks’ house. The one I spent the majority of my life in. Two-floor open design, with a bridge going between the two-story living room and two-story foyer… faux stone front that gives way to siding halfway across… oh God I’m now completely embarrassed.

  6. Steve says

    September 4, 2016 at 9:50 pm - September 4, 2016

    My sisters mcmansion has acoustic tiles and a separate ventilation system for the “dream of being a musician room”

    Thankfully I discovered gravity while skiing down a Swiss glacier before any thoughts of more extreme sports crossed my mind.

  7. The Gentle Grizzly says

    September 8, 2016 at 10:26 am - September 8, 2016

    “access denied” on the bathroom and kitchen pics.

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