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Left-Wingers

Posted by V the K at 8:00 am - September 15, 2016.
Filed under: Liberals

Pretty much every word of this is true.

Many left-wing people have a very nice life, but they like to be sad. To help with this, they choose to be sad for other people. Sometimes these people are far away and sometimes they are nearby, but different to them.

In the olden days, left-wing people tried to make it better for other people. Nowadays, they like to protect them by being offended when a working-class person person doesn’t behave properly.

Left-wing like to help other people by being offended on their behalf. This means that the other people can carry on with their lives and the left-wing people do all the work. This isn’t really fair, but the left-wing people seem to carry on doing it, so they must enjoy it. Despite all this effort left-wing people are still very sad.

We haven’t seen much of our pet left-wingers in the comments lately; are they at a candlelight vigil for Hillary, or too busy harassing Christian bake shop owners?

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2 Comments

  1. The bowtie wearing ex that tells you that you can’t wear white after labor day while you are wearing a “WHITE LIVES MATTER SHIRT”

    Comment by Steve — September 15, 2016 @ 9:03 pm - September 15, 2016

  2. And what’s wrong with bowties?…

    Comment by Ted B. (Charging Rhino) — September 16, 2016 @ 1:15 pm - September 16, 2016

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