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Crazed, Elderly Woman Threatens Hillary Supporters with Sex

Madonna, your sell-by date was 1990. Why are you even still alive?

Madonna teamed up with Amy Schumer last night to give the 2016 US Presidential election a fresh twist.

Her Madgesty told the crowd: “If you vote for Hillary Clinton I will give you a blowjob. I’m really good. I’m not a douche, and I’m not a tool. I have eye contact and I do swallow.”

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