Madonna, your sell-by date was 1990. Why are you even still alive?
Madonna teamed up with Amy Schumer last night to give the 2016 US Presidential election a fresh twist.
Her Madgesty told the crowd: “If you vote for Hillary Clinton I will give you a blowjob. I’m really good. I’m not a douche, and I’m not a tool. I have eye contact and I do swallow.”