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Crazed, Elderly Woman Threatens Hillary Supporters with Sex

October 19, 2016 by V the K

Madonna, your sell-by date was 1990. Why are you even still alive?

Madonna teamed up with Amy Schumer last night to give the 2016 US Presidential election a fresh twist.

Her Madgesty told the crowd: “If you vote for Hillary Clinton I will give you a blowjob. I’m really good. I’m not a douche, and I’m not a tool. I have eye contact and I do swallow.”

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Any Schumer, by the way, is angry at her audience for booing and walking out when she went off on a tirade against Donald Trump. She claims — I am not making this up — the audience disrespected her right to “free speech” by walking out on her.

So now we know how the left defines free speech: As the obligation to listen to a zoftig feminist lecture you on her opinions.

Filed Under: 2016 Presidential Election, Gay Culture

Comments

  1. rjligier says

    October 19, 2016 at 3:36 pm - October 19, 2016

    Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww…………..on every level and I love getting blowjobs……….

  2. Peter Hughes says

    October 19, 2016 at 4:10 pm - October 19, 2016

    Double Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww! Madge (and Schumer) are the kind of women who made me switch in the first place!

    Regards,
    Peter H.

  3. alanstorm says

    October 19, 2016 at 4:12 pm - October 19, 2016

    Is she trying to create a Trump landslide?

  4. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    October 19, 2016 at 4:15 pm - October 19, 2016

    No wonder her impressionable teenaged-son refused to ‘tour’ with her and preferred living with dad.

  5. Kimthe says

    October 19, 2016 at 5:25 pm - October 19, 2016

    A BJ from a gross old lady who likely has an STD. BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH

  6. KCRob says

    October 19, 2016 at 6:51 pm - October 19, 2016

    Trump overheard saying “grab ’em by the kittycat” and we’re to head for the fainting couch. This tart promises BJs and that’s progressive.

    Was Bill in the area?

  7. Southern Man says

    October 19, 2016 at 8:29 pm - October 19, 2016

    But God help us if a Republican says “pussy.”

  8. JuJuBee says

    October 19, 2016 at 8:37 pm - October 19, 2016

    Madonna seems to think she’s still hot. And that people value her opinions. Probably Alzheimer’s setting in.

  9. Throbert McGee says

    October 19, 2016 at 9:31 pm - October 19, 2016

    I seem to recall that when Barry Humphries performed as “Dame Edna Everage,” his sidekick was an actual elderly woman named “Madge.” (She was understood to be the ugly bridesmaid who made Edna look more fabulous.)

  10. Throbert McGee says

    October 19, 2016 at 9:49 pm - October 19, 2016

    Also, the “I do swallow” comment illustrates, to me, the gap between the sexes. Women write to sex-advice columnists: “Do I have to swallow?”, whereas gay men — at least in the early years of the AIDS epidemic, before it was understood that the virus rarely spreads orally — would ask, “Is it okay if I swallow?”

    Or, in other words, “Of course you swallow, you silly bint! The stuff is even better than chocolate-bacon pizza!”

  11. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    October 19, 2016 at 10:08 pm - October 19, 2016

    Heresy!! Nothing is better than Chocolate-Bacon Pizza.

    Well, maybe a chocolate-bacon covered pizza-boy… **le sigh**

  12. Sean L says

    October 19, 2016 at 11:14 pm - October 19, 2016

    For what it’s worth, I never swallow.

    Um, getting back onto the topic at hand: to be honest, I don’t think Amy Schumer is an ugly woman. Definitely voluptuous, but let’s be honest, we’ve all seen a lot of women who are much fatter than she is. On looks, I would give her a 5-7: not the most stunning woman in the world, but you could certainly do worse. She looks like your average middle-class housewife: not a knock-out, but obviously appealing enough to get a mate, and the 2-3 kids she has show on her build.

    What makes her ugly in my book is her sense of humor. Yeah, “vagina” can work as a punchline if you time it right, but when it’s your only punchline, it gets… stale.

    Hey, she thinks selfie sticks are a “vile” invention. So she can’t be all bad.

  13. davinci38 says

    October 19, 2016 at 11:52 pm - October 19, 2016

    Yuck.

  14. Bastiat Fan says

    October 19, 2016 at 11:55 pm - October 19, 2016

    Sean L: why lick the berries if you don’t want to swallow the juice? 😉

  15. Steve says

    October 20, 2016 at 5:32 am - October 20, 2016

    HilLIARy smiles when TRUMP says about gays being tossed off buildings https://twitter.com/JxhnBinder/status/788952047123136512

  16. Tilly says

    October 20, 2016 at 1:18 pm - October 20, 2016

    Omg I spit my coffee all over from laughing
    and nearly choked. Funniest headline ever!

  17. Peter Hughes says

    October 20, 2016 at 3:30 pm - October 20, 2016

    Hey, it could be worse – Cher could be saying it.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

  18. pawfurbear says

    October 20, 2016 at 3:59 pm - October 20, 2016

    Speaking of crazy old women, Gloria Steinham went to North Korea to unite the two Koreas through a peace march and feminism

    http://www.breitbart.com/news/gloria-steinem-peace-walk-broke-through-artificial-barriers-in-north-korea/

  19. Tilly says

    October 20, 2016 at 4:41 pm - October 20, 2016

    Peter H, stop. They call themselves “feminist against Trump” then say that shit life female empowerment. Then attack milania trump and say,she was an escort,but if she was for Hillary it would be ok otherwise, GASP. While holding their heroes Bill Clinton and Lena Dunham.
    And Cher, wtf with that outfit? No one wants to see that old shit. Damn, you could both be my grandma. You go and be vibrant, but have some dignity. Be role models for Christ sake.

  20. corwin says

    October 23, 2016 at 9:08 pm - October 23, 2016

    What’s second prize ?

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