Madonna, your sell-by date was 1990. Why are you even still alive?
Madonna teamed up with Amy Schumer last night to give the 2016 US Presidential election a fresh twist.
Her Madgesty told the crowd: “If you vote for Hillary Clinton I will give you a blowjob. I’m really good. I’m not a douche, and I’m not a tool. I have eye contact and I do swallow.”
Any Schumer, by the way, is angry at her audience for booing and walking out when she went off on a tirade against Donald Trump. She claims — I am not making this up — the audience disrespected her right to “free speech” by walking out on her.
So now we know how the left defines free speech: As the obligation to listen to a zoftig feminist lecture you on her opinions.