The FBI announced today that in the course of investigating (it’s okay ‘cos he’s a Democrat) underage sexting aficionado Anthony Weiner, they have discovered additional email document evidence that Hillary Rodham Clinton grossly violated Federal Law and they are currently investigating the best way to let her get away with it because she’s Hillary Clinton the law just does not freaking apply to her.
Nothing will come of this, kids. Republicans will probably hold some hearings… which will go nowhere and accomplish nothing. Hillary’s associates will plead the fifth (even though they totes didn’t do anything illegal, pinky swear) and Republicans will issue a “damning report(TM)” that will be “discredited” by media lapdogs like those identified in the Wikileaks emails.
All the same, the hedge fund managers, Saudis, Terry MacAuliffe, and others who’ve been financing the Clinton Global Initiative should probably keep their checkbooks handy in case Hillary needs to pay off some more FBI Directors.
If you are voting for Hillary, you are complicit in her corruption.
Update: According to Townhall, this video describes the Republican response to the FBI reopening the investigation.
Update: (from RSG) The NYPost weighs in.