First Nominee, this DNC staffer identified as Zach:
‘You and your friends will die of old age and I’m going to die from climate change. You and your friends let this happen, which is going to cut 40 years off my life expectancy.’
Second Nominee, this silly little thing from NaNoWriMo
I’ve been sobbing for the past hour because who was just elected of president. I’m gay, a woman, and a pagan, and Donald Trump is extremely rude to women, and says that he wants gays and anyone other than people who believe in one god to go to correction camps.
Tell you what, pumpkin. If Donald Trump really does institute Death Camps for gay people, foreigners, and people who don’t “believe in one god,” then come 2020… I owe you a Coke.
Katy Perry — a woman with standards so low she had Russell Brand as a boyfriend at one time — calling for ‘Revolution’ (I don’t think she even knows what that word means and I’m equally sure someone had to spell it for her) because her candidate lost.
The NAACP… (which maybe should be renamed the NAADQ, Nation of African-American Drama Queens.)
“Even as we extend our congratulations to President-Elect Donald J. Trump, the NAACP, as America’s oldest and largest civil rights organization, must bluntly note that the 2016 campaign has regularized racism, standardized anti-Semitism, de-exceptionalized xenophobia and mainstreamed misogyny. Voter suppression, as the courts have declared, has too become rampant and routine.”
All the people in this video, but especially the chubby snowflake at 1:07 in. And all the college snowflakes who are so traumatized because their candidate lost that they can’t take their Midterms.
I haven’t checked in at any of the gay left websites… because, why bother?… but I can guess the fainting couches are soaked in tears.
All the left-wingers on Facebook replacing their personal pics with black squares.
Gosh… who else… I’m sure you can think of someone.
Update: We have a late entry from emotionally insecure California Senator Barbara “Don’t Call Me Ma’am, Soldier Boy” Boxer and someone named Chelsea Handler. I had to look up Chelsea Handler on Wikipedia to figure out who she was. Apparently, she’s sort of a Clearance Rack Amy Schumer.