The leading contenders for Chairhumanoid of the Democrat National Committee are as follows:
- An old, angry white leftist (Howard “Arrrrrrgh!” Dean).
- A radical black Muslim leftist (Keith Ellison).
- A radical Hispanic leftist and SEIU union shill …. Thomas Perez
- Some gay guy who claims that it was his leadership… and not a massive influx of Massholes… that turned New Hampshire blue. (Ray Buckley)
- An abortionist (Ilyse Hogue).
- A Canadian-born leftist who drove Michigan’s economy (further) into the ground. (Jennifer Granholm)
Personally, I’m rooting for Keith Ellison. But I think it’s the gay dude who best embodies the true spirit of the modern Democrat Party.
In 2007, as Buckley was running for chair of the state Democratic Party, video surfaced on YouTube showing him making sexually explicit comments and unzipping his pants on camera. “Would you like me to (kcuf) you hard?” he says into the camera.