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Polar Penis??

Posted by V the K at 9:44 am - December 12, 2016.
Filed under: Health & medical

Maybe I have to cross “Visit Antarctica” off my bucket list.

Antarctic adventurer Alex Brazier knew he was going to feel the cold – but it’s unlikely that he expected his nether regions would bear the brunt of it.

But two weeks into a three-month 1,100 mile trek, the explorer is suffering from a condition known as ‘ Polar Penis’ – making it very cold, painful and swollen.

I understand that you can also get this condition after hooking up with Ann Coulter.

Cindy Brady in the Doghouse

Posted by V the K at 8:56 am - December 12, 2016.
Filed under: Political Correctness

Susan Olson — who  a way, long time ago was a lisping, pig-tailed child actress — got into a Facebook flame war with a Z-list gay actor (Leon Accord-Whiting), and as a result, she’s out of a job. Mainly because of saying stuff like this:

“Hey there little p–sy, let me get my big boy pants on and Reallly take you on!!! What a snake in the grass you are you lying piece of s–t too cowardly to confront me in real life so you do it on Facebook. You are the biggest f—-t ass in the world the biggest p–sy! My D–k is bigger than yours Which ain’t sayin much! What a true piece of s–t you are! Lying f—-t!”

She used to go off on Eve Plumb the same way.

All kidding aside, even though this Leon Acord-Whiting person seems like a complete d-bag, this should serve to remind us there is absolutely no upside to getting into a fight on social media. You would think, a decade into this social media phenomenon, we would all be aware of that. But, apparently, not.

Really, Ms. Olson, a 55 year old woman should know better. You should just know better.

Finally, a Leftist Idea I Can Totally Support

With caveats: Eastern Oregon and Washington are pretty conservative, so leave them out of this progressive utopia.  Also, “Pacifica” would have to retain its share of the National Debt. Also, I think “Californezuela” would be a better, more descriptive name for the place. And there would have to be a wall. Other than that, and a few other things, I’m in.

This place would not only rid America of the kind of people who think Barbara Boxer is an awesome senator, but it would also be a magnet for progressive leftists and welfare ticks. (I assume Californezuela’s “PROGRESSIVE 21st Century Law” would include generous, Scandinavian-style welfare programs available to all migrants immediately upon arrival.)

I am amused that they brag about “vast natural resources” that their progressive environmental leftists won’t let them touch.