Archives for December 21, 2016
“There are no jokes in
IslamSocial Justice. There is no humor in IslamSocial Justice. There is no fun in IslamSocial Justice. There can be no fun and joy in whatever is serious. …” – The Ayatollah KhomeiniSocial Justice Wankers
The left demanded that JJ Abrams add gay characters to the Star Wars universe. ‘Rogue One’ contains a very committed-to-each other same sex pair. Wankers complain, “Not gay enough.”
Fusion alone has a beef with Disney: the characters could have been a gay couple, but they’re not. The site acknowledges that “in Chirrut and Baze’s case, whatever queer potential they have can only be realized if the audience wants to see it.” Only if people want them to be a gay couple can they be a gay couple. Unlike the rest of the media, Fusion is still waiting “for those queer characters J.J. Abrams promised us.”
You know how they could gay up the franchise? Explore the back story of Ackmena — Bea Arthur’s cantina-owning character from the Star Wars Holiday special. Bea Arthur has gone, but they could do a creepy CGI version of her like they did with Peter Cushing and Angela from ‘Family Guy.’
The FLOTUS sat down with billionaire Oprah Winfrey (who wore the SuperSize Spectacles liberals wear when they want to project “smart and serious”) and lamented how tough life is when you have 24-7 Secret Service protection, unlimited taxpayer-funded vacations, and fashion designers forcing you to wear gowns that cost more than most people’s cars.
“There’s nowhere in the world I can go and sit and have a cup of coffee,” Obama lamented. It’s a frequent grievance.
Nowhere except… Spain, Martha’s Vineyard, the Great Wall of China, Aspen, Hawaii…
I can see why she has lost all hope.
BTW, Oprah also gushes that Michelle Obama was “the coolest First Lady in US History.”
So F–k You Jackie O and Dolly Madison!
The CalGone (Take It Away!) movement has opened an embassy in Moscow to help promote their idea of California’s secession.
California gained an embassy in Russia last weekend, at least in the eyes of those who have promised to seek a statewide vote on secession, nicknamed “Calexit,” in 2018. Louis Marinelli, a San Diego resident who is the leader of the group promoting an effort to turn the state into an independent country , organized the Moscow event that was publicized on social media. “We want to start laying the groundwork for a dialogue about an independent California joining the United Nations now,” he said in an email Monday.