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Why I Prefer Furries to Trannies

January 3, 2017 by V the K

Mostly, because they aren’t going around whining about pronouns and demanding to use the wrong bathrooms. You don’t see many parents insisting their kids are furries so they can get on the morning chat shows and have Savannah Guthrie tell them how brave they are.

And as long as furries don’t demand that everybody has to change everything to accommodate their kink, so long as I don’t have to learn any new pronouns (except maybe “Good Boy,”) I am totally okay with them.

Keep doing stuff like this, and y’all will totally win me over.

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  1. Ilíon says

    January 3, 2017 at 7:44 pm - January 3, 2017

    “And as long as furries don’t demand that everybody has to change everything to accommodate their kink, so long as I don’t have to learn any new pronouns (except maybe “Good Boy,”) I am totally okay with them.”

    Thanks for the chuckle.

  2. Sean L says

    January 3, 2017 at 8:49 pm - January 3, 2017

    Oh come guys, I like getting called “good boy,” and I’m not a furry! 😉

  3. Martel's son says

    January 3, 2017 at 9:13 pm - January 3, 2017

    These are a generally harmless display of a dead culture. But – just as nuts as PETA critters.

  4. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    January 3, 2017 at 11:29 pm - January 3, 2017

    Somewhere there’s an overlap between the Furries and the Folsom Fair leather-doggies that’s best NOT to shine a light-on. …And we know some of you have been there. **woof, woof**

    Bwahhahhahhah….

  5. Craig Smith says

    January 4, 2017 at 5:34 am - January 4, 2017

    Being a furry, most of us are harmless.

    We just have an affection for anthropomorphic animals.

    And no, you don’t need a fursuit to be a furry.

  6. CrayCrayPatriot says

    January 4, 2017 at 6:47 am - January 4, 2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpJzeGdlC0U

  7. Paul in N. AL says

    January 4, 2017 at 9:11 am - January 4, 2017

    C’mon Furries are awesome. And are more fun to be around than the general population, some drink, and some got the stamina to be in fursuits. After 8 years if Clinton were elected I think we’d all be in suits trying to hide from her new executive powers.

  8. The_Livewire says

    January 4, 2017 at 9:41 am - January 4, 2017

    Re: #4 I talked once with a puppy girl who has gone to fsf with a service vest and water and Gatorade for emergencies.

  9. RSG says

    January 4, 2017 at 4:57 pm - January 4, 2017

    Oh come guys, I like getting called “good boy,” and I’m not a furry!

    And there are a plenty of people out there who will be happy to indulge you. 😉

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