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Posted by V the K at 2:11 pm - January 11, 2017.
Filed under: Progressive immorality

German Green Party wants the Government to pay for hookers for poor people.

Sex with prostitutes will be paid for by the Government for anyone too poor for a hooker and deemed to need sexual assistance under German Green Party plans

This being Germany, I expect the sex to be highly efficient.

*Free (Stuff) From The Governmet



  1. Does it include ugly people too or just poor people?

    I don’t like hookers because of the risk of disease and human trafficking. So can the German government force hot actresses and Victoria Secret models to have sex with me instead?

    Comment by Professor Hale — January 11, 2017 @ 2:22 pm - January 11, 2017

  2. Highly efficient, and kinky. There’s a reason German pr0n is synonymous with BDSM.

    Comment by Sean L — January 11, 2017 @ 2:46 pm - January 11, 2017

  3. Lie back and think of England Germany.

    Comment by KCRob — January 11, 2017 @ 2:59 pm - January 11, 2017

  4. so people are going to have to work so politicians can have money to pay for prostitutes, well I guess that’s liberation.

    Comment by salg — January 11, 2017 @ 4:28 pm - January 11, 2017

  5. Why can’t the politicians just fill the role of prostitutes? Win/win for everybody!

    Comment by runningrn — January 11, 2017 @ 4:54 pm - January 11, 2017

  6. When you know how the quality of service tend to evolve for government-mandated ones given enough time, I let you imagine the sort of satisfaction in the near future for the naughty German poor on that one.

    Apparently Germany has decided to give a bad name to sexual intercourse in general for decades to come.

    Comment by Cyril — January 11, 2017 @ 6:52 pm - January 11, 2017

  7. Insert hooker seniority union joke.

    Comment by Steve — January 11, 2017 @ 8:26 pm - January 11, 2017

  8. Bath House Barry to commute Manning.
    I support whistleblower protection.

    Comment by Steve — January 11, 2017 @ 9:03 pm - January 11, 2017

  9. Prostitution by Low Bidder; what could possibly go wrong?

    And the Authority having Jurisdiction will make you take the next available whore in the queue… Regardless of apparent gender or sexual proclivity.

    Comment by Ted B. (Charging Rhino) — January 12, 2017 @ 1:12 am - January 12, 2017

  10. Anywayz.

    I’m just curious as to what those Germans will find a genius idea for their generous project of well-blown-fare benefits to disregard as “pre-existing conditions”, in favor of the beneficiaries.

    Which may make some to beg the eternally dreadful, unsettled question:

    “Does size really matter?!”


    Comment by Cyril — January 12, 2017 @ 1:33 am - January 12, 2017

  11. Prostitution by Low Bidder; what could possibly go wrong?

    I know!

    Comment by Cyril — January 12, 2017 @ 1:38 am - January 12, 2017

  12. But then again…

    When you’ve settled yourself on the leftist side of this universe… who cares about giving a crap to the most basic economic principles of supply vs demand coupled (*) with incentives?!

    You might as well ask a fat chicken what it thinks about the shiny butcher knife that it is staring at.

    (*) pun intended

    Comment by Cyril — January 12, 2017 @ 1:44 am - January 12, 2017

  13. Making chicken soup;
    Step 1; Steal a chicken…
    Step 2; Kill the chicken…
    Step 3; catch the chicken, again….

    Comment by Ted B. (Charging Rhino) — January 12, 2017 @ 3:13 am - January 12, 2017

  14. @13 :) Cute one.

    Comment by Cyril — January 12, 2017 @ 3:48 am - January 12, 2017

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