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January 14, 2017 by V the K

Madonna left her English castle and flew by private jet to New York to talk to the editors of a magazine about how oppressed she is.

I know a lot of people would go, ‘Oh, that’s ridiculous for you to say that. You’re a successful white, wealthy pop star,’ but I’ve had the s*** kicked out of me for my entire life, and a large part of that is because I’m female and also because I refuse to live a conventional life.

The Trump-voters who lost their jobs to the Obama economy really feel your pain, Sugar lumps.

And then she adds (because I think she desperately wants people to know this).

“I have lovers who are three decades younger than me.”

And, of course, what is a celebrity interview without anti-Trump virtue-signaling. (There’s got to be an upgraded term for when people really go out of their way to show political correctness. Virtue Broadcasting, maybe? Virtue Nova?)

On election night… we were truly praying. We were praying. It was just like watching a horror show. And then she [her friend] was reading from the Quran, and I was reading from the Zohar. We were doing everything: lighting candles, meditating, praying, offering our lives to God forever, if only.

IOW: “I spent election night with a Muslim. You should be blinded by the nuclear flash of virtue I’m signaling.”

If Madge were still young and still relevant, she wouldn’t have to insist that she’s still young and still relevant.

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Comments

  1. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    January 14, 2017 at 4:53 pm - January 14, 2017

    Madge, go back ti Michigan. Your freshness-labeling expired YEARS ago..

    No wonder her son wants nothing to do with her.

  2. Sean L says

    January 14, 2017 at 5:22 pm - January 14, 2017

    Nobody cares what you think anymore, Madonna. Lady Gaga took your weird artsy shtick and was able to back it up with actual talent. You’re career is a non-avian dinosaur: extinct!

  3. Cyril says

    January 14, 2017 at 9:50 pm - January 14, 2017

    Has any good, wealthy, leftist soul (say, of the likes of George Soros) offered this (heartbreakingly) despondent Madonna a pacifier factory, yet?

    Just asking, because that (still) doesn’t seem so.

    Go figure.

  4. Tom says

    January 14, 2017 at 11:08 pm - January 14, 2017

    Send copies of that Harper’s Bazaar issue to Iran, Cuba, and North Korea, so people there can learn about oppression.

    Hopefully, American farmers, plumbers, mechanics, electricians, nurses, police officers, and firefighters will read it, so they will learn how hard a millionairess pop star has it.

    And we need to send pictures of Meryl Streep to patients in VA hospitals. And to the IDF. And to the Kurdish and Christian militias in the Middle East. So they can see what a freedom fighter looks like.

    Yeesh.

  5. Beaches says

    January 14, 2017 at 11:21 pm - January 14, 2017

    Many years ago there was a satirical comic book out there called ” Elvis Shrugged”.

    Start Frank Zappa, Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, and Madonna.

    As far as I can remember, it started Frank Zappa in the Hank Rearden roll. He was trying to save the other people from becoming super attenuated losers.

  6. TheQuietMan says

    January 15, 2017 at 12:41 am - January 15, 2017

    Her having lovers, especially when they are so much younger than she is, could explain her marital difficulties and her problems with her kids.

    I’m trying to think of something nice to say about her, but I can’t think of anything that isn’t 25 to 30 years old. I’ll just stick the the Southern “Bless her heart”.

  7. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    January 15, 2017 at 4:38 am - January 15, 2017

    Note that the expat faux-Brit lordling omits mentioning if she actually voted; I think she’s still a US citizen. You would think she’d be trumpeting her Hillary-ness, and raging over her vote should have counted for more.

    At least she’s not advocating a coup d’etat like Rosie O’Donnell. **as if**

  8. Julie the Jarhead says

    January 15, 2017 at 7:59 am - January 15, 2017

    “… If Madge were still young and still relevant …”

    She was never relevant. What we’ve been witnessing over the last forty years is a temper tantrum — because she didn’t get enough love from daddy.

    Kind of like Hanoi Jane Fonda.

  9. James says

    January 15, 2017 at 8:38 am - January 15, 2017

    Yes, Madge is quite the attention seeker. When was the last time she released a decent album?

  10. davinci38 says

    January 15, 2017 at 9:09 am - January 15, 2017

    A note to Madonna: You are not oppressed. You are a self centered artiste, and your unconventional life means you can forego shaving your armpits and sleep with men less than half your age. We call that a dirty old man. You are a dirty old woman.

  11. Paul in N. AL says

    January 15, 2017 at 9:37 am - January 15, 2017

    I could care less about Madonna. I’m more surprised by all the fake news that gets retweeted on the right side of the site. One John Schindler is an example. I find it interesting when nobodies make themselves seem bigger than they are.

  12. John says

    January 15, 2017 at 10:36 am - January 15, 2017

    That reminds me of a joke:

    Old man talking to Priest,
    “Father, yesterday I had sex with a 19 year old, and today I had sex with a 20 year old”
    “OK, for your penance….”
    “Penance? I’m not catholic.”
    “Then why are you telling me this?”
    “I’m telling everyone”

  13. Steve says

    January 15, 2017 at 12:01 pm - January 15, 2017

    “I have lovers who are three decades younger than me.”

    But since she supports them financially they are basically hookers, or Hillary/Huma

  14. BurkeanMama says

    January 15, 2017 at 4:00 pm - January 15, 2017

    Does she realize offering your life to God forever means no more lovers, even if they aren’t three decades younger?

    I gotta say gay guys you used to have much better taste in icons.

  15. Heliotrope says

    January 15, 2017 at 4:55 pm - January 15, 2017

    Who wrote:

    “Everyone probably thinks that I’m a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I’d rather read a book.*”

    Well, cupcake, take some time off and read some books. Or do they stir up your whoremoans and send you right back to 24/7 humping?

    (*) Yeah, it was Madonna. The famed author of children’s books, altar desecration and her “books I thought about reading” list.

  16. Cyril says

    January 15, 2017 at 10:14 pm - January 15, 2017

    As a side note, I’d only remark that one has got to be a freaking starving dude (and by that, I mean, yes, stomach-wise, not even sexually speaking) to serve as one of her half-aged gigolos.

    Just imo.

  17. CrayCrayPatriot says

    January 15, 2017 at 10:19 pm - January 15, 2017

    I mean, yes, stomach-wise

    I doubt you have their abs.

  18. Throbert McGee says

    January 16, 2017 at 12:58 am - January 16, 2017

    #5: Many years ago there was a satirical comic book out there called ” Elvis Shrugged”.

    Thank you, Beaches, and thank you, Google Image Search. (I doubt the joke really holds up for the entire length of the three-volume comic book, but the excerpts I found were plenty amusing!)

  19. Cyril says

    January 16, 2017 at 2:22 am - January 16, 2017

    I doubt you have their abs.

    Dunno, but if you say so, ok.

    Thank goodness, here, I doubt I’d let myself go that much desperate, anyway.

  20. Peter Hughes says

    January 16, 2017 at 9:45 am - January 16, 2017

    #17 – Cyril, ignore al-Cray-da. He’s got body-shaming issues.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

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