I know a lot of people would go, ‘Oh, that’s ridiculous for you to say that. You’re a successful white, wealthy pop star,’ but I’ve had the s*** kicked out of me for my entire life, and a large part of that is because I’m female and also because I refuse to live a conventional life.
The Trump-voters who lost their jobs to the Obama economy really feel your pain, Sugar lumps.
And then she adds (because I think she desperately wants people to know this).
“I have lovers who are three decades younger than me.”
And, of course, what is a celebrity interview without anti-Trump virtue-signaling. (There’s got to be an upgraded term for when people really go out of their way to show political correctness. Virtue Broadcasting, maybe? Virtue Nova?)
On election night… we were truly praying. We were praying. It was just like watching a horror show. And then she [her friend] was reading from the Quran, and I was reading from the Zohar. We were doing everything: lighting candles, meditating, praying, offering our lives to God forever, if only.
IOW: “I spent election night with a Muslim. You should be blinded by the nuclear flash of virtue I’m signaling.”
If Madge were still young and still relevant, she wouldn’t have to insist that she’s still young and still relevant.
Madge, go back ti Michigan. Your freshness-labeling expired YEARS ago..
No wonder her son wants nothing to do with her.
Nobody cares what you think anymore, Madonna. Lady Gaga took your weird artsy shtick and was able to back it up with actual talent. You’re career is a non-avian dinosaur: extinct!
Has any good, wealthy, leftist soul (say, of the likes of George Soros) offered this (heartbreakingly) despondent Madonna a pacifier factory, yet?
Just asking, because that (still) doesn’t seem so.
Go figure.
Send copies of that Harper’s Bazaar issue to Iran, Cuba, and North Korea, so people there can learn about oppression.
Hopefully, American farmers, plumbers, mechanics, electricians, nurses, police officers, and firefighters will read it, so they will learn how hard a millionairess pop star has it.
And we need to send pictures of Meryl Streep to patients in VA hospitals. And to the IDF. And to the Kurdish and Christian militias in the Middle East. So they can see what a freedom fighter looks like.
Yeesh.
Many years ago there was a satirical comic book out there called ” Elvis Shrugged”.
Start Frank Zappa, Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, and Madonna.
As far as I can remember, it started Frank Zappa in the Hank Rearden roll. He was trying to save the other people from becoming super attenuated losers.
Her having lovers, especially when they are so much younger than she is, could explain her marital difficulties and her problems with her kids.
I’m trying to think of something nice to say about her, but I can’t think of anything that isn’t 25 to 30 years old. I’ll just stick the the Southern “Bless her heart”.
Note that the expat faux-Brit lordling omits mentioning if she actually voted; I think she’s still a US citizen. You would think she’d be trumpeting her Hillary-ness, and raging over her vote should have counted for more.
At least she’s not advocating a coup d’etat like Rosie O’Donnell. **as if**
“… If Madge were still young and still relevant …”
She was never relevant. What we’ve been witnessing over the last forty years is a temper tantrum — because she didn’t get enough love from daddy.
Kind of like Hanoi Jane Fonda.
Yes, Madge is quite the attention seeker. When was the last time she released a decent album?
A note to Madonna: You are not oppressed. You are a self centered artiste, and your unconventional life means you can forego shaving your armpits and sleep with men less than half your age. We call that a dirty old man. You are a dirty old woman.
I could care less about Madonna. I’m more surprised by all the fake news that gets retweeted on the right side of the site. One John Schindler is an example. I find it interesting when nobodies make themselves seem bigger than they are.
That reminds me of a joke:
Old man talking to Priest,
“Father, yesterday I had sex with a 19 year old, and today I had sex with a 20 year old”
“OK, for your penance….”
“Penance? I’m not catholic.”
“Then why are you telling me this?”
“I’m telling everyone”
“I have lovers who are three decades younger than me.”
But since she supports them financially they are basically hookers, or Hillary/Huma
Does she realize offering your life to God forever means no more lovers, even if they aren’t three decades younger?
I gotta say gay guys you used to have much better taste in icons.
Who wrote:
Well, cupcake, take some time off and read some books. Or do they stir up your whoremoans and send you right back to 24/7 humping?
(*) Yeah, it was Madonna. The famed author of children’s books, altar desecration and her “books I thought about reading” list.
As a side note, I’d only remark that one has got to be a freaking starving dude (and by that, I mean, yes, stomach-wise, not even sexually speaking) to serve as one of her half-aged gigolos.
Just imo.
I doubt you have their abs.
Thank you, Beaches, and thank you, Google Image Search. (I doubt the joke really holds up for the entire length of the three-volume comic book, but the excerpts I found were plenty amusing!)
Dunno, but if you say so, ok.
Thank goodness, here, I doubt I’d let myself go that much desperate, anyway.
#17 – Cyril, ignore al-Cray-da. He’s got body-shaming issues.
Regards,
Peter H.