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The Only Thing the Left Cares About

January 18, 2017 by V the K

Remember how I said that the Faustian Bargain of the left was that they will happily sacrifice national security, economic growth, domestic tranquility and all the liberties listed in the Bill of Rights in exchange for unlimited, consequence free sexual license? We have confirmation on that: Thanks, Obama, for 4 Years of Glorious, Worry-Free Sex.

Obama spent his presidency fighting for every American woman to be entitled to a worry-free sex life—the undersung bonus side effect of which is plenty more worry-free sex for men, too. He and his administration made a firm commitment to putting women’s minds at ease, reassuring them that kids were only in their futures when and if they wanted them. And in doing so, Team Obama also gifted you a golden era of fun, low-risk banging with your wife, your girlfriend, or the friendly gal who was nice enough to accompany you home from the bar. Because, surprise! Turns out we’re all more fun to have sex with when we’re not preoccupied with the worry of not accidentally creating babies.

This woman is celebrating the fact that under Obama, money was literally stolen under the color of law and used to pay for birth control for affluent women who could easily afford it on their own.

So, when you wonder why the left never give two shots about the doubling of the National Debt; billions of dollars given to the terror-supporting Iran regime; mass domestic spying; economic decline; foreign policy that turned the Middle East into a massive dumpster fire; the weaponizing of Government agencies against political opponents; the flood of unvetted Islamist refugees into the United States; the worsening of race relations; or anything else the Obama regime did… it was because they got free contraception and abortion-on-demand.

Filed Under: Obama Dividing Us

Comments

  1. Craig Smith says

    January 18, 2017 at 10:20 am - January 18, 2017

    Ashley Fetters is wrong, though, that there will be “plenty of worry-free sex for men, too.” No, men still have to worry that their partner may decide to have the kid and force him to pay for it for 18 years. He gets no choice in the matter.

  2. Juan says

    January 18, 2017 at 11:03 am - January 18, 2017

    Best bit of sarcastic satire I have read in years.

  3. Cyril says

    January 18, 2017 at 11:28 am - January 18, 2017

    because they got free contraception and abortion-on-demand

    Such adorable Amerikan ladies deserve to be relocated permanently to their buddies’ worker paradise that is Venezuela, if only to get more of that free sh*gniaaaak turned into mandatory services… when they also want to come across food to put in their stomachs.

    Oh, yeah, although there are no guarantees that they’ll get food in exchange for killing their babies they could not afford anyway, but, hey, never mind.

  4. Conservative Guy says

    January 18, 2017 at 11:54 am - January 18, 2017

    Not only do the men have to worry that she might decide to have the kid, she might also decide that it wasn’t really consensual after all and accuse him of rape.

  5. Sean L says

    January 18, 2017 at 12:05 pm - January 18, 2017

    If anything, Obama has encouraged guys to turn reproduction into a legalistic arrangement. What with relatively easy access to surrogate mothers and the like, a lot of guys will probably decide that having to marry a woman who could potentially throw him over for a younger, hotter model in 10-20 years, or even force him to raise some other guy’s kids from an affair, is just not worth it, and hire the services of a surrogate to bear the child. Sex-wise, we’re already seeing an upswing in the number of guys who are messing around with other guys, and the frequency with which they do so, is increasing. If the feminists really want to become biological dead-ends, let them.

  6. Peter Hughes says

    January 18, 2017 at 3:03 pm - January 18, 2017

    O/T but still relevant – A NY state Dem is trying to create the “Hillary Almost President Museum.” And no, this is not from The Onion: http://www.lohud.com/story/news/politics/2017/01/16/hillary-clinton-museum/96632124/

    I have no words for this type of brainless behavior. None.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

  7. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    January 18, 2017 at 3:46 pm - January 18, 2017

    And the ladies wonder why more and more of their boyfriends are on the DL, or declaring themselves Bi…and curious. “It’s not you, …actually, it IS you.”

  8. karen says

    January 18, 2017 at 5:33 pm - January 18, 2017

    “Yeah, abortion on demand, worry free sex!”
    “You have aids.”
    “D’oh!”

  9. David says

    January 18, 2017 at 7:52 pm - January 18, 2017

    Actually, the best sex we ever had was when we were trying for that baby.

  10. Tom says

    January 18, 2017 at 8:17 pm - January 18, 2017

    Ms. Fetters doesn’t understand the basic principle of There Ain’t No Such Thing As a Free Lunch. Everything costs. You pay for it out-of-pocket, or you pay insurance premiums, or you pay for it in taxes. If you get it for “free,” then someone, somewhere, is paying for it, either in higher insurance rates or in higher taxes.

    Inexpensive contraceptives were available OTC before Obama took office. But God forbid that an able-bodied young adult should have to pay for his/her own birth control.

    And, as pointed out by Conservative Guy and Craig Smith, men are not having “worry-free sex.” In the current political climate, men are afraid to have consensual sex with women. She might change her mind two weeks later and accuse him of rape.

    Former Treasury Secretary William Simon once said that tyrants and would-be tyrants have understood something about people throughout history: if you allow them sexual freedom, then they won’t notice (or won’t care) that you are taking away all of their other rights and freedoms. That “Faustian bargain.”

  11. CrayCrayPatriot says

    January 18, 2017 at 10:23 pm - January 18, 2017

    Ouch

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnibHBkDFO4

  12. Matthew the Oilman says

    January 18, 2017 at 10:40 pm - January 18, 2017

    Most women I know just aren’t that interested. They are more concerned about being able to have housing, food and security. Sex is a after thought.

  13. Crispy says

    January 19, 2017 at 12:04 am - January 19, 2017

    @1, only some of us have to worry =D. Some of us, like Dave Rubin told Milo Yiannopoulos, will just have to keep trying…

  14. CrayCrayPatriot says

    January 19, 2017 at 2:44 am - January 19, 2017

    Plenty going on …

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/01/18/trumps-transportation-secretary-elaine-chao-collect-millions-wells-fargo-taking-government-job/

  15. Craig Smith says

    January 19, 2017 at 3:09 am - January 19, 2017

    Ms. Fetters doesn’t understand the basic principle of There Ain’t No Such Thing As a Free Lunch. Everything costs. You pay for it out-of-pocket, or you pay insurance premiums, or you pay for it in taxes. If you get it for “free,” then someone, somewhere, is paying for it, either in higher insurance rates or in higher taxes.

    “The first lesson of economics is scarcity: there is never enough of anything to fully satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics.” — Thomas Sowell

  16. Trish McNamara says

    January 19, 2017 at 9:09 am - January 19, 2017

    To your Ouch comment cray cray:

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/answer-sheet/wp/2017/01/17/joe-lieberman-disses-the-entire-education-establishment-at-betsy-devoss-confirmation-hearing/?tid=hybrid_experimentrandom_1_na&utm_term=.7aa138479139

  17. Pawfulbehr says

    January 19, 2017 at 9:42 am - January 19, 2017

    Check it out. It’s Loserpalooza with assorted has been artists and Looney lefty so called celebrities.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2017/01/18/audioslave-jack-black-added-los-angeles-anti-inaugural-ball-lineup/

  18. CrayCrayPatriot says

    January 19, 2017 at 6:24 pm - January 19, 2017

    You’re right, Trish. Betsy was a great choice. She’ll be wonderful.

    Confirm her now, please.

  19. James says

    January 20, 2017 at 8:52 am - January 20, 2017

    @ 17, I saw some of the line up for the concert, Chris Cornell from Soundgarden, B Real from Cypress Hill, and I used to listen to some of these artists. It’s sad to see that they’ve became so uncool and have become propadagandists.

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