As a New Yorker, I am a Muslim. I am a Jew. I am Black. I am gay. I am a woman seeking to control her body. We are one New York. – New York Democrat Governor Andrew Cuomo — Who is at most one or two of those things.
So, Andrew Cuomo is a black, Jewish, gay, Muslim woman seeking to control her body? Like Whoopi Goldberg?
(sigh) I am an atheist. I am a practicing Christian. I am a Hindu. I am a virgin. I have an STD. I am pregnant. I am a Vietnam veteran. I am a draft dodger. I am a 5’3″ jockey. I am a 6’9″ professional basketball player. I am a poor person, eligible for food stamps. I am the CEO of Microsoft.
And I am eligible for lots of discounts, because I am handicapped, a senior citizen, a child under 12, a college student, and active duty military. All at the same time.
After that statement, can the good governor really have a problem with “alternative facts”?
I am a jelly doughnut
Ich bin ein Berliner The whole world has gone mad, mad, mad.
This is why they keep getting confused with zombies — the individual units are fungible and generally devoid of any detectable cognitive functioning. It’s just so noticeably worse now with the loss of their queen, like the Borg after a server crash.
Of course not – he’s a liberal. Enough said.
Regards,
Peter H.
Are we not men?
WE ARE DEVO!
“I am no man as I am every man. Therefore, I am a god.” -Caligula
“L’état c’est moi.” -Louis XIV
I’m craving a piece of chocolate cake …
Remember when Whoopi Goldberg used to host Comic Relief, now she needs Shampoo Relief for her hair.
But, I am not an unborn child seeking to control hisher body, they don’t get choices.
Elizabeth Warren is really doubling down on the number of boxes she needs to check for tenure…
Cuomo forgot “twerp”.
Let’s also remember that Andy The Bland, prior to his latest “I Am Sparticus!” moment, also volunteered, in the past few days, to be the first to be deported—and Tweeps were happy to inform him he was born in New York City and thus not eligible.
The State Of New York has had many storied names in the office of chief executive: Martin Van Buren, William H. Seward, Hamilton Fish, Grover Cleveland, Theodore Roosevelt, Charles Evans Hughes, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Herbert H. Lehman, W. Averell Harriman, and Nelson Rockefeller. To think that this loser has also ascended to the same position must be making some of them roll in their graves.
Don’t forget Cuomo’s legacy-admission loser in the Governor’s office in NY.
De Blasio has him beat as he is also an evil ground hog murderer.
“I am a Muslim. I am a Jew.”
Someone call the Suicide Prevention Hotline!