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January 30, 2017 by V the K

As a New Yorker, I am a Muslim. I am a Jew. I am Black. I am gay. I am a woman seeking to control her body. We are one New York​. – New York Democrat Governor Andrew Cuomo — Who is at most one or two of those things.

So, Andrew Cuomo is a black, Jewish, gay, Muslim woman seeking to control her body?  Like Whoopi Goldberg?

Filed Under: Unhinged Liberals

Comments

  1. Tom says

    January 30, 2017 at 11:19 am - January 30, 2017

    (sigh) I am an atheist. I am a practicing Christian. I am a Hindu. I am a virgin. I have an STD. I am pregnant. I am a Vietnam veteran. I am a draft dodger. I am a 5’3″ jockey. I am a 6’9″ professional basketball player. I am a poor person, eligible for food stamps. I am the CEO of Microsoft.

    And I am eligible for lots of discounts, because I am handicapped, a senior citizen, a child under 12, a college student, and active duty military. All at the same time.

  2. Charles Kramer says

    January 30, 2017 at 11:25 am - January 30, 2017

    After that statement, can the good governor really have a problem with “alternative facts”?

  3. Niall says

    January 30, 2017 at 11:32 am - January 30, 2017

    I am a jelly doughnut

  4. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    January 30, 2017 at 11:39 am - January 30, 2017

    Ich bin ein Berliner The whole world has gone mad, mad, mad.

  5. Sathar says

    January 30, 2017 at 11:44 am - January 30, 2017

    This is why they keep getting confused with zombies — the individual units are fungible and generally devoid of any detectable cognitive functioning. It’s just so noticeably worse now with the loss of their queen, like the Borg after a server crash.

  6. Peter Hughes says

    January 30, 2017 at 11:51 am - January 30, 2017

    Nowhere does he claim to be a man.

    Of course not – he’s a liberal. Enough said.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

  7. Craig Smith says

    January 30, 2017 at 11:59 am - January 30, 2017

    Are we not men?

    WE ARE DEVO!

  8. Sean L says

    January 30, 2017 at 12:43 pm - January 30, 2017

    “I am no man as I am every man. Therefore, I am a god.” -Caligula

    “L’état c’est moi.” -Louis XIV

  9. Adriane says

    January 30, 2017 at 1:03 pm - January 30, 2017

    I’m craving a piece of chocolate cake …

  10. James says

    January 30, 2017 at 1:28 pm - January 30, 2017

    Remember when Whoopi Goldberg used to host Comic Relief, now she needs Shampoo Relief for her hair.

  11. karen says

    January 30, 2017 at 4:01 pm - January 30, 2017

    But, I am not an unborn child seeking to control hisher body, they don’t get choices.

  12. karen says

    January 30, 2017 at 4:04 pm - January 30, 2017

    Elizabeth Warren is really doubling down on the number of boxes she needs to check for tenure…

  13. KCRob says

    January 30, 2017 at 6:23 pm - January 30, 2017

    Cuomo forgot “twerp”.

  14. RSG says

    January 30, 2017 at 9:33 pm - January 30, 2017

    Let’s also remember that Andy The Bland, prior to his latest “I Am Sparticus!” moment, also volunteered, in the past few days, to be the first to be deported—and Tweeps were happy to inform him he was born in New York City and thus not eligible.

    The State Of New York has had many storied names in the office of chief executive: Martin Van Buren, William H. Seward, Hamilton Fish, Grover Cleveland, Theodore Roosevelt, Charles Evans Hughes, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Herbert H. Lehman, W. Averell Harriman, and Nelson Rockefeller. To think that this loser has also ascended to the same position must be making some of them roll in their graves.

  15. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    January 31, 2017 at 4:43 am - January 31, 2017

    Don’t forget Cuomo’s legacy-admission loser in the Governor’s office in NY.

  16. Sandra says

    January 31, 2017 at 11:45 am - January 31, 2017

    De Blasio has him beat as he is also an evil ground hog murderer.

  17. BigJ says

    February 2, 2017 at 10:58 am - February 2, 2017

    “I am a Muslim. I am a Jew.”

    Someone call the Suicide Prevention Hotline!

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