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Racist Horrified After DNA Test Reveals 68% Black Ancestry

Or as they would say on Buzzfeed: “Huffington Post writer takes DNA Test. You won’t believe what happens next.”

You know what, you’ve already guessed the twist, so I’m not even going to pretend.

“I found out I was White. Not just 13% White, my husband’s percentage when he too completed the ancestry composition report. Not just 25% White, since the average amount of DNA in an African American’s genome traced back to West Africa is about 75%. I was damn near 1/3 White. That’s significant.

“Of all the emotions which materialized from the results, the two strongest were disorient and shame. I thought the results would simply confirm what I was told by my family; instead they discredited their allegations,” she wrote.

Rising Democrat Star Warns of Fiendish Plot to Take Over the Moon

This Brianna Wu person seems to be crazy. She’s going to go far in the Democrat Party.

[SpaceEx expedition to the moon] is being covered as a fun hijink for rich people, but the idea of a private corporation having access to moon should give you pause

The Moon is probably the most tactically valuable military ground for earth (sic). Rocks dropped from there have power of 100s of nuclear bombs.

Whoever controls the moon can also interfere with satellites used in earth’s communication system. GPS, targeting systems are vulnerable.

An actual scientist corrected her citing physics, and she attacked him for mansplaining.

Like I said, she’s where the Democrat Party is these days.

Leftists Are Terrible People

Posted by V the K at 7:54 am - February 28, 2017.
Filed under: Progressive immorality

Dakota pipeline rent-a-thugs left behind a bunch of pet dogs to starve to death in the cold.

The Fauxcahontas Party

Posted by V the K at 6:00 pm - February 27, 2017.
Filed under: Dishonest Democrats

Chuck Schumer reportedly is upset that Republicans are trying to make Liz Warren the face of the Democrat Party.

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer told Republicans Thursday that it wasn’t fair to lump all Democrats in with Sen. Elizabeth Warren, and claimed that the Massachusetts Senator wasn’t in the running for leadership.

Here’s the problem; Liz Warren is the face of the Democrat Party.

• Florida Senator Bill Nelson has voted with Warren 92% of the time.

• Michigan Senator Debbie Stabenow has voted with Warren 94% of the time.

• Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown has voted with Warren 97% of the time.

• Wisconsin Senator Tammy Baldwin has voted with Warren 96% of the time.

• Pennsylvania Senator Bob Casey has voted with Warren 93% of the time.

• Montana Senator Jon Tester has voted with Warren 90% of the time.

• Indiana Senator Joe Donnelly has voted with Warren 84% of the time.

• Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill has voted with Warren 88% of the time.

• West Virginia Senator Joe Manchin has voted with Warren 78% of the time.

• North Dakota Senator Heidi Heitkamp has voted with Warren 84% of the time.__

Voting with a radical socialist 80 – 90% of the time makes one a “moderate” in the modern Democrat Party.

A party that just elected a radical socialist union thug as its chairman. Narrowly defeating a radical socialist Islamic Supremacist.

Oh, Good Lord

Posted by V the K at 2:49 pm - February 27, 2017.
Filed under: Unhinged Liberals

Democrat Feminist: On Trump Presidency: ‘You Can’t Help But Think’ Slavery Is Coming Back

Almost Perfect

Posted by V the K at 12:50 pm - February 27, 2017.
Filed under: Big Hollywood

I think the actual standing O would have gone on far longer.

The Left Will Eat Itself IV

Posted by V the K at 12:24 pm - February 27, 2017.
Filed under: California politics

Some well-meaning lefty types tried to bring some high culture to a Hispanic Neighborhood in LaLa Land. They were quickly told that their kind wasn’t welcome.

And so the neighborhood organ­ized, forming groups such as the Boyle Heights Alliance Against Artwashing and Displacement. They picketed the galleries; they confronted patrons arriving for show openings with shouts of “Get out!”—well, actually, “Fuera!” Parties had to be canceled. Canapés and Chardonnay went to waste. Donors were rattled.

Other efforts at bringing Art to Boyle Heights have met with similar resistance. As the Guardian reported last April, “An opera company which tried to stage a performance at the [neighborhood’s Hollenbeck Park] was drowned out by shouts, whistles and a brass band.” When the opera company’s music director tried to talk to the woman organizing the protest, he was told, “This is not a park for white people. You are white people.”

California is essentially becoming a colony of Mexico.

Oscar Gold

Posted by V the K at 10:22 am - February 27, 2017.
Filed under: Big Hollywood

Did anybody watch the Annual Film Promotional Event and Social Justice Lecture last night? Personally, I was playing video games and watching hockey.

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They Make It Too Easy

Posted by V the K at 8:40 am - February 27, 2017.
Filed under: Unhinged Liberals

The last Bitter Feminist Event was led by a Jew-Hating Islamic Supremacist, the next one will be led by a Jew-Murdering Islamic Supremacist who lied (Taqqiyah) on her citizenship application to get into the USA.  (She’s apparently a huge hero to the Bill Ayers Chicago left that gifted us with Barack Obama.)

It might be worth asking what shared goal the Feminist Left and the Islamic Supremacist Movement to make them join in Common Cause.  “Cough… Destruction of Western Civilization… Cough.”

Speaking of Bitter Feminists, Puffyface McCrazyeyes went off on another rant said the election of Donald Trump was worse being raped.

Democrats Appalled That Policy Achieved Desired Results

Posted by V the K at 7:13 pm - February 26, 2017.
Filed under: Economy

The Democrat-Run city of Philadelphia passed a massive tax on beverages last year, to the cheers and applause of the Democrat Media Complex and left-wingers everywhere. However, increasing the cost of these beverages by 100% has had economic consequences.

Two months into the city’s sweetened-beverage tax, supermarkets and distributors are reporting a 30 percent to 50 percent drop in beverage sales and are planning for layoffs.

One of the city’s largest distributors says it will cut 20 percent of its workforce in March, and an owner of six ShopRite stores in Philadelphia says he expects to shed 300 workers this spring.

This is what they wanted, right? To get people … in particular, poor people… to stop drinking beverages they didn’t approve of.

But now, the same people who passed the tax are getting all nasty about the effects of their tax.

“I didn’t think it was possible for the soda industry to be any greedier,” Kenney said in an emailed statement. “ … They are so committed to stopping this tax from spreading to other cities, that they are not only passing the tax they should be paying onto their customer, they are actually willing to threaten working men and women’s jobs rather than marginally reduce their seven figure bonuses.”

So, these Democrat geniuses passed a massive tax increase with the intention that by making soda less expensive, people would consume less of it. Now, they are feigning outrage that the tax is actually making soda more expensive and people are consuming less of it. But businesses, I guess, are supposed to just eat their losses and not realign their workforces in response?

This is like the people who gleefully passed minimum wage hikes and are wondering why all the restaurants are closing.

 

Japanese Pop Music Is Problematic

Posted by V the K at 7:09 pm - February 26, 2017.
Filed under: Pop Culture,Post 9-11 America

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This has been in my workout shuffle. I was listening to it during my run and it occurred to me, this is a very problematic song from the perspective of a Social Justice Wanker.

  • Cultural Appropriation.  I am committing the crime of Cultural Appropriation just by listening to it. As I understand the modern social justice left, folks should just keep to their own kind, culturally speaking.
  • The Video Objectifies Women.  I mean, like, look at them. It’s they’re objects or something.
  • The Girls Fingerbanging Each Other.  See, in the video, they totally fingerbang each other. In California or Maryland, finger guns would get any elementary school kid an expulsion and a referral for violent anti-social behavior.
  • This verse: Check-it-out chocolate. Can I have a bit of chocolate?/But my weight worries me a bit these days.
    However, chocolate. Can I have a bit of chocolate?/But wait a while! Wait a while! Wait! Wait! Wait!” That’s straight up body-shaming right there. 

So in conclusion… I love Japan.

PDT Addresses Congress

Posted by V the K at 2:15 pm - February 26, 2017.
Filed under: Donald Trump

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I recognize Nancy Pelosi, lower left (still wearing her hijab from her meeting with President Assad). I don’t know how Evan McMullin snuck in, but there he is on the lower right. Next row, beginning from left, I’m pretty sure that’s Senator Cory Booker wearing the horns he borrowed from T-Bone, and then the grinning face of Senator Liz Warren. That’s got to be Chuck Schumer off his left shoulder, I’d know that face anywhere. Next to him, DC Delegate Eleanor Holmes-Norton in the red safety helmet she is now required to wear at all time. On her left, in the string tie, Senator John McCain.

In the next row (starting from left) we have a representative from Planned Parenthood, Special Guest Vladimir Putin, Congressman Elijah Cummings, and Senator Dick Durbin checking his phone for orders from George Soros.

Top Row, from left, Senator Abe Blumenthal, Senator Orrin Hatch, Senator Lindsey Graham, an empty suit sitting in for Senator Mitch McConnell, Senator Tim Scott, and Senator Al Franken at top right.

Sic Semper Socialism

Posted by V the K at 12:21 pm - February 26, 2017.
Filed under: Socialism in America

The socialist revolution in Venezuela has… as all socialist revolutions always do… devolved into violent Government repression and endemic poverty.

Venezuela is so short on food that tens of thousands are going hungry or even starving. Its murder rate is among the highest in the world. Its economy is so crippled that the average shopper spends 35 hours a month waiting in line – three times more than in 2014. Yet even as the country becomes increasingly unlivable, the socialist government is more entrenched than it has been in years. A sense of hopelessness has settled over what was once among the richest nations in South America, a belief that nothing will really change.

This is not the least bit surprising to anyone who understands socialism. But American leftists like beloved Democrat Bernie Sanders lavished praise on the socialist regime in Venezuela, even as their corruption, violent oppression, and dysfunction became obvious.

For a brief period in 2015, there was a brief glimmer of hope as opposition parties gained a brief toehold, and there was some possibility of reform. But then, the Obama Administration stepped in.

The Obama administration then dispatched a top diplomat to walk back the opposition leaders and tempt them with a Vatican-sponsored dialogue, which has since collapsed. In hindsight, to many it felt like capitulation, with the only result being that Maduro was never punished for trampling on the constitution. Now, there is an effort underway to block opposition parties from competing in future elections altogether.

So, the Barack Obama Administration saw that a violent, oppressive socialist state was in danger of being reformed, and so they sabotaged the opposition.

Quelle surprise.

It Has Come to This

Posted by V the K at 12:51 pm - February 25, 2017.
Filed under: Post 9-11 America

In the state legislature of California, a Vietnamese refugee was dragged off the floor by armed security guards for reading a statement against Communism.

#Clovergender and #Agefluid

Posted by V the K at 7:35 pm - February 24, 2017.
Filed under: Liberalism Run Amok

Some wags on the Twitters created the hashtags #Clovergender and #Agefluid. #Clovergender means “a child trapped in a man’s body who is attracted to other children.” #Agefluid means your “real” age is the age you believe you are; on the inside, in your heart.

They did this as a deliberate troll against the Social Justice Genderwankers.

How much ya wanna bet #Clovergender and #agefluid are a real thing by the end of the year?

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It is hard not to notice how much the “Transgender Rights” movement seems to be obsessed with children. Seems like any attention-seeking parent who can get her little boy to grow his hair, put on a dress, and mince is guaranteed a spot on a TV chat show. So, #clovergender and #agefluid seem like pretty natural next steps.

By the way, Conservative Supergenius Tucker Carlson confronted a paid shill who makes his living pimping Transgender virtue signaling to help the Democrat Party Trangender Rights Activist with a version of the #clovergender #agefluid argument. The guy kind of froze up like one of Harry Mudd’s androids when Captain Kirk confronted him with a logical paradox.

 

Even More Stupider Than the Gay Dance Thing Protest

Posted by V the K at 4:49 pm - February 24, 2017.
Filed under: Unhinged Liberals

The left is the party of reason and science, so I am told. They have long since cast off Judeo-Christian superstition and morality and replaced with a governing and social philosophy founded on reason and supported by the most sciency science there is. I have even heard it said that leftists “f**king love science.”

So, it comes as no surprise that some of the left’s foremost philosophers and scientists will be gathering this week to create a well-reasoned, scientifically-supported alternative to the policies of President Donald Trump.

And when I say, “foremost philosophers and scientists,” I mean “witches, shamans, Heremeticists, cunning folk, sorcerers and sorceresses, hoodooists, occultists, magicians, Ceremonialists and Ritualists.”>

And by, “create a well-reasoned, scientifically-supported alternative,” I mean, “dance in the moonlight chanting a spell to curse his presidency .”

Then it is time to launch into the chant, which was allegedly created by a member of a private magical order.

In one refrain, the witches must chant: ‘I call upon you / To bind / Donald J. Trump / So that he may fail utterly / That he may do no harm/To any human soul.’

The second verse tackles a different issues, with the lines: ‘Bind him so that he shall not break our polity / Usurp our liberty / Or fill our minds with hate, confusion, fear, or despair.’

President Trump’s supporters are also wrapped into the chant.

‘Bind them in chains / Bind their tongues / Bind their works / Bind their wickedness,’ sing the women and men, who at this point are told to take the orange candle and light President Trump’s photo on fire.

Seems like if witches and covens had that much influence, Hillary would be president.

Indoctrinating Youth in Condescension, Stereotypes, and Identity Politics.

Posted by V the K at 11:52 am - February 24, 2017.
Filed under: American Youth,Education Reform

This picture was taken in a classroom in Massachusetts. It’s like a bingo card of stereotypes.

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Consider your virtue signaled, unionized educrat.

I don’t see a sign reading, “Normal, heterosexual boys — Your masculinity is not toxic.” I guess that would be “Off-message.”

BTW, ain’t it good to know that if you’re LGBT “fake social rules” don’t apply to you? I don’t know what “fake social rules” are, but expect they have something to do with wieners in the girls locker rooms and not hooking up with strangers you meet in the rest rooms of bus stops.

Pederasty Supporter Calls for Coup d’Etat

Posted by V the K at 10:58 am - February 24, 2017.
Filed under: Unhinged Liberals

George Takei wants an “American Spring” to result in the removal of Donald Trump from the office of the President.

With attacks on immigrants, women and LGBTs, Trump has shown he must go. An American Spring is coming. Can we count on you to stand with us?

As others are quick to point out, the aftermath of the ‘Arab Spring’ was violence, followed by authoritarian Muslim Brotherhood dictatorships, followed by more violence.  Is this what the American Left actually wants?

Every time Sulu opens his yap, I like Shatner more.

The Superstitions of the Left

Posted by V the K at 9:24 am - February 24, 2017.
Filed under: Unhinged Liberals

‘With every leftist I know, this is the characteristic about which they are most proud: They are rationalists and skeptics, with shibboleth-shorn minds free of bewitchment. The problem is, leftists who consider themselves rational and non-superstitious are like scrawny nerds who look in the mirror and see a chiseled Adonis in the reflection. One almost feels bad for people so possessed of a delusion.’

Read the rest and tell me it isn’t truth.

They Say It Like It’s a Bad Thing

Washington “Democracy Dies in Darkness*” Post: Bannon: Trump administration is in unending battle for ‘deconstruction of the administrative state’

Atop Trump’s agenda, Bannon said, was the “deconstruction of the administrative state” — meaning a system of taxes, regulations and trade pacts that the president and his advisers believe stymie economic growth and infringe upon one’s sovereignty.

This goes a long way toward explaining the Left’s absolute derangement with Steve Bannon. The all-powerful, unelected bureaucracy is the Left’s primary implement of social control.

* Yes, that’s their new motto, and not the name of Metallica’s next album.