The left is the party of reason and science, so I am told. They have long since cast off Judeo-Christian superstition and morality and replaced with a governing and social philosophy founded on reason and supported by the most sciency science there is. I have even heard it said that leftists “f**king love science.”
So, it comes as no surprise that some of the left’s foremost philosophers and scientists will be gathering this week to create a well-reasoned, scientifically-supported alternative to the policies of President Donald Trump.
And when I say, “foremost philosophers and scientists,” I mean “witches, shamans, Heremeticists, cunning folk, sorcerers and sorceresses, hoodooists, occultists, magicians, Ceremonialists and Ritualists.”>
And by, “create a well-reasoned, scientifically-supported alternative,” I mean, “dance in the moonlight chanting a spell to curse his presidency .”
Then it is time to launch into the chant, which was allegedly created by a member of a private magical order.
In one refrain, the witches must chant: ‘I call upon you / To bind / Donald J. Trump / So that he may fail utterly / That he may do no harm/To any human soul.’
The second verse tackles a different issues, with the lines: ‘Bind him so that he shall not break our polity / Usurp our liberty / Or fill our minds with hate, confusion, fear, or despair.’
President Trump’s supporters are also wrapped into the chant.
‘Bind them in chains / Bind their tongues / Bind their works / Bind their wickedness,’ sing the women and men, who at this point are told to take the orange candle and light President Trump’s photo on fire.
Seems like if witches and covens had that much influence, Hillary would be president.