I’m not entirely kidding about it being a temple. The complex will feature “a museum about the lives of Barack and Michelle Obama.” Presumably, this will feature round-the-clock showings of Hollywood’s ‘Southside with you’ Obama-love date movie, and perhaps choirs of children singing hymns to the Lightworker. It will be a bit like that episode of ‘Futurama’ where Bender forces slaves to build a massive tomb for him; except I think Obama’s ego is bigger. And the adoration of his media cult continues unabated. Perhaps, there will be an Adoration Chamber, where members of the media can gather to sit on bended knee to chant “Yes, we can” and “Hope and Change” continuously; as they did for the entire eight years of his presidency.
But at least they can save money on the room where his college records would have been displayed.