Are you done being outraged because United Airlines told some little girls to put on some clothes over their damned leggings (that no one should be seen in public outside of a yoga studio or Walmart anyway)? Are you done being outraged because a left-wing feminist’s feewings were hurt by mean old Sean Spicer?
OK, Good, because today, you are supposed to be outraged because Donald Trump’s Census count isn’t going to have specific categories for Lesbian and Gay Bullying Totalitarians.
Cue the outrage:
“We won’t be counted!” whine the Democrat Gays. Of course, you’re going to be counted, you hyperemotional pathetic idiots. The Government just isn’t going to slot you into a sexual preference category. Which should be none of the Government’s damn business anyway.
Besides which, the Census will probably wuss out and put the categories back in anyway because Republicans are total p*ssies when it comes to fighting the Culture Wars.