Two bodies found wrapped in a poignant embrace in their final moments as they were covered beneath molten rock and layers of ash in the ancient city of Pompeii when Mount Vesuvius violently erupted in 79 A.D.
The bodies were dubbed “The Two Maidens” when they were first discovered but in a startling discovery this week scientists found the two bodies were actually male – raising speculation that they may have been gay lovers.
Or close friends. Or co-workers. Or two soldiers. Or just two random people who happened to fall dead on each other in what, to me, does not really look like a tender embrace.
But, yeah, let’s hype Teh Ghey.
Because all things must serve The Narrative.
BTW: Speaking of gay gossip… (some light fluffy fluff, in case the war/deep state stuff is too demoralizing.)