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Another Dispatch from an Asylum of Higher Learning

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Illegal immigrants attending Columbia University are demanding that faculty and staff be indoctrinated not to call them illegal immigrants. Oh, and also, that the university provide them with free tuition, health care, and housing.

You can get all that stuff in prison. Just sayin’.

They also say their demands are non-negotiable; to which any sensible university administration would respond, “Well, bye.” And perhaps offer advice on not letting the door hit them where the Good Lord split them on the way out.

Comments

  1. If I were the college president, I would call for a press conference, and invite the leaders of this demand group, and then say the following:

    1) You have promised to disrupt this campus for everyone unless your demands are met.

    2) By any legal definition, that is extortion, which is a crime.

    3) The INS is deporting illegal immigrants who commit crimes.

    4) You either drop the demands, or I call in the INS. I know who you are.

    5) Attending this university is a privilege, not a right. Treat it as such.

  2. #1 – Totally agree, Craig, and I wish it would happen, but it won’t because:

    1. College administrators lack a set of cojones.

    2. Most college presidents are themselves hippie throwbacks, so this sort of stuff is cool with them.

    However, if I were an alumnus of Columbia, I’d revoke any contributions to the college and start pressuring the other alums to do the same.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

  3. Helga Sandburg, one of the daughters of the famous poet and author Carl Sandburg, dabbled in poetry in the shadow of her famous father.

    She wrote a poem which was aimed at the nuclear age in the late 1950’s. I can not locate it, so I have to recall it from memory:

    “Down on the old North Pier,
    God just worked another one of his sunsets.
    Why, in this time of trouble and strife
    Does He waste our time on this kind of tripe?
    IwouldsaythatHeisonHiswayout.”

    I have returned to this poem thousands of times over the years when I reflect on the loss of spirituality and the mealy-mouthed, hangnail sort of tripe which takes its place.

    Every generation through recorded history has had to face overwhelming issues of near hopelessness. Poetically, the sunset spectacular should be a unifying and steadying reminder that the earth abides, even if we can’t see our way to tomorrow. The conceit of giving God directions from within our puny, transitory and feeble brains is beyond underwhelming.

    So, along come undocumenteds at Columbia University and they start flinging poo like caged monkeys. You can stand there and take it. Or, you can pick it up and throw it back at them. Or, you can have a pity party over whether the cages make them that way. Or, you can set them free to fend for themselves in the canyons of the city. Or, you can give them shock treatment and and fry that part of their psyche. Or, you can move on and watch the peacock strut. Or, you can send them back to the G-damned environment where they “belong.”

    Columbia has long bred this sort of thing. A few years ago, a Columbia professor and his consenting and willing 20-something daughter were engaging in passionate, satisfying sex together and proudly challenging the “conventional” taboos. After them Columbia produced “mattress girl.”

    Helga Sandburg chided us correctly. When we focus on this kind of super-underwhelming comic soap opera, those without spirituality keep bitching about God, whom they reject, for not solving their problems for them.

    I am satisfied to let Columbia be Columbia with all its high tuition and social justice wankerism. I hope they breed themselves sterile. They already have done it to their own minds.

  6. I knew it – once society gave in to gay marriage, the floodgates were opened and other barriers like polygamy, incest and bestiality were not far behind.

    (Waiting for al-Cray-da to hijack the thread in 3…2…1…)

    Regards,
    Peter H.

  7. Interestingly enough, Helio, this was at the conclusion of the article you referenced:

    “Consensual incest is also legal in China, France, Israel, the Ivory Coast, the Netherlands, Russia, Spain and Turkey, according to a 2007 report from the Max Planck Institute in Germany.”

    Who knew there were that many perverts out there? Geez…

    Regards,
    Peter H.