Babylon Bee is a satirical site like The Onion. The best satire works because it enhances a societal absurdity.
Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship
AUBURN, CA—Local 36-year-old man Nate Ripley, who identifies as a six-year-old, “absolutely crushed” a game-winning homer at a local tee-ball game and won the championship for his team Monday evening, reports confirmed.
Ripley reportedly walked up to the plate in the bottom of the 6th, pointed his bat toward the left-field wall looming 130 feet in the distance, and let her rip, sending the ball rocketing over the fence and into a parking lot as the fans cheered and his coach yelled out, “Attaboy, Nate! Good job, bud!”
In real life, boys claiming to identify as girls are making a hash of women’s athletics, but nobody dares complain out of fear of being called a bigot. If we have to accept that everybody is whatever they identify as, why not have a grown man who identifies as a six year old playing T-ball, or admitting a white woman who ‘identifies as African-American’ to an elite college on a minority scholarship?