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The Sting of any Rebuke Is the Truth

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Babylon Bee is a satirical site like The Onion. The best satire works because it enhances a societal absurdity.

Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship

AUBURN, CA—Local 36-year-old man Nate Ripley, who identifies as a six-year-old, “absolutely crushed” a game-winning homer at a local tee-ball game and won the championship for his team Monday evening, reports confirmed.

Ripley reportedly walked up to the plate in the bottom of the 6th, pointed his bat toward the left-field wall looming 130 feet in the distance, and let her rip, sending the ball rocketing over the fence and into a parking lot as the fans cheered and his coach yelled out, “Attaboy, Nate! Good job, bud!”

In real life, boys claiming to identify as girls are making a hash of women’s athletics, but nobody dares complain out of fear of being called a bigot. If we have to accept that everybody is whatever they identify as, why not have a grown man who identifies as a six year old playing T-ball, or admitting a white woman who ‘identifies as African-American’ to an elite college on a minority scholarship?

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  4. Ludovico, that man is nothing but a crazy sexual pervert with little girl fetishes and that couple is endangering their grandchildren…he is insane!!!

  5. I can think of at least two better sources for uniquely peculiar satire:

    1) Salon — peculiarity: totally sub-conscious satire

    2) Evergreen “College” (read: tax payer-funded for Amerikan millenial daycare) — peculiarity: ongoing social experiment in the liberals/progressives academic cannibalism, with tantrum-throwing toddlers having their baby boomer faculty members served to them for breakfast, lunch, and recess