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Posted by V the K at 10:24 pm - June 29, 2017.
Filed under: Leftist Nutjobs

So… what exactly were those two gay guys about to do to that chicken?

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  1. If PETA would just focus on the humane handling of livestock they would have better luck.

    Why anyone would think the liberal gays with their single issue focus capabilities are a good target for this ad. They won’t be dropping the cake baking crusade anytime soon.

    Comment by Hanover — June 29, 2017 @ 11:29 pm - June 29, 2017

  2. (Had to say it) So, these guys are into some serious cock petting there.

    Comment by Juan — June 30, 2017 @ 12:17 am - June 30, 2017

  3. Kinky is using the feathers.
    Perverted is using the whole chicken.

    Comment by The Gentle Grizzly — June 30, 2017 @ 12:49 am - June 30, 2017

  4. I don’t get it…is it saying meat causes impotence? Or it makes you too sleepy to perform? Or it makes your spunk taste bad? I don’t understand at all…

    Comment by TAD — June 30, 2017 @ 2:27 am - June 30, 2017

  5. “Choking the chicken” was an old euphemism for… Well, you get the idea.
    No, no. THAT came later…
    Hands off that sheep right now. Shame on you…

    When I was in college, young skinny guys were “chicken”, and Twinkies were a packaged dessert cake. Older guys into young guys were chickenhawks, which was derogatory. As in, ” That old chickenhawk was down at the bus-station last night, …again.”

    And truck stops had “parking lot lizards”.

    Comment by Ted B. (Charging Rhino) — June 30, 2017 @ 3:32 am - June 30, 2017

  6. Hmmm. There’s a chicken f*ck scene in John Waters’ “Pink Flamingos”…

    Comment by Thomas — June 30, 2017 @ 6:43 am - June 30, 2017

  7. Yeah, like vegan pajama boys are soooooo sexy! By the way that’s a hen, so no wonder they aren’t interested.

    Comment by Rex — June 30, 2017 @ 9:10 am - June 30, 2017

  8. I get all the euphemisms about chickens related to sex, but most of them have something to do with masturbation so what the chicken in between the two men in bed has to do with anything is what I don’t understand. Are they promoting the idea that safe alternatives for sex like choking the chicken mutually cannot occur if meat has been eaten ?

    Comment by TAD — June 30, 2017 @ 10:16 am - June 30, 2017

  9. I don’t know that it matters what they were going to do. It looks to me like they were embarrassed to find a hen (ht Rex) better equipped than them.

    Comment by Crispy — June 30, 2017 @ 11:10 am - June 30, 2017

  10. “PETA Says Eating Chicken Makes Your Penis Small”

    Comment by TnnsNe1 — June 30, 2017 @ 12:22 pm - June 30, 2017

  11. Eating meat IS my sex life.

    Comment by Hungry — July 1, 2017 @ 7:23 am - July 1, 2017

  12. Seems like PETA is implying that all gay men are pedophiles.

    Comment by BigJ — July 1, 2017 @ 9:35 am - July 1, 2017

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