Apparently, an aide to one of the Pope’s favorite cardinals held a gay sex and drug orgy at… oh, this is good… an apartment belonging to the Vatican’s Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, which is in charge of investigating clerical sexual abuse. It got so rowdy, the Vatican police has to be called in to break it up. I wonder if anyone got poked with a halberd.
Not to be outdone, the elite students Oxford University (who are better than the rest of us by virtue of elite birth and academic credentials, if I understand how these things work) had a sex party of their own where, apparently, some of the revelers got busy with a goat. An actual, four-footed goat. Not a furry in a goat costume, but an actual goat. I think the point I’m trying to make here is … bestiality. There was also apparently an orgy tent.
OXFORD toffs have claimed sick revellers romped with a goat during a debauched party exposed by The Sun.
The grotesque act was said to have happened at the secret summer ball organised by the Piers Gaveston Society last month.
Piers Gaveston was founded in 1977 and named after the rumoured gay lover of Edward II. Its past members include movie actor Hugh Grant
Another posted: “To the guy wearing baubles at the Gav, it’s not christmas but you’re a gift I’d like to have. About your bod no one could ever lament
So next year meet me in the orgy tent?”
I don’t think you could do that sort of thing in California. Just imagine all the consent forms you’d have to fill out. And how do you get a goat to sign a consent form. She’d probably eat it. (I’m hoping it was a she.)
And while our social elites are enjoying their orgies, the enemies of Western Civilization are teaching children to saw off the heads of infidels.