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We’re All Going to Die

July 10, 2017 by V the K

According to David Wallace-Wells (“a writer living in New York,” which makes him a total authority on everything), climate change is going to kill us all by the end of the century.

Absent a significant adjustment to how billions of humans conduct their lives, parts of the Earth will likely become close to uninhabitable, and other parts horrifically inhospitable, as soon as the end of this century.

So, if you were *planning* on living until the end of the century, you’re going to be SOL.

And then David Wallace-Wells goes into a list of horrors that will most definitely happen unless we give up our sinful ways. Plagues! Famines! Wars!

However, there is one way… and only one way… to avoid this Catastrophe according to the Alarmists. And that is to give the Alarmists complete control of the world’s economy, politics, and society. Also, billions and billions of dollars to climate alarmists like David Wallace-Wells.

Filed Under: Environmental Wackos (ManBearPig)

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  1. firefirefire says

    July 10, 2017 at 11:34 am - July 10, 2017

    With the millions upon millions that will also die when ACA is finally repealed, we may be able to forestall the looming population explosion that will lead to Tuesdays are Soylent Green Day.
    Stock up on Strawberry Jam.

  2. Kimthe says

    July 10, 2017 at 11:46 am - July 10, 2017

    Most “writers living in New York” spend their days pawing through their ratty futons for subway fare.

  3. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    July 10, 2017 at 11:56 am - July 10, 2017

    Why worry? The asteroid 99942 Apophis will get us on April 13th 2029, saving us from filing our taxes….finally. Twenty-seven million metric-tons of instantanous tax relief.

    That is if Kim Jong In doesn’t first…

  4. Cyril says

    July 10, 2017 at 12:07 pm - July 10, 2017

    I heard that as long as the E.U. will produce enough of clean energy used to produce enough of Nutella to discourage Germany’s multi culturally enriching refugees to burn the factories (of said Nutella), we’ll be fine, said another best friend expert of David’s circle (also living in New York).

    Hence, the tax.

    Don’t you dare being ungrateful for that.

  5. Cyril says

    July 10, 2017 at 12:15 pm - July 10, 2017

    Migrants burned down refugee centre causing €10 million in damage because there wasn’t enough Nutella, Gummibears or chocolate, German Red Cross worker reveals

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3960366/Migrants-burned-refugee-centre-causing-10-million-damage-wasn-t-Nutella-Gummibears-chocolate-German-Red-Cross-worker-reveals.html

    So, not everything of the breaking havoc was/has been/is about DJT getting elected?

    Whodathunk?

  6. Cyril says

    July 10, 2017 at 12:16 pm - July 10, 2017

    Migrants burned down refugee centre causing €10 million in damage because there wasn’t enough Nutella, Gummibears or chocolate, German Red Cross worker reveals

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3960366/Migrants-burned-refugee-centre-causing-10-million-damage-wasn-t-Nutella-Gummibears-chocolate-German-Red-Cross-worker-reveals.html

    So, not everything of the wreaking havoc was/has been/is about DJT getting elected?

    Whodathunk?

  7. Cyril says

    July 10, 2017 at 12:18 pm - July 10, 2017

    (sorry for double post)

  8. Hanover says

    July 10, 2017 at 1:23 pm - July 10, 2017

    The Commies in the climate hoax cartel have gone from just insisting that the sky is falling to, the sky is falling & the United States is isolated because it refuses to be the cash cow paying for the grants of “scientists” duped into supporting the hysteria & the salaries of the various Commies & assorted anti-capitalists who now say it’s capitalism that is causing “global warming”, something they’ve been waiting to say for a long time. It’ll make their catch phrases which already contain “Capitalism bad, Communism good” easier to adjust. “It’s the weather, stupid.”

    Except – as the US president departed Merkel is standing in the middle of a bunch of people that were all expecting a big payday. They’re not getting a big payday. Macron isn’t paying attention because he’s too busy being Jupiter & May isn’t paying attention because she’s pretending that she didn’t have an on the spot special election hoping for more support in something (Brexit) that was already approved, instead upending the Tories parliamentary majority & having to suck up to the stinky Northern Ireland Brits for support. That’s a lot of people standing around Merkel not paying attention or disappointed that the biggest party favor hasn’t been delivered. Merkel’s two planes are being kicked out of Turkey, no cash cow & the party goers aren’t getting paid.

    Exactly, who is isolated?

  9. Cyril says

    July 10, 2017 at 1:48 pm - July 10, 2017

    Exactly, who is isolated?

    The wife and I feel that way sometimes, finding ourselves in awe in the middle of a Mental Ward where going into extra debt of fiat money at the pace of $1.25 trillion (= 10/8) per year is called “economic stimulus” by mainstream economists having columns in the New York Times.

    Forget the Bermuda Triangle — better yet, there is New York (and DC).

  10. Sathar says

    July 10, 2017 at 2:03 pm - July 10, 2017

    The “writer” isn’t wrong — there are already “parts of the Earth” that are “close to uninhabitable” now. They call it Death Valley for a reason.

    As for places like NY, NY, I would argue that many of these are equally uninhabitable today.

  11. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    July 10, 2017 at 4:35 pm - July 10, 2017

    “As for places like NY, NY, I would argue that many of these are equally uninhabitable today.”

    Turn-off their power, shut-off the water, and barricade the tunnels and bridges; then we’ll see how long they can last. Three-days? Two? …Cannibalism within a week.

  12. Cyril says

    July 10, 2017 at 10:03 pm - July 10, 2017

    … then we’ll see how long they can last. Three-days? Two? …Cannibalism within a week.

    But hey, and the Trump-Russia collusion obsessive-compulsive fit-throwing not to happen ever again, or way after they’re done melting the Fearless Girl in Front of the Bull for scraps to barter with.

    Man, at least, that’s that!

  13. Sathar says

    July 10, 2017 at 11:36 pm - July 10, 2017

    Turn-off their power, shut-off the water, and barricade the tunnels and bridges; then we’ll see how long they can last.

    Soon, soon. Guvner’s getting ready to pull the plug on the nuke plant that’s something like 1/3 their grid.

  14. davinci38 says

    July 10, 2017 at 11:55 pm - July 10, 2017

    Since people born this year will be 82 in 2099, yes, about 96% of people today will be dead at the end of the century. Duuuuh. And I give this guy congratulations for earning the 70 IQ smart award.

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