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Is CNN’s Don Lemon an agent of Vladimir Putin??

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Scott Adams pointed this out.

  • Don Lemon is said to like vodka (Russian) martinis with a lemon twist. He could have chosen a different TV name but he went with Lemon to dog-whistle the link.
  • Don Lemon has never released his tax returns! How do we know he’s not getting Russian payments? There’s no evidence that he has, but what are we supposed to think? How do we know he hasn’t? What is he hiding?
  • Lemon has interviewed Russian nationals – as part of his job, even! There was value exchanged – it’s beyond question that Lemon met with Russians, intending for them to help him in his job. So what if nothing came of it? It’s all about his intent.
  • Lemon has never filled out any forms which would disclose his Russian contacts and collusion! Why not? Has he lied, in claiming to be a loyal American? Looks that way. Can we believe anything he says?

With that much smoke, there’s gotta be a fire. We must investigate Don Lemon immediately, and exhaustively.

Because we could easily find something out that we don’t know, now. He could be committing treasonous crimes that we’ve just seen no indication of, yet. After all, Lemon has failed to call for a war with Russia. Isn’t he obviously serving Putin’s interests?

/trumpRussiaParody

Comments

  2. That’s a great way to put it. TrumpRussia is one, giant, Loaded Question Fallacy.

    The modern-day “smear” – which starts with a kernel of truth or a plausible reference to facts, except it’s all inconsequential and a double standard to be making a big thing of it – is a giant Loaded Question Fallacy.

  3. It’s kind of like the way the lefties look at rape…if she said it happened, you’re guilty…the left said he colluded with Russia, so he’s guilty. I just don’t understand being so unreasonable that even when you find out you are wrong, you just keep saying it.

  4. “It’s kind of like the way the lefties look at rape…if she said it happened, you’re guilty…”

    It’s even worse than that. A man goes through life burdened with the assumption that he’s a rapist and it’s up to a woman to confirm it. Whether the act actually happened is immaterial; even the legal system often agrees.