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Black Snowflakes Triggered by Racist Banana Peel

Posted by V the K at 11:57 am - August 31, 2017.
Filed under: Hysteria on the Left

A threadline that only makes sense in the Idiocratic America of 2017.

A Greek Life leader accidentally sparked mass hysteria after he placed a banana peel on a tree in the woods — because he could not find a trash can.

The Daily Mississippian reports that three black students found the banana peel — and were apparently triggered by what they saw.

“To be clear, many members of our community were hurt, frightened, and upset,” the interim director of fraternity and sorority life wrote in a letter obtained by the newspaper.

The president of one sorority told the newspaper that “bananas have historically been used to demean black people.”

“The massive discussion session wrapped up as more and more students stood and left the room – some in tears, some in frustration. NPHC members began texting friends to come and pick them up from the camp since no one had been allowed to drive his or her car up to the retreat. The remainder of the retreat was canceled later that night,” the newspaper reported.

Do these people breakdown in tears when they walk into the produce section of a supermarket and see watermelons?

And the university asylum is treating their hysteria as though it is legitimate.

“We are aware of the situation and are working to address it through appropriate channels,” the spokesman told me. “Since we became aware of what occurred at the fraternity and sorority community’s retreat, UM staff acted quickly in an effort to engage in discussion with students.”

What a stupid, stupid, stupid time to be alive.


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  1. Peak hysteria?

    Comment by ILoveCapitalism — August 31, 2017 @ 1:03 pm - August 31, 2017

  2. The stupid is power full in this one.

    Comment by Matthew the Oilman — August 31, 2017 @ 1:13 pm - August 31, 2017

  3. The stupid is power full in this one.

    Comment by Matthew the Oilman — August 31, 2017 @ 1:13 pm - August 31, 2017

  4. Hoe the cafeteria isn’t serving fried chicken anytime soon.

    Comment by Kimthe — August 31, 2017 @ 1:17 pm - August 31, 2017

  5. Hope the cafeteria isn’t serving fried chicken anytime soon.

    Comment by Kimthe — August 31, 2017 @ 1:18 pm - August 31, 2017

  6. How to stop BLM 101.

    Comment by Lobogris — August 31, 2017 @ 1:42 pm - August 31, 2017

  7. Do these people breakdown in tears when they walk into the produce section of a supermarket and see watermelons?

    Are watermelons still legal for sale and purchase to begin with, these days?

    I’m asking because, well, who knows, from one day to another… ever since the night of 11/8/2016 !

    Comment by Cyril — August 31, 2017 @ 1:59 pm - August 31, 2017

  8. “bananas have historically been used to demean black people.”

    Huh. And here I always thought that bananas historically been used to represent Black people…at least some Black people…of a particular gender…ifyouknowwhutImean.

    Comment by RSG — August 31, 2017 @ 2:31 pm - August 31, 2017

  9. I guess ‘Beverley Hills Cop’ is out, too.

    Comment by Blair Ivey — August 31, 2017 @ 2:54 pm - August 31, 2017

  10. Who knew that a “micro-aggression” could be a single banana peel or watermelon seed? And that it would justify (or at least trigger) full-on community wailing and gnashing of teeth?

    My mom was a Director of Nursing. One time after she disciplined an employee for lack of cleanliness, someone (perhaps that employee) left a bag of poo on her desk. Now that’s a micro-aggression. They don’t make ’em like they used to.

    Comment by ILoveCapitalism — August 31, 2017 @ 3:34 pm - August 31, 2017

  11. It’s always a great time to be alive. No ones like being surrounded by stupid people or neurotic snowflakes. They’re not mutually exclusive.

    Comment by rjligier — August 31, 2017 @ 3:37 pm - August 31, 2017

  12. The protests, the safe places, the mobs, the Liberal coddling; it won’t go down well next year during midterms. Guaranteed. So; bring it on, Libs? Keep flinging your race cards, pretend anti-fascist BS, pussy hats, soothing nap places for your college kiddies & more. There is something really educational that is just around the corner.

    America isn’t California where a hefty portion looks way Left & just shakes their heads saying, we’re not all like that. There are consequences in the real world. Even Pelosi is figuring it out. They must have upped her dosage.

    Comment by Hanover — August 31, 2017 @ 3:42 pm - August 31, 2017

  13. if you think the students are bad think about how bad the people in the university administrations must be to encourage this behavior.

    Comment by salg — August 31, 2017 @ 3:56 pm - August 31, 2017

  14. Overcoming stereotypes of primitism and superstition by stampeding over a banana peel.

    Of course, the compensation is to go out and hunt down a lion or a Nazi or a university with a spear.

    That will fix things right up.

    Comment by neal — August 31, 2017 @ 4:01 pm - August 31, 2017

  15. Meanwhile, professional cuddlers and pyscho-babblers are booming businesses.

    Comment by TnnsNe1 — August 31, 2017 @ 5:13 pm - August 31, 2017

  16. I don’t understand… why are bananas offensive to black people?

    Comment by KCRob — August 31, 2017 @ 6:06 pm - August 31, 2017

  17. Black people don’t eat bananas, KCRob. I thought everyone knew that.

    Comment by Hanover — August 31, 2017 @ 6:09 pm - August 31, 2017

  18. V THE K, Heads up (sorry… is there a better way to pass along tips??), cake fascists getting riled up: Tastries Bakery at center of firestorm after refusing to make wedding cakes for two same-sex couples

    Comment by Papa Giorgio — August 31, 2017 @ 7:17 pm - August 31, 2017

  19. Dese Miwwennials had dere fewwings hurt. Sniff, sniff.

    Comment by davinci38 — August 31, 2017 @ 8:24 pm - August 31, 2017

  20. Cyril:

    I guess you can eliminate collard greens, black eyed peas, and other assorted foods that make black people feel stereotyped. So do Italians feel offended when they see pasta, eggplant, and oregano?

    Comment by davinci38 — August 31, 2017 @ 8:26 pm - August 31, 2017

  21. RSG:

    I thought bananas were a symbol for a penis, but what do I know?

    Comment by davinci38 — August 31, 2017 @ 8:27 pm - August 31, 2017

  22. Hanover. I wish I could feel as optimistic as you. I used to work at a major well service company, by way of aquisition. The original small company had to survive on a very small staff and little tolerance for bs.(exceptions for the owner) When we were bought out,we met big corporate management. It’s chock a block full of the types discribed in the article, whose goal seemed to be prevention of work. Needless to say , were a poor fit, the closed the division, and discontinued the product line. (They could not make money operating a lean business model with beaurocratic bloat.

    Comment by Matthew the Oilman — August 31, 2017 @ 8:54 pm - August 31, 2017

  23. @20

    Next time I see someone at the groceries grinning at a stinky french cheese, I’m going to call the SPLC and ask them to help me sue the hell out of the store… Strike that, I’ll sue the hell out of the entire town for anti-french prejudice and hateful olfactive bigotry against the culturally-fancy-and-all poor victim (that’d be me) —

    Because, ya know, muh feeeewings!

    Comment by Cyril — August 31, 2017 @ 9:13 pm - August 31, 2017

  24. Back on topic, though;

    I’m guessing the banana peel-offended victims may have forgotten to renew their subscription to,

    Poor Me Magazine

    “A magazine dedicated to people who see themselves as victims”

    Comment by Cyril — August 31, 2017 @ 9:44 pm - August 31, 2017

  25. I thought bananas were racially sterotyping Asians. At one time it was what the Leftists were calling Conservative Asians (similar to how Leftists used to call Conservatives Blacks Oreos).

    Now what call Leftists call any Conservatives is not fit to type.

    Comment by Sandra — August 31, 2017 @ 9:46 pm - August 31, 2017

  26. *Now what Leftists call any Conservative is not fit to type.

    Comment by Sandra — August 31, 2017 @ 9:47 pm - August 31, 2017

  27. #22, Matthew the Oilman, Any optimism I have is nowadays on the state of the great unwashed in the US is based on the event of The Donald being elected by a majority of states, a socalled silent majority unhindered by a majority of Liberals & unthinking Liberals in Liberal-ruled states. Normally, I wouldn’t place a bet on the masses. However, since the thinking portion of the masses decided that Obama was just too much to stomach & that Hillary was unthinkable. They’re still out there, Trump’s base. Lots of people that normally do not vote, do not indulge in politics for whatever reason & who usually go about their lives in without remembering that politics is indeed important because it affects our lives. But, it was impossible to not see what Obama was doing, his reduction of American power, his alteration of society & his constant vomiting out soggy & vile race cards onto the wall. The Don’t Shoot Crowd, the Blacklivesmatter Crowd, the Occupy Morons, the rise of refurbished but dusty Socialists, Pictures of Obama Smoking Weed, Pics of his mommy with her backend displayed for all to see. It all spoke of Obama, Hillary & the rest of the stinking turds. You couldn’t have missed it. The whole think stank of Jimmy Carter’s utter & dismal failings & absolute stupidity. People running en masse to the voting booths to get rid of that ridiculous hick & his self-righteous crowd that couldn’t lift a finger to point a gun at the Iranians so they’d let our people go, the inept black op & its helicopter crash in Iran bespoke of total ineptitude & incompetence. Nobody missed it. You couldn’t even if you tried.

    Obama’s despicable 8 years was on that level. It wasn’t that he was black. We’re beyond that. Maybe some with loud voices amplified by the Left gurgled out a few bigoted squeeks, but their minority has been fading for decades. We had a weak president & his coterie of Democrats forcing people to buy insurance, for gods’ sake, was the ultimate no no. The Democrats have been losing, losing, losing. Their self-righteous, mealy-mouthed pronouncements & lies was just too much & Hillary was just a continuation of Obama. She didn’t even have a promise or a message. Just jabs & her well-known years of baggage. A known harpy.

    I know it may seem like you’re surrounded by Liberals, that they saturate everything like oily mold in a house that had a sewer system back up into it, but they’re Not the majority. Their robotic California & New York majorities are fake. Just like their ideology of the moment. Just like their community organizer. You can’t listen to the Blacklivesmatter people without being struck just how Communist, Social Democrat, Socialist & Fascist they are. It’s not about White’s feeling threatened, it’s about not giving in to thugs anymore. Personally knowing fine Black people who are totally unlike the vicious black power folk, tells us something is wrong & where did these other people come from?

    If there’s one thing you can count on, it’s that when you have the attention of a crowd, you are under scrutiny. The Right survived that scrutiny & the Left did not. People are still examining what they bought & you cannot miss that journalism is dead & the Democrat Media actually controls the politics on the Left. You can’t miss it, even if you’re a retard. That’s why I’m optimistic. The Left is so blunderingly horrible, you can’t miss it.

    Hope this helps, Matthew. Stay strong. Vote again. Remember what the Democrats are & what they’ve done to the country. They love to try to say things into existence or poo poo people pointing out Liberal atrocities. Pull that lever, punch that card. Continue voting. Vote these pigs & rats into extinction. That’s all they are, pigs & rats.

    Comment by Hanover — August 31, 2017 @ 11:28 pm - August 31, 2017

  28. By the way, this is what actual racism looks like:

    Comment by Cyril — September 1, 2017 @ 12:07 am - September 1, 2017

  29. If I were a black person I would be so embarrassed to have people think I was so much of a chickens**t, I got scared by a banana peel.

    Comment by Rex — September 1, 2017 @ 12:38 pm - September 1, 2017

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