It’s now a trendy thing for straight couples to pretend to be lesbians; because modern urban culture is nothing more than adult children playing pretend forever and ever. And nothing is more trendy than pretending to be a victim of something.
Joanne was given space to write an op-ed in the [New York] Times because she says she and Lara face persecution. One time, Joanne and Lara were driving a car in a sinister-sounding town called “Whiteville,” North Carolina. Then Joanne saw some guys who looked as though they were from Duck Dynasty. According to Joanne, the Duck Dynasty guys followed Joanne and Lara in their pickup truck for a while. And then they stopped following Joanne and Lara!
That is why Joanne was given a highlighted space on the op-ed pages of the Times to write about discrimination against heterosexual couples pretending to be lesbians. For Joanne and Lara not only feel the imagined sting of persecution that lesbians feel, but that of being pretend lesbians as well, which is probably even worse