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Wait… What? This Is an Actual News Story?

Posted by V the K at 3:12 pm - December 22, 2017.
Filed under: Liberalism Run Amok

The most busted name in news laments that popular children’s programs promote “fascism.”

Two of the most divisive shows are “Thomas the Tank Engine” and “Paw Patrol,” both of which have been eviscerated by grown-ups on discussion boards, in social media and in widely shared essays in prestigious publications.
“Thomas,” the long-running television franchise about a group of working trains chugging away on the Island of Sodor, has been called a “premodern corporate-totalitarian dystopia” in the New Yorker, imperialist and sinister in Slate, and classist, sexist and anti-environmentalist in the Guardian. And yet people — presumably parents — spend $1 billion on “Thomas” merchandise every year.
“Paw Patrol” is equally polarizing. The show, about a group of rescue dogs led by a boy named Ryder, is a regular source of complaint among parents and of adoration among their kids. Buzzfeed called the show “terrible” and pointed to instances of gender and social inequality that go unchecked on the show.

Once again, are you… or are you not… happy that your entire life isn’t spent analyzing all forms of media for messages that run counter to politically correct social dogma and then going to internet to pontificate about it?

The Best Christmas Episodes

Posted by V the K at 3:02 pm - December 22, 2017.
Filed under: Holidays

‘American Dad’ does the best Christmas episodes, Don’t even argue it.

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That line about Trader Joe’s gets me every time. But the sequence that begins where they crash through the gay couple’s window just kills me. I could have just clipped that bit. This episode also contained the line, “You don’t deserve to be on that cross, you lazy, wine-loving bisexual,” which has become a household catch-phrase around here.