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Do You Ever Worry That Your Penis Is White Enough?

January 5, 2018 by V the K

In Thailand, for $650, gay men (mostly) are having their penises laser-whitened; which is IMHO a lot better than having them cut off and becoming ladyboys.

The procedure, which uses laser whitening, got wide play on Thai television and social media on Thursday (Jan 4) after the hospital released images of a man undergoing the treatment.

“We have to be careful because it’s a sensitive part of the body,” Bunthita said, adding most clients were aged between 22 and 55-years-old with many from Thailand’s LGBT community.

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Comments

  1. Cyril says

    January 5, 2018 at 11:52 am - January 5, 2018

    “We have to be careful because it’s a sensitive part of the body,”

    Damn. I didn’t know.

    Should I tell fear wife?

  2. Cyril says

    January 5, 2018 at 11:52 am - January 5, 2018

    *dear wife

  3. Cyril says

    January 5, 2018 at 11:53 am - January 5, 2018

    PS.

    Face, Meet Palm.

  4. djf says

    January 5, 2018 at 12:37 pm - January 5, 2018

    Perhaps these Thai gentlemen have heard about “white privilege” and are trying to qualify for it. If so, I think they are in for a big disappointment.

  5. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    January 5, 2018 at 12:49 pm - January 5, 2018

    What? No spotted dick?

  6. TheQuietMan says

    January 5, 2018 at 12:52 pm - January 5, 2018

    Ted B (#5), ROTFL

  7. TADFORD says

    January 5, 2018 at 2:31 pm - January 5, 2018

    V the K, I really could have lived my whole life not knowing about this.

  8. rjligier says

    January 5, 2018 at 2:48 pm - January 5, 2018

    Does not the act of red and black defeat the purpose of “laser-whitening? ROFLMAO………

  9. RGB says

    January 5, 2018 at 2:50 pm - January 5, 2018

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyLQ5S1yL-M

    Apparently explains that they have enough real estate down there. 😉
    Trigger warning – parody song by Rucka.

  10. Blair Ivey says

    January 5, 2018 at 4:48 pm - January 5, 2018

    If you’re gonna ride ….

  11. Cyril says

    January 5, 2018 at 6:03 pm - January 5, 2018

    @9

    “real estate” lol 😀 I love the metaphor.

    But then, you don’t want that real estate bubble pop!

  12. Cyril says

    January 5, 2018 at 9:16 pm - January 5, 2018

    Speaking of having a big and well put one**

    Seven Times He Went Beast Mode

    https://youtu.be/0AuRNff4kvA

    ** Brain, that is.

  13. davinci38 says

    January 5, 2018 at 11:00 pm - January 5, 2018

    If some guy wants you to whiten your pee pee, tell them to go to hell.

  14. Sathar says

    January 6, 2018 at 9:11 am - January 6, 2018

    In NJ you also used to be able to have your penis made more heterosexual, but they banned it.

  15. runningrn says

    January 6, 2018 at 3:18 pm - January 6, 2018

    Cyril, better your face meet palm than your new white privilege meet palm, if you know what I mean, and I think you do! #rosyprivilege? #orwouldthatbpink?

  16. Cyril says

    January 6, 2018 at 3:25 pm - January 6, 2018

    @15 I know!

  17. Larry says

    January 6, 2018 at 3:31 pm - January 6, 2018

    IHMO: Sunlight can “whiten” men’s genitalia. I think the reason is that the sunlight is a disinfectant, and bleaches certain rashes which thrive in dark, moist environments.

  18. Cyril says

    January 6, 2018 at 4:55 pm - January 6, 2018

    It’s odd.

    They say men are / have always been obsessed with the traits of their dangling one.

    I dunno. Here, as a late teen / young adult I was only obsessed* with putting it on a job!

    * Alright, exaggerating a bit

  19. Cyril says

    January 6, 2018 at 5:15 pm - January 6, 2018

    on a first job.

    Memories! ;p

  20. Steve says

    January 6, 2018 at 5:40 pm - January 6, 2018

    I would trust that service less than the ads for Lasik under $300.

    OT: Michigan, USA: Moslem Waitress Refuses To Seat 27-Person Church Group Because ‘Religious Freedom’
    http://www.matyinfo.com/2018/01/06/muslim-waitress-refuses-to-seat-27-person-church-group-because-religious-freedom/

  21. Cyril says

    January 6, 2018 at 6:03 pm - January 6, 2018

    @20 Kinda odd again — why am I not surprised?

    More fun, with crackpot economics — courtesy of Nancy P Lousy’s La La Land:

    http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2018/01/02/california-marijuana-legalization-high-tax-rates

    Quote.

    “I’m very happy about – thrilled really – to see the legalization of cannabis in California,” said Steve DeAngelo, co-founder and CEO of Harborside in Oakland. “At the same time, I’m terrified about what’s going to happen with these taxes.”

    […]

    “In our shop here, the tax rate has gone from 15 percent all the way up to almost 35 percent for adult consumers,” DeAngelo told KPIX 5.

    Here’s how that math works for Harborside.

    There is the regular state sales tax of 6 percent, and the regular Alameda County sales tax of 3.25 percent.

    Then there is a 15 percent state tax on marijuana, and a 10 percent Oakland tax on recreational marijuana.

    Total taxes: 34.25 percent.

    “That is a huge hit. And it’s going to mean that a significant number of people, less affluent consumers, are going to turn to the lower prices of the underground market,” DeAngelo said.

    LMF(rench)AO 😀

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