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Do You Ever Worry That Your Penis Is White Enough?

Posted by V the K at 11:41 am - January 5, 2018.
Filed under: Gay Culture

In Thailand, for $650, gay men (mostly) are having their penises laser-whitened; which is IMHO a lot better than having them cut off and becoming ladyboys.

The procedure, which uses laser whitening, got wide play on Thai television and social media on Thursday (Jan 4) after the hospital released images of a man undergoing the treatment.

“We have to be careful because it’s a sensitive part of the body,” Bunthita said, adding most clients were aged between 22 and 55-years-old with many from Thailand’s LGBT community.

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21 Comments

  1. “We have to be careful because it’s a sensitive part of the body,”

    Damn. I didn’t know.

    Should I tell fear wife?

    Comment by Cyril — January 5, 2018 @ 11:52 am - January 5, 2018

  2. *dear wife

    Comment by Cyril — January 5, 2018 @ 11:52 am - January 5, 2018

  3. PS.

    Face, Meet Palm.

    Comment by Cyril — January 5, 2018 @ 11:53 am - January 5, 2018

  4. Perhaps these Thai gentlemen have heard about “white privilege” and are trying to qualify for it. If so, I think they are in for a big disappointment.

    Comment by djf — January 5, 2018 @ 12:37 pm - January 5, 2018

  5. What? No spotted dick?

    Comment by Ted B. (Charging Rhino) — January 5, 2018 @ 12:49 pm - January 5, 2018

  6. Ted B (#5), ROTFL

    Comment by TheQuietMan — January 5, 2018 @ 12:52 pm - January 5, 2018

  7. V the K, I really could have lived my whole life not knowing about this.

    Comment by TADFORD — January 5, 2018 @ 2:31 pm - January 5, 2018

  8. Does not the act of red and black defeat the purpose of “laser-whitening? ROFLMAO………

    Comment by rjligier — January 5, 2018 @ 2:48 pm - January 5, 2018

  9. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyLQ5S1yL-M

    Apparently explains that they have enough real estate down there. 😉
    Trigger warning – parody song by Rucka.

    Comment by RGB — January 5, 2018 @ 2:50 pm - January 5, 2018

  10. If you’re gonna ride ….

    Comment by Blair Ivey — January 5, 2018 @ 4:48 pm - January 5, 2018

  11. @9

    “real estate” lol 😀 I love the metaphor.

    But then, you don’t want that real estate bubble pop!

    Comment by Cyril — January 5, 2018 @ 6:03 pm - January 5, 2018

  12. Speaking of having a big and well put one**

    Seven Times He Went Beast Mode

    https://youtu.be/0AuRNff4kvA

    ** Brain, that is.

    Comment by Cyril — January 5, 2018 @ 9:16 pm - January 5, 2018

  13. If some guy wants you to whiten your pee pee, tell them to go to hell.

    Comment by davinci38 — January 5, 2018 @ 11:00 pm - January 5, 2018

  14. In NJ you also used to be able to have your penis made more heterosexual, but they banned it.

    Comment by Sathar — January 6, 2018 @ 9:11 am - January 6, 2018

  15. Cyril, better your face meet palm than your new white privilege meet palm, if you know what I mean, and I think you do! #rosyprivilege? #orwouldthatbpink?

    Comment by runningrn — January 6, 2018 @ 3:18 pm - January 6, 2018

  16. @15 I know!

    Comment by Cyril — January 6, 2018 @ 3:25 pm - January 6, 2018

  17. IHMO: Sunlight can “whiten” men’s genitalia. I think the reason is that the sunlight is a disinfectant, and bleaches certain rashes which thrive in dark, moist environments.

    Comment by Larry — January 6, 2018 @ 3:31 pm - January 6, 2018

  18. It’s odd.

    They say men are / have always been obsessed with the traits of their dangling one.

    I dunno. Here, as a late teen / young adult I was only obsessed* with putting it on a job!

    * Alright, exaggerating a bit

    Comment by Cyril — January 6, 2018 @ 4:55 pm - January 6, 2018

  19. on a first job.

    Memories! ;p

    Comment by Cyril — January 6, 2018 @ 5:15 pm - January 6, 2018

  20. I would trust that service less than the ads for Lasik under $300.

    OT: Michigan, USA: Moslem Waitress Refuses To Seat 27-Person Church Group Because ‘Religious Freedom’
    http://www.matyinfo.com/2018/01/06/muslim-waitress-refuses-to-seat-27-person-church-group-because-religious-freedom/

    Comment by Steve — January 6, 2018 @ 5:40 pm - January 6, 2018

  21. @20 Kinda odd again — why am I not surprised?

    More fun, with crackpot economics — courtesy of Nancy P Lousy’s La La Land:

    http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2018/01/02/california-marijuana-legalization-high-tax-rates

    Quote.

    “I’m very happy about – thrilled really – to see the legalization of cannabis in California,” said Steve DeAngelo, co-founder and CEO of Harborside in Oakland. “At the same time, I’m terrified about what’s going to happen with these taxes.”

    […]

    “In our shop here, the tax rate has gone from 15 percent all the way up to almost 35 percent for adult consumers,” DeAngelo told KPIX 5.

    Here’s how that math works for Harborside.

    There is the regular state sales tax of 6 percent, and the regular Alameda County sales tax of 3.25 percent.

    Then there is a 15 percent state tax on marijuana, and a 10 percent Oakland tax on recreational marijuana.

    Total taxes: 34.25 percent.

    “That is a huge hit. And it’s going to mean that a significant number of people, less affluent consumers, are going to turn to the lower prices of the underground market,” DeAngelo said.

    LMF(rench)AO 😀

    Comment by Cyril — January 6, 2018 @ 6:03 pm - January 6, 2018

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