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The Gay Sexbots Are Coming

January 8, 2018 by V the K

Would anyone be interested in a gay sex robot with a bionic penis?

To me, these things are still on the outskirts of the Uncanny Valley. They still look kind of fake and rubbery, but not quite as creepy as CGI Peter Cushing in ‘Rogue One.’ If you don’t mind that, I guess it’s an alternative.

I wonder if they make any that look like Carson Wentz (asking for a friend).

On a related note, the Feminist Left says people who won’t date trannies are bigots. Rubbery sex robots still look more realistic than most of the trannies.

[youtube]https://youtu.be/9ev1ec0Z0GI[/youtube]

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Comments

  1. rjligier says

    January 8, 2018 at 8:33 am - January 8, 2018

    A mechanical arm tearing apart one’s rectum and beyond is exactly where this is going, far worse than a Howard Wallowicz moment. Idiots will be idiots, most likely dead idiots.

  2. Larry says

    January 8, 2018 at 8:43 am - January 8, 2018

    Could one build a low-cost version? Say a blow-up doll with a vibrating penis attached? Sorry, I prefer the real thing.

  3. John C says

    January 8, 2018 at 8:46 am - January 8, 2018

    Are you aware that the comments section redirects you to a Facebook/spam website?

  4. Ted Bunker (Charging Rhino) says

    January 8, 2018 at 10:18 am - January 8, 2018

    Until they can get them pass the gagged houseboy-test and can pickup my laundry, clean the bathroom and kitchen and “…Please sir, may I have another” convincingly, I’ll prefer the real-thang.

  5. V the K says

    January 8, 2018 at 10:26 am - January 8, 2018

    Are you aware that the comments section redirects you to a Facebook/spam website?

    I was not, but I have alerted The Management.

  6. Hanover says

    January 8, 2018 at 10:53 am - January 8, 2018

    It doesn’t look like it’s self cleaning. that would be a deal-breaker. Not that I’m a germaphobe of any kind but rubber is porous.

  7. BigJ says

    January 8, 2018 at 10:57 am - January 8, 2018

    That Blaire White’s response has >2x views means there’s hope for the Internet.

  8. Niall says

    January 8, 2018 at 11:31 am - January 8, 2018

    People who prefer not to date bald men are bald-ots.

  9. Cyril says

    January 8, 2018 at 11:36 am - January 8, 2018

    @2 Sure, no problem: one only needs to ask Elon Musk and wait until a little later — say, after a decade or so, along with a couple billion $$$ of tax payer money (yearly) spent in subsidies for that n-th planned societal change — Why you ask?

  10. Cyril says

    January 8, 2018 at 11:41 am - January 8, 2018

    @8 People who prefer not to date** french postmodernists are self-preservation-instinct-ots.

    ** (or have anything to do with those, for that matter)

  11. Dav says

    January 8, 2018 at 12:54 pm - January 8, 2018

    Personally, those gay males giving all aid and support for trannies need to be directed to date them, and not ‘cruise’ cis men.

  12. Tom says

    January 8, 2018 at 2:08 pm - January 8, 2018

    People who don’t want to have sex with robots are technophobes.

  13. Julie the Jarhead says

    January 8, 2018 at 3:12 pm - January 8, 2018

    Um, aren’t robot penises called “dildos”?

  14. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    January 8, 2018 at 3:26 pm - January 8, 2018

    “But think of the sheep…”

    [/sarcasm?]

  15. Cyril says

    January 8, 2018 at 5:59 pm - January 8, 2018

    @12 Alternate spelling / synonym:

    tech-nots.

  16. Cyril says

    January 8, 2018 at 6:28 pm - January 8, 2018

    Side note.

    With women leaving them in droves, you wonder when the Feminist Left will get their first clue as to how much irrelevant they have already become —

    well, besides under your average 50 or 60-something super-undersexed commie teacher whose only hope to keep their academic tenure is to have their administration survive them long enough, with or without unions around … that is.

  17. Cyril says

    January 8, 2018 at 8:42 pm - January 8, 2018

    OT — although, maybe not-so-much;

    Ah. Fiinally, someone made that documentary for the masses — leaving the elites to their rotten and rotting hobbies with or without cybernetic sextoys:

    Truth in the Time of Chaos

    https://youtu.be/EjqXXengN1s

    Enjoy.

  18. TADFORD says

    January 8, 2018 at 9:35 pm - January 8, 2018

    Why are we not talking about the tears people are crying over Oprah’s speech last night and their chants for her to be president…I am much more afraid of that than sex bots

  19. Cyril says

    January 9, 2018 at 12:24 am - January 9, 2018

    @18 :)_)

  20. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    January 9, 2018 at 1:33 am - January 9, 2018

    If the female-version is a “Fembot”, what shall we call the male version? “Toyboy” “houseboy” and “Rentboy” are already aculturated into the syllabary.

    And shall we differentiate between the hetero-normative-usage version and the gay-usage version of male-bots? Top-bots vs bottom-bots?

    …And what about the disturbing “Puppy-bots”?

  21. Ted B. (Charging Rhino) says

    January 10, 2018 at 3:19 pm - January 10, 2018

    “Data Entry Points”?

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