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Posted by V the K at 1:56 pm - January 26, 2018.
Filed under: Liberalism Run Amok

A paedophile, (I’m sorry… “undocumented friend to children”) charged with molesting three little girls says, “Hey, I’m a nine-year old trapped in a grown-up man’s body. So, it’s cool, right?

A Chicago man accused of sexually assaulting two six-year-olds and an eight-year-old on repeated occasions, told police officers that he’s really “a 9-year-old trapped in an adult’s body,” prosecutors revealed on Wednesday.

Thirty-eight-year-old Joseph Roman is charged with repeated predatory criminal sexual assault. The numerous attacks began in 2015 and continued until earlier this month.

Following the rules of Political Correctness, we have to accept his self-proclaimed identity and treat him accordingly.

The left has set the standard that whatever anybody says they are, that’s what we have to believe they are. If you’ve got a hairy back and a hangin’ sack but proclaim that you’re a female, everybody is obligated to salute and say, “Yes, ma’am!” If you were born in Mexico, snuck over the border in the middle of the night, fly Mexican flags from the back of your pick-up, and insist, “Soy Norteamericano,” everyone is obligated to say, “Claro! Aquí está su registro de votante y su tarjeta EBT.”

There is always an exception to every PC rule, and the exception is always Mohammedans. If a devout, mosque-going Mohammedan kills a bunch of people while shouting “Allahu Akhbar!” and proclaims that he did in the name of Islam… Then… and only then… are you allowed to say, “He’s not actually a Muslim.”



  1. I had a dreamt I’d let the IRS know that I identify as a permanent non-tax payer.

    And despite it was just a dream — that wouldn’t be convincing at all.

    Go figure.

    Comment by Cyril J. — January 26, 2018 @ 2:21 pm - January 26, 2018

  2. I believe his story. Seriously, have you ever known a 9 year old boy who wasn’t a sexual predator?

    Comment by John — January 26, 2018 @ 2:26 pm - January 26, 2018

  3. However – the rest of us do not have the mental ‘skills’ to do the pc mind games, and understand the individual is a monster.

    Comment by Dav — January 26, 2018 @ 2:28 pm - January 26, 2018

  4. Side note —

    what’s beyond me is how our dear do-gooding leftist social engineers haven’t considered the possibility that maybe Harvey “God” Weinstein completely forgot, in good faith, to give all those women the heads up that it just so happened he was/is identifying as a Casanova.

    If so, what was all this #MeToo stuff all about, then?

    “Identification” — what a powerful concept, is it not?

    Comment by Cyril J. — January 26, 2018 @ 2:34 pm - January 26, 2018

  5. Wouldn’t it be nice if the victims’ fathers believe themselves to be Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan, and Clint Eastwood. And if their mothers believe themselves to be Holly Holm, Cynthia Rothrock, and Kathy Long.

    Comment by Tom — January 26, 2018 @ 4:16 pm - January 26, 2018

  6. @5 speaking of which —

    The good doctor is going into the Belly of the Beast this January, 31:

    Los Angeles to get 12 Rules for Life: an Antidote to Chaos

    Speech and Q&A

    Comment by Cyril J. — January 26, 2018 @ 4:21 pm - January 26, 2018

  7. So, at least he’s not allowed to vote, right? Assuming he never applied for emancipation, shouldn’t there be a guardian to answer for him?

    Or just send him to Juvie and let them take care of him,

    Comment by Sathar — January 26, 2018 @ 5:34 pm - January 26, 2018

  8. I think a lobotomy or something similar should be tried to try to find that nine year old trapped in his body. Sathar (#7) has good questions and a good suggestion.

    Building off of that, the monster who molested all those girl and women gymnasts over the years did indeed get a death sentence, for unless he’s in solitary on some other type of strict lock up, the other inmates are going to make his life even more hellish than prisons already are. I don’t even think he’ll live past the appeals–unless he’s kept in solitary.

    Comment by TheQuietMan — January 26, 2018 @ 6:09 pm - January 26, 2018

  9. If I were the judge, I’d say “well, sorry about the 9-yo boy but the 38-yo body will be spending a long time in big-boy prison”.

    Comment by KCRob — January 26, 2018 @ 6:44 pm - January 26, 2018

  10. I’m just wondering, … what 9 year old boy criminally sexually assaults other girls? I’ve worked with sex offenders for going on 20 years, and it’s extremely rare. So even if… I’m just gonna go ahead and say he’s full of shit. I hope the law will come down on this freak full force.

    Comment by Nash Montana — January 26, 2018 @ 7:17 pm - January 26, 2018

  11. Don’t worry, the local prison identifies as Disneyland.

    Comment by Karen — January 26, 2018 @ 7:21 pm - January 26, 2018

  12. To be modern or not to be modern, that is the question.

    OT — toying around with Plane9 to do some fan art:

    Comment by Cyril — January 26, 2018 @ 10:55 pm - January 26, 2018

  13. Communists are also the exception. It doesn’t matter how much you call yourself one, no matter how many you murder, you aren’t a real communist.

    Comment by Evil Otto — January 27, 2018 @ 9:43 am - January 27, 2018

  14. Hopefully, he meets some real prison justice on the playground with hardened criminals who identify as testosterone fueled teenagers!

    Comment by runningrn — January 27, 2018 @ 3:10 pm - January 27, 2018

  15. So then if Michael Jackson were still alive, would he self identify as a 6 year old boy?

    Comment by James — January 27, 2018 @ 3:16 pm - January 27, 2018

  16. The Jordan Peterson Moment

    […] In his videos, he analyzes classic and biblical texts, he eviscerates identity politics and political correctness and, most important, he delivers stern fatherly lectures to young men on how to be honorable, upright and self-disciplined — how to grow up and take responsibility for their own lives.

    Parents, universities and the elders of society have utterly failed to give many young men realistic and demanding practical wisdom on how to live. Peterson has filled the gap.

    But what’s most interesting about Peterson’s popularity, especially the success of his new book, “12 Rules for Life,” is what it says about the state of young men today. The implied readers of his work are men who feel fatherless, solitary, floating in a chaotic moral vacuum, constantly outperformed and humiliated by women, haunted by pain and self-contempt. At some level Peterson is offering assertiveness training to men whom society is trying to turn into emasculated snowflakes.

    Peterson gives them a chance to be strong. He inspires their idealism by telling them that life is hard. His worldview begins with the belief that life is essentially a series of ruthless dominance competitions. The strong get the spoils and the weak become meek, defeated, unknown and unloved.

    For much of Western history, he argues, Christianity restrained the human tendency toward barbarism. But God died in the 19th century, and Christian dogma and discipline died with him. That gave us the age of ideology, the age of fascism and communism — and with it, Auschwitz, Dachau and the gulag. […]

    Comment by Cyril J. — January 27, 2018 @ 8:26 pm - January 27, 2018

  17. Even rusty and Cray Cray cannot condone this kind of sickness.

    Comment by davinci38 — January 27, 2018 @ 10:05 pm - January 27, 2018

  18. PC culture is ruining America and free speech. Forget these pedos and anti-Trumper, instead read the book so Pro-Trump that even Reddit (and sub T-D) banned it, “KEK II: Trump year One, Hillary year None” (JUST RELEASED 2018), the sequel to the bestseller, “KEK: The Rise of Donald Trump”.

    Comment by William H — January 28, 2018 @ 12:02 am - January 28, 2018

  19. I just don’t know how much more of this pervnado I can stand. I just don’t know…

    Every day there’s a civic leader, athlete or business figure exposed/accused of being a lech, rapist or pervert. Parents abusing or killing their own children. Police shooting innocent bystanders, police being shot be various miscreants, people being shot seemingly at-random.

    Wildfires, drought, floods and blizzards. It’s a Biblical Plague of Frogs.

    Yea, ’tis the End Times upon Us…

    Comment by Ted B. (Charging Rhino) — January 28, 2018 @ 5:42 am - January 28, 2018

  20. “There is always an exception to every PC rule, and the exception is always Mohammedans.”

    One other exception has been found. If you are a conservative Christian it’s ok to twiddle with kids.

    Comment by mike — January 28, 2018 @ 7:11 am - January 28, 2018

  21. #5 — or Lorena Bobbit.

    Comment by Julie the Jarhead — January 28, 2018 @ 9:42 am - January 28, 2018

  22. […] their acts were evil, but they did not deny nature. They did not molest the child. But we do. Following the rules of Political Correctness, we have to accept his self-proclaimed identity and treat him accordingly.The left has set the […]

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