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‘K’ Is for Kinky

February 1, 2018 by V the K

It could be worse. My initial thought when they told me the accepted acronym is now  LGBTQQICAPF2K+ was that “K” probably stood for kids. I guess the LGBTQQICAPF2K+ movement isn’t quite ready to go there yet.

The “Z’s” also patiently await their inclusion.

Update: 

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Oh, and also, America’s (Pink P*ssy) Hat has passed a law to make it’s national anthem ‘gender neutral.’  I’m kind of surprised they didn’t abolish it entirely. To the progressive left “nationalism” is a bad thing… and aren’t national anthems sort of… you know… nationalist?

 

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Comments

  1. Cyril J. says

    February 1, 2018 at 2:02 pm - February 1, 2018

    I’m offended.

    They’re still not considering the “F”.

    For French.

  2. Cyril J. says

    February 1, 2018 at 2:03 pm - February 1, 2018

    * They’re still not considering the second “F”

  3. Larry says

    February 1, 2018 at 2:35 pm - February 1, 2018

    Errr….. The national anthem change is for Canada, not the United States.

  4. Julie the Jarhead says

    February 1, 2018 at 3:29 pm - February 1, 2018

    The Catholic Church changes the words to hymns all the time. I just sing the original words, loudly. (I’m Irish. We’re loud.)

    “Come, BRETHREN, follow where our Savior trod …”

    And I really nail (no pun intended) the Creed:

    “For us MEN and for our salvation …”

  5. Ted Bunker (Charging Rhino) says

    February 1, 2018 at 3:51 pm - February 1, 2018

    LGB <TQQICAPF2K+> There, corrected for content.

    Personally, I still prefer G/L. I’m only interested in bisexual guys when they’re gay.

  6. Cyril J. says

    February 1, 2018 at 5:07 pm - February 1, 2018

    @5 better yet,

    WC

    “Who Cares?”

  7. Cyril J. says

    February 1, 2018 at 5:13 pm - February 1, 2018

    More Social Justice-woke-seriously,

    “LGBTQQICAPF2K+”

    really isn’t inclusive and quite discriminatory.

    1) the Greek and Cyrillic alphabets, for instance, have been completely left out;

    2) that “+” is also obnoxiously showing up alone — what about “-“, “*”, “/”, and “%”?

    Ah!

  8. Cyril says

    February 1, 2018 at 8:34 pm - February 1, 2018

    Back on topic, I let you decide if reality is getting close to beat 4chan’s “LGGBDTTTIBRAAPP” fiction, btw:

    http://boards.4chan.org/lgbt/thread/9480620/lgbraaaaaaapp

    If only 4chan could consist of at least 50% of nerdy millennials, maybe all hope isn’t lost with this country’s stock of cerebrums.

  9. Craig Smith says

    February 2, 2018 at 4:44 am - February 2, 2018

    @3

    “Yeah! We should make the U.S. National Anthem gender neutral too!”

    “Uh….it already is. There are no gender references in it at all.”

    “Shut up! You’re ruining the narrative!”

  10. Sean L says

    February 2, 2018 at 6:29 am - February 2, 2018

    Oh for the love of-

    This officially makes the term “LGBT+” meaningless. Because everybody has a kink. Everybody. Yes, including you. Especially you. Does your wife handcuff you to the bed once in a while? Congrats, you’re LGBT+! Does the thought of saying “Yes, sir” to your husband in bed turn you on? You’re LGBT+! Really, really like giving your partners oral stimulation? LGBT+! Get turned on by tickling your partner or getting tickled? LGBT+!

    Last time I checked, “kink” just mean something that was outside the sexual norm that aroused you, but was not a necessary component to bring you to sexual completion, which would be a paraphilia aka fetish. Something can be a kink for one person while being a fetish for another person. Think of it like this: you may enjoy dishes with paprika, but you still think it’s odd that your neighbor insists on including paprika in everything she eats.

  11. V the K says

    February 2, 2018 at 9:00 am - February 2, 2018

    This officially makes the term “LGBT+” meaningless. Because everybody has a kink.

    Damn, I forgot to add the obvious video. Fixed.

  12. Matthew says

    February 13, 2018 at 1:00 pm - February 13, 2018

    All this alphabet soup garbage is just a war on homosexuality.

    Just say gay. Not q***r, not el-jibbity, just gay, Gay, GAY! That and “homosexual” say all that need to be said. I will not support any trans-inclusive gay organization because they are erasing gay people. If trans isn’t a war on gay existence, then explain Chastity Bono and Buck Angel. Explain Jazz Jennings. Explain the boy in Australia who had the injections to grow breasts and now wants to be a boy again. If you can ban pseudo-religious-based ex-gay therapy, then you certainly can do the same for pseudo-science-based ex-gay therapy.

    This is why I am not only gay, but a Republican as well. Democrats don’t have problems with homophobes unless they’re white and Christian.

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