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Oh, California

Posted by V the K at 11:57 am - February 2, 2018.
Filed under: California politics

California Democrats have successfully rigged the electoral system to make it nearly impossible for a Republican to be elected to statewide office. This November’s gubernatorial race will come down to a choice of two Democrats. If you are one of those poor bastards who lives in California, which one will you choose?

Gavin Newsom is a San Francisco leftist who supports gun control, sanctuary cities, illegal immigration, Draconian environmental regulation, abortion-on-demand, public employee unions, and expansion of the state bureaucracy, and higher taxes. Also, he committed adultery with the wife of one of his aides.

Antonio Villaraigosa is a Los Angeles leftist who supports gun control, sanctuary cities, illegal immigration, Draconian environmental regulation, public employee unions, and expansion of the state bureaucracy, and higher taxes. Also, he committed adultery with a TV reporter.

How does one decide between two such diverse visions for the future of California?

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  1. California is the reason why I love to be a native Texan. Period.

    Regards,
    Peter H.

    Comment by Peter Hughes — February 2, 2018 @ 12:11 pm - February 2, 2018

  2. At a party meeting, a Communist party officer is drilling a local worker.

    He asks him:

    “Comrade, if you had two houses, would you give one to the Communist Party?”

    The worker responds “Yes, definitely, comrade, I would give one of my houses to the party!”

    Then he asks, “Comrade, if you had two cars, would you give one to the party?”

    Again, the worker says, “Yes, I would give one of my cars to the party!”

    Finally, the officer asks, “If you had two shirts, would you give one to the party?”

    “Nyet!”

    The officer asks, “But why? Why won’t you give one of your shirts to the party?”

    The worker says, “Because I DO have two shirts!”

    Comment by Cyril J. — February 2, 2018 @ 12:49 pm - February 2, 2018

  3. A Chinese bureaucrat, an Indian bureaucrat and an African bureaucrat walk into a bar. They’ve known each other for years, having met every year at UN conferences, and they’ve become friends.

    But, talking over drinks, they realise that they’ve only ever met at conferences. So the Chinese bureaucrat suggests that after the next one, in Beijing, they come to his house to relax for a few days.

    They all agree, and when the next conference ends, they set off. They get a plane at Beijing’s airport, fly to a provincial city and speed off down a pristine six-lane highway to a large house in the suburbs.

    “This is a really nice house,” the African bureaucrat says. “How did you afford it on your government salary?”

    “Well, did you see that new highway we drove on? I just took some money from the project and spent it on the house.”

    The other bureaucrats nod, obviously impressed. For the next few days the three men have a wonderful time, and agree to meet again after the next summit, this time at the Indian bureaucrat’s house.

    A year goes by, the conference ends and they set off. They fly from the airport in Delhi to a little provincial town. Then they jolt down a long, potholed road until they get to a large mansion.

    The Chinese bureaucrat, obviously impressed, asks how the Indian bureaucrat could have afforded it. The Indian bureaucrat replies, “Well, did you see that highway we drove on? I just took some money out of the project and spent it on the house.”

    A year later they are in Africa, and they all agree to head to the African bureaucrat’s house. They go to the airport, and fly to a smaller airport in the middle of the jungle. From there they board a helicopter and fly over a pristine jungle to a large palace surrounded by military guards. They look out over trees as far as the eye can see.

    The Indian and Chinese bureaucrats have their jaws dropped and they are both eager to know how he managed to afford such a palace.

    The African bureaucrat asks,

    “Well, did you see that highway we drove on?”

    Comment by Cyril J. — February 2, 2018 @ 1:00 pm - February 2, 2018

  4. the democrat party in california has succeeded in establishing the same one-party dictatorship at the state level that the democrat party has had for decades in every inner-city in the country.

    Comment by salg — February 2, 2018 @ 3:48 pm - February 2, 2018

  5. The California Democratic Party has merely adopted the methods of their neighbors, the Partido Revolucionario Institucional, of which many of their current supporters were used to voting-for in the past.

    Comment by Ted B. (Charging Rhino) — February 2, 2018 @ 4:02 pm - February 2, 2018

  6. I cannot help but wonder —

    what if — God forbid(?) — SHTF in the gloriously generous People Republic of Cunningfornia?

    How will that (once–but by then no more–enthusiastic) people feel once they get duly reminded that, hey, they’re still blessed to live in one those works-every-time One Party State?

    Who knows.

    Maybe we’ll see an unprecedented morphing of ballots into pairs of shoes!

    Comment by Cyril J. — February 2, 2018 @ 4:32 pm - February 2, 2018

  7. Villaraigosa and Newsom may have a bidding war to see who can spend the most of other people’s money to buy votes.

    Could be interesting.

    Comment by KCRob — February 2, 2018 @ 6:23 pm - February 2, 2018

  8. Which is why I hope and pray this movement succeeds (as a poor bastard): https://youtu.be/njVjkJ0uY48

    Comment by Papa Giorgio — February 2, 2018 @ 6:42 pm - February 2, 2018

  9. @7 no offense, but, man… and I thought I had a morbid curiosity!

    Comment by Cyril J. — February 2, 2018 @ 6:46 pm - February 2, 2018

  10. @8 I feel you —

    Just a materialist coward, here. I gave up and left.

    Comment by Cyril J. — February 2, 2018 @ 6:50 pm - February 2, 2018

  11. Why is California becoming more left wing? Two reasons. First, the Hispanics are voting in greater numbers. Second, conservatives with money are fleeing the state for better places to live.

    Comment by davinci38 — February 2, 2018 @ 11:05 pm - February 2, 2018

  12. Recoloring experiment.

    Why is CaliforniaParis becoming more left wing? Two reasons. First, the HispanicsNorth Africans are voting in greater numbers. Second, conservatives with money are fleeing the statecity for better places to live.

    Here, highschool graduation, region of Paris, France: 1989. Class of ~ 30. Majors: math/physics.

    Last update as of circa 2010… one classmate in London, one classmate in Switzerland, one classmate in Seattle, WA, one classmate in Houston, Texas, one classmate in Luxemburg, self in CA, then in NC.

    6 / 30 = 20%

    What were the odds?

    See a pattern?

    Comment by Cyril — February 2, 2018 @ 11:23 pm - February 2, 2018

  13. @11 Hm. You might be on to something!

    Comment by Cyril — February 2, 2018 @ 11:24 pm - February 2, 2018

  14. Forward, not backward;
    Upward, not forward;
    And always twirling, twirling, twirling for freedom!

    Comment by Craig Smith — February 2, 2018 @ 11:53 pm - February 2, 2018

  15. I guess it depends on how much taxes they are willing to spend on FISTING FESTIVALS

    https://www.queerty.com/local-residents-uproar-learning-tax-dollars-might-fund-gay-fisting-festival-20180201

    Comment by Steve — February 4, 2018 @ 4:19 pm - February 4, 2018

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