Gay Patriot Header Image

The Left Is a Fascist Cult

Item Number 1: The Parkland Scooby Gang (“Let’s unmask the reveal villain … surprise… it’s the NRA!” “And we would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you shrill, androgynous kids!”) has decided to urge their fellow party members to wear flashy armbands so they can recognize each other. Soon to follow, goose-stepping lessons and snappy black uniforms.

Item Number 2: A former Executive Editor of the New York Times (the foreign-owned newspaper that seeks to influence American elections) admits to keeping an Obama fetish-totem with her at all times.

It’s easy to look at what’s happening in Washington DC and despair. That’s why I carry a little plastic Obama doll in my purse. I pull him out every now and then to remind myself that the United States had a progressive, African American president until very recently. Some people find this strange, but you have to take comfort where you can find it in Donald Trump’s America. 

She’s an Operating Thetan in the Church of Obamatology.

By the way, you have heard, of course, that Cult Leader Obama is being offered millions to do a show or something for Netflix? Because someone had to go an ask, “Come on, what could be worse than Chelsea Handler” while someone else was holding a beer.