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  1. Yep, that sounds consistent with this administration’s policies- rebuild Iraq by destroying the US.

    Maybe once his lame duck term is up, Bush can run for president of Iraq; I’m sure he’s almost as popular there as he is here!

    Comment by BUSH RULEZ! — September 23, 2005 @ 7:23 pm - September 23, 2005

  2. BTW, 25 million dollars would last just under 4 hours in Iraq (at 7.4 million USD per hour- the current rate of spending). Don’t you feel that’s money well spent?

    Comment by BUSH RULEZ! — September 23, 2005 @ 7:29 pm - September 23, 2005

  3. The residents of Louisiana should appreciate this parody…. you know, they were underprivileged anyway….

    Comment by Babs — September 23, 2005 @ 7:39 pm - September 23, 2005

  4. Très funny, Monsieur Bruce.

    Comment by GayPatriotWest — September 23, 2005 @ 7:46 pm - September 23, 2005

  5. This is from BSNews.org. The full article is here:

    http://www.bsnews.org/articles/56

    Another relevant sample:

    John Roberts’ Big Moment Blemished by Rambunctious Gay Son

    Citing that he is ‘deeply disappointed’ with the girlish inclinations of his son, John Roberts apologized to a traumatized Christian nation today.

    “Words cannot express how saddened I am by my son Jack’s uncalled for outburst of femme dancing yesterday,” said an unusually emotive Roberts. “I’m sorry. Like all of us, I am deeply disappointed by the girlish inclinations of my son, and believe you me, his homosexual tendencies will be dealt with.”

    http://www.bsnews.org/articles/47

    Comment by JT — September 23, 2005 @ 11:24 pm - September 23, 2005

  6. Wouldn’t it be great if we could give Louisiana back to France and let the French pour $200,000,000,000 of their taxpayers’ money into what has historically been the nation’s most corrupt state — and we know New Orleans is “run” by one of the nation’s most incompetent city governments. Let the French have them.

    Comment by Jack L. Allen — September 24, 2005 @ 1:33 am - September 24, 2005

  7. Let the French have them.

    Actually, upon further consideration that’s a GREAT idea! But why stop there?

    Let’s give Texas back to Mexico. . . Hell, let’s let the South secede! It’s what they want anyway. Besides, all the ECONOMIC and CULTURAL centers in the US are ‘Blue’. Federal tax revenue flows from Blue states to Red states. And we Blue-staters are sick of providing ‘welfare’ to the lazy Red-states which can’t seem to make economic or cultural contributions to the US!

    Without those lazy Red staters, we would not only be a richer country per capita, but would also probably have universal health care and gay marriage by now. Besides, all the hicks in the North could move to their third-world utopia in the South for faith-healing and to marry their cousins!

    Comment by BUSH RULEZ! — September 24, 2005 @ 9:18 am - September 24, 2005

  8. #6 — You have deeply offended both New Jersey and Washington DC, who take their titles as most corrupt state and most incompetently managed city with a certain amount of pride.

    Comment by V the K — September 24, 2005 @ 2:22 pm - September 24, 2005

  9. In That Same Satirical Vein

    MoveOn.org Says Ready For Rita

    Galveston, Texas – As Texas Gulf Coast braced for the worst, activist group MoveOn.org today began moving massive convoys of celebrities, civil rights rights spokesmen, reporters, conspiracy theorists and litigators into the region for the expected weekend landfall of Hurricane Rita.

    MoveOn spokesman Peter Maloney said that the organization made painful mistakes during the Hurricane Katrina disaster which they would strive to avoid with Rita.

    “Frankly, we were caught flat-footed by the Katrina,” said Maloney. “We lost almost six hours before were able to coordinate our blame workers with our complaint teams, let alone set up basic communication links with the European media.”

    “This time, though, we are locked and loaded,” he added, pointing to a detailed pre-Hurricane response plan that includes over 10 satellite uplink trucks, redundant teleprompters, and over 200 pounds of nails to flatten the tires of evacuating residents.

    Comment by V the K — September 24, 2005 @ 6:22 pm - September 24, 2005

  10. O.k. We’ll take our oil and you blue stat MF’s can freeze.
    Further, we’ll take our tech companies, internet hubs, fishing, agriculture, seaports, travel hubs etc. etc. etc. and let the elitist, snobby, bitchy, whiney, blue state P’s of S figure it out for themselves.

    Deal?

    Comment by ThatGayConservative — September 24, 2005 @ 6:26 pm - September 24, 2005

  11. #10 Additional.

    Take back all your yankee carpetbaggers from Florida, Charleston and Texas. Take your freeking Canucks to.
    It’ll sure as hell be easier to drive without blue state retards driving 30 MPH in the left lane with their turn signal stuck on.

    Fair enough?

    Comment by ThatGayConservative — September 24, 2005 @ 6:30 pm - September 24, 2005

  12. Damn.

    LMAO. Oh my god!!

    Blog Rage Alert!! :D

    Comment by GOParrot — September 24, 2005 @ 6:51 pm - September 24, 2005

  13. BTW, you also forfeit the military bases in all red states as well as all the blue counties within red states.

    Sound like a deal?

    There won’t be another civil war because you and I both know that blue staters don’t have the balls to even touch a gun.

    Comment by ThatGayConservative — September 24, 2005 @ 6:59 pm - September 24, 2005

  14. This sounds like a job for “Trunk Monkey”.

    http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/

    Comment by GOParrot — September 24, 2005 @ 7:00 pm - September 24, 2005

  15. There won’t be another civil war because you and I both know that blue staters don’t have the balls to even touch a gun.

    Wanna bet?

    O.k. We’ll take our oil and you blue stat MF’s can freeze.

    Iraq, Saudi Arabia, and Argentina aren’t red states yet. . .

    Further, we’ll take our tech companies, internet hubs, fishing, agriculture, seaports, travel hubs etc. etc. etc. and let the elitist, snobby, bitchy, whiney, blue state P’s of S figure it out for themselves.

    Yeah, I forgot that the internet was invented in Tennessee! And there aren’t any lakes up north, right?

    And just because we “got some schoolin’” doesn’t mean we’re elitist snobs. . . it’s the fact that we actually believe in science, “ain’t that right”?

    Settle down Billy Bob, it was just a joke- like the ‘parody’ of New Orleans!

    Comment by BUSH RULEZ! — September 24, 2005 @ 9:41 pm - September 24, 2005

  16. Geez! Inbreeding apparently makes one hostile!

    Comment by BUSH RULEZ! — September 24, 2005 @ 9:55 pm - September 24, 2005

  17. Bush Rulez and GOParrot, you’re both marvelous! Bush Rulez, for having just driven ThatGayConservative into a “coucher” rage, oui; and GOParrot for having provided the antidote for the same — Trunk Monkey! What a stitch Trunk Monkey is — where did you find him?

    Comment by Queer Patriot — September 24, 2005 @ 11:16 pm - September 24, 2005

  18. By the way, Bush Rulez, notice they NEVER respond the Red State welfare issue?

    Comment by Queer Patriot — September 24, 2005 @ 11:17 pm - September 24, 2005

  19. #15-18

    Those countries aren’t red states, but how much do you think you’d actually get from them?

    I wasn’t referring to your boy Algore inventing the internet, I was referring to the tech/internet hubs in Houston, Atlanta etc.

    As far as lakes? I don’t see what that has to do with anything I said. Oh wait. I mentioned fishing. I wasn’t talking about lakes, but the gulf fishing. But then, you can still get shrimp and what not from China and South America. I’m sure you wouldn’t have a problem with exporting jobs there.

    As far as science goes, you only believe in it when it supports your kook agenda. And “schoolin’” doesn’t make you an elitest snob, but being an arrogant prick does.

    Geez! Inbreeding apparently makes one hostile!

    Clearly, liberalism makes you stupid.

    having just driven ThatGayConservative into a “coucher” rage,

    Hardly. I laugh at his BS.

    By the way, Bush Rulez, notice they NEVER respond the Red State welfare issue?

    One doesn’t really have to. It’s yet another one of those tired, worn out, better-than-you liberal lies. But hey, whatever creams your twinkie.

    Comment by ThatGayConservative — September 24, 2005 @ 11:44 pm - September 24, 2005

  20. That’s the funniest thing I’ve read all month. Thanks for the laugh.

    Now if we could only find a way to sell President Fox a few million of his misplaced Mexicans…..

    Comment by Jay Croce — September 25, 2005 @ 12:07 am - September 25, 2005

  21. Or if we can talk Fidel into purchasing our kommies (liberals).

    Comment by ThatGayConservative — September 25, 2005 @ 1:08 am - September 25, 2005

  22. #13
    May I introduce you to my Colt .45 and my Beretta Tomcat .32.
    The Tomcat is my plinking gun.

    Comment by chandler in hollywood — September 25, 2005 @ 4:23 am - September 25, 2005

  23. #22

    Oh how cute.

    “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.”

    Comment by ThatGayConservative — September 25, 2005 @ 5:01 am - September 25, 2005

  24. “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.”
    Comment by ThatGayConservative
    ======================
    I’m 98% bullseye at seven yards with the 45. The Tomcat is a much more up and personal hit. But either way, it wouldn’t be MY eye.

    Never the less, I do appreciate being called kid.

    Comment by chandler in hollywood — September 25, 2005 @ 5:10 am - September 25, 2005

  25. By the way, Bush Rulez, notice they NEVER respond the Red State welfare issue?

    One doesn’t really have to. It’s yet another one of those tired, worn out, better-than-you liberal lies. But hey, whatever creams your twinkie.

    Oh really?!?!?

    http://www.taxfoundation.org/research/show/266.html

    You can read the full report there. Or maybe it’s also a “tired myth” that the wealthy pay most federal taxes?

    Comment by BUSH RULEZ! — September 25, 2005 @ 10:02 am - September 25, 2005

  26. Also here’s a nice synopsis:

    http://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2004/09/red_states_feed.html

    Comment by BUSH RULEZ! — September 25, 2005 @ 10:03 am - September 25, 2005

  27. Well done Bush Rulez. Wonder if the twinkie realizes he’s been creamed.

    Comment by Queer Patriot — September 25, 2005 @ 11:29 am - September 25, 2005

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    Comment by Chris Williams — September 27, 2005 @ 10:37 pm - September 27, 2005

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  30. Very true. You always seem to get your facts right.

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