RSS feed for comments on this post.

The URI to TrackBack this entry is:

  1. And if scissors don’t work, I’m sure you can use things like tacks and glue on the floor

    Or maybe banana peels placed in emergency boxes with glass fronts where the box can be broken, the banana peel deployed on the floor where the perp will be sure to step on it, slip, and lose the weapon in the fall. It works every time in cartoons, it should work in real life, shouldn’t it?

    Comment by crosspatch — February 6, 2013 @ 3:24 am - February 6, 2013

  2. Thanks for bringing back the hilarious photo of Kerry dressed as a sperm. Remember his Ohio hunting license ham-fisted dialogue: “Is this where I can get me a huntin’ license?” Couple the sperm picture with the dialogue and you get: “I’m lookin’ to impregnate me an egg. Anyone see one around these parts?”

    On another note, why shouldn’t he ride a pontoon boat to the State Department and give a sloppy salute and announce he is “reporting for duty” while wearing high heels? After all, he can’t repeat the phony medals toss over the fence just for effect routine.

    I fully expect him to commission a Secretary of State uniform befitting his conceit.

    Comment by heliotrope — February 6, 2013 @ 9:20 am - February 6, 2013

  3. He’s dumber than a box of rocks. If he weren’t so dangerous in his stupidity, his term as SoS might be funny as it will undoubtedly be full of statements like this. He and Biden have spent too much time together.

    Comment by Mary — February 6, 2013 @ 10:48 am - February 6, 2013

  4. My favorite pic of Kerry was that one of him catching the football… with his face. That was a classic. Oh, and when he was a little too liberal with the tan in the bottle before that one debate, and he looked like Agent Orange.

    Comment by runningrn — February 6, 2013 @ 11:03 am - February 6, 2013

  5. Heliotrope–I’m sure he’d settle for a uniform like that one if he had to, but I’m sure he’d prefer one more like this, instead. That way he’d get to wear heels, too. I doubt Obama would permit it, though, as he doesn’t care for competition.

    Comment by Kurt — February 6, 2013 @ 12:06 pm - February 6, 2013

  6. As for “background checks”, I already have a NJ Firearms permit and just need to get an change-of-address processed through my local Police Chief’s office. It’s currently 6-8 weeks for them to do a fresh background check and re-issue that same permit with a new address. New permit applications are taking 6-12 weeks…and that’s just for a rifle and shotgun purchase…and legal possession.

    You can’t legally touch a firearm of ANY type without said card issued and in your personal possession. Oops, in my other pants…off to jail.

    If you want a handgun and you have a valid and correct NJ Firearms permit, it’s yet another 6-8 weeks for EACH HANDGUN to be purchased…as a separate transaction and separate permit. If you don’t have a NJ Firearm’s permit already, it’s 6-8 weeks for the Firearms permit and an additional 6-8 weeks for the NJ Handgun Purchase permit…that 3 to 4 months waiting.

    Just saying….

    Comment by Ted B. (Charging Rhino) — February 6, 2013 @ 2:11 pm - February 6, 2013

  7. Ted, do you think that’s just coincidental? Not me….

    Comment by Mary — February 6, 2013 @ 6:46 pm - February 6, 2013

Leave a comment

Line and paragraph breaks automatic, e-mail address never displayed, HTML allowed: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

**Note: Your first comment is held for moderation. Avoid profanity, avoid personal attacks on fellow commenters, and avoid complaining about personal attacks (even on you). Feel free to disagree with anyone, but focus on their ideas; give us the information that you think they overlooked.**

Live preview of comment

Close this window.

0.106 Powered by Wordpress