GayPatriot

The Internet home for American gay conservatives.

Powered by Genesis

This Is Love

April 3, 2018 by V the K

I am glad ‘Rick and Morty’ is (was? {Season 4 is looking pretty iffy}) popular among late Millennials and Generation Tide Pod. I find its realistic cynicism refreshing. e.g. This spot on take on love and relationships.

JERRY: Beth, do you still love me?
BETH: Ugh, what kind of question is that?
JERRY: The “yes or no” kind?
BETH: Jerry, do you want homeless people to have homes?
JERRY: Yes.
BETH: Are you gonna build them?
JERRY: No.
BETH: Then what good was the “yes”?
JERRY: Wait, is loving me the house or the homeless people?
BETH: Loving you is work, Jerry hard work, like building a homeless shelter nobody wants to say no to doing it, but some people put the work in.

Better than that “Love fixes everything and emotions are always right” crap the entertainment industry spews out to move product.

[youtube]https://youtu.be/mLrEuUybw7I[/youtube]

Filed Under: (Gay) Male Sexuality & the Monogamous Ideal

I Don’t Get People

February 25, 2018 by V the K

I know this guy who I respect in most areas. He’s very level-headed, has a very responsible job in which lives and millions of dollars of property can be affected by the decisions he makes. He’s very intelligent, well-traveled, educated… all the things, okay.

So, a couple of years ago he got involved in a relationship with a guy who had… let’s be polite… an “addiction problem.” Well, said addiction problem led to other problems which led to them breaking up.

After the break-up, the guy with the addiction problem stalked him, both physically and in cyberspace, leading to a restraining order and the level-headed guy selling his house and moving so that addiction problem couldn’t find him. Addiction problem stalked him anyway all the time shit-posting about him in social media.

Well, last month, addiction problem completed rehab (not for the first time) and level-headed guy immediately… took him back and let him move back in.

I concede there’s maybe more to the story than this, but that just seems like a bad decision. I can see taking someone back into your life after they work through some problems, but I’d want some time, at least, to make sure they had actually fixed themselves.

Maybe I lack Christ-like compassion. I really don’t know.

Filed Under: (Gay) Male Sexuality & the Monogamous Ideal

Salacious Crumbs

February 9, 2018 by V the K

Leathery alcoholic “celebrity” Chelsea Handler wants to have sex with a Republican.

In my effort to achieve some level of bipartisanship, my goal this year was to sleep with a Republican—
voluntarily. It’s going to be tricky.

Personally, I think she’s got this covered already. There had to be a few Republicans in the 7th fleet, right?

Oh, and Marlon Brando banged Richard Pryor because it was the seventies.

Filed Under: (Gay) Male Sexuality & the Monogamous Ideal

CNN and Dan Savage Encourage Couples to Cheat on Each Other

January 25, 2018 by V the K

CNN Headline: “Cuckolding Can Be Positive for Some Couples, Study Says”

I have to think this is driven because the alt-right has made “Cuck” a slur against feckless politicians. So, naturally, the left has decided to come out and say that being a cuck is a good thing. Or as horrible human being Dan Savage puts it:

[T]he emotions surrounding seeing your partner with someone else can add to the turn-on, explained Savage. “It’s not cuckolding if there isn’t an element of humiliation, degradation or denial,” he said. “Our erotic imaginations have the ability to turn shame lemons into delicious kink lemonade.“

Filed Under: (Gay) Male Sexuality & the Monogamous Ideal

An Even Dumber Take on “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”

December 17, 2017 by V the K

Some dingbat at Medium is saying the problem with “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” isn’t because “it’s about date rape” (as deranged feminists claim), but because it’s about “slut-shaming.” 

What’s happening here isn’t all that hard to figure out, especially if you remember that the song was written in 1944. The woman wants to spend the night with her date. She just knows that if she does, she’ll be scarlet-lettered by her community for having the audacity to make her own premarital sexual choices. She’s not consternating over letting this guy down; she’s consternating over being publicly and privately maligned for doing what she wants. And clearly this is normal for her, as well as for listeners at the time, who were expected to understand all of this and relate. The problem with this song doesn’t have to do with consent. The problem has to do with slut-shaming.

Imagine getting that worked up over a seventy year old pop song. OK, the dingbat is not a million miles from the truth here. There is a lyrical subtext to the song about the social pressures used to discourage promiscuous sex, or, what feminists call “slut-shaming.” (Last week, Senator Fauxcahontas Warren called one of her Democrat colleagues a slut, which was hilarious.) My take on this is, what’s wrong with discouraging people from having promiscuous sex? Especially when there are  gay men who fetishize exposing other gay men to HIV.

Filed Under: (Gay) Male Sexuality & the Monogamous Ideal, Unhinged Liberals

Weapons Grade Stupid

September 27, 2017 by V the K

Ace found this:

“All the decent men I’ve ever date are opposed to open relationships, while the men I’ve slept with who say they fancy the idea don’t ever stick around…” That’s because you’re a slut, dear.

Decent, sensible men don’t want the town bicycle.  Decent, sensible men definitely don’t want the diseases likely to be transmitted by the town bicycle.

If you’re easier than remedial math, don’t be surprised if your dating pool is dominated by guys who took remedial math.

Filed Under: (Gay) Male Sexuality & the Monogamous Ideal

Here’s a Guy Who Wouldn’t Intimidate Hillary

August 25, 2017 by V the K

Americans complain that our presidents play golf too much, Meanwhile, the French taxpayers have provided their Gamma Male president with $30K in  make-up in his first three months in office.

When Emmanuel Macron was elected president of France, the media gushed over the 39-year-old’s good looks. But it appears the “sexiest G7 leader” might be cheating. Maybe he wasn’t born with it … maybe it’s Maybelline.

The Telegraph reported that in his first three months in office, the gorgeous Gaul spent a staggering $30,000 on makeup.

And this is, apparently, not unusual for the French Aristocracy

Nicolas Sarkozy paid $9,500 a month for his makeup artist, while François Hollande paid $12,000 a month to his personal hairdresser. (Please note that Hollande is going bald

Do you think when Macron meets with Justin Trudeau, they swap fashion tips over Chablis and Avocado toast?

Filed Under: (Gay) Male Sexuality & the Monogamous Ideal

Study Shows Alcohol Consumption Lowers Straight Men’s Inhibitions Toward Gay Sex

May 5, 2017 by V the K

Science, where would we be without it:

In a new study, published in The Journal of Social Psychology, straight men were found to be more physically attracted to other men after a few drinks.

“Most notably, alcohol intake was related to increased sexual willingness of men with a same-sex partner, suggesting a potential shift in normative casual sexual behavior among heterosexual men,” wrote the authors in the study.

HT: Peter H

Filed Under: (Gay) Male Sexuality & the Monogamous Ideal

Glenn Quagmire is better on marriage than modern feminist Democrats

March 31, 2017 by V the K

All those Democrat Journalists attacking Mike Pence for his monogamous commitment to his wife are demonstrating worse morals than Family Guy’s Glen Quagmire.

[youtube]https://youtu.be/xfuje2BbR0c[/youtube]

 

Filed Under: (Gay) Male Sexuality & the Monogamous Ideal

Should Everybody Vote?

September 1, 2016 by V the K

Oh, hell no. In fact, there’s a lot of people who shouldn’t be allowed to vote.  Stupid voters produce stupid politicians. Like the one who said Guam was going to tip over from the weight of military equipment on the island. Or the glittering jewel of stupidity who describes herself as a “freed slave,” thinks there are still two Vietnams, and that Neil Armstrong landed on Mars.   These people would not be in positions of power if there were minimum standards of civics for voting eligibility. Before you can vote, you should be required to pass the same test legal immigrants must pass for citizenship, at a minimum.

I was thinking about that when I read this: (Snipped)

Every four years, celebrities and movie stars look earnestly into the camera and tell the country to “get out and vote.” They tell us it’s our “most important civic duty,” and they speak as if the very act of casting a ballot is more important than the outcome of the election. This strikes me as somewhat hysterical. Does anyone actually believe that Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen DeGeneres, and Ed Norton would encourage the “masses” to vote, if they believed the “masses” would elect Donald Trump?

Regardless of their political agenda, my celebrity pals are fundamentally mistaken about our “civic duty” to vote. There is simply no such thing. Voting is a right, not a duty, and not a moral obligation. Like all rights, the right to vote comes with some responsibilities, but lets face it – the bar is not set very high. If you believe aliens from another planet walk among us, you are welcome at the polls. If you believe the world is flat, and the moon landing was completely staged, you are invited to cast a ballot. Astrologists, racists, ghost-hunters, sexists, and people who rely upon a Magic 8 Ball to determine their daily wardrobe are all allowed to participate. In fact, and to your point, they’re encouraged.

The undeniable reality is this: our right to vote does not require any understanding of current events, or any awareness of how our government works.

So no, Jeremy – I can’t personally encourage everyone in the country to run out and vote. I wouldn’t do it, even if I thought it would benefit my personal choice. Because the truth is, the country doesn’t need voters who have to be cajoled, enticed, or persuaded to cast a ballot. We need voters who wish to participate in the process. So if you really want me to say something political, how about this – read more.

Remember – there’s nothing virtuous or patriotic about voting just for the sake of voting, and the next time someone tells you otherwise, do me a favor – ask them who they’re voting for. Then tell them you’re voting for their opponent. Then, see if they’ll give you a ride to the polls.

If there were standards, we might get politicians who were elected on the basis of intelligence and policy; and not because millions of idiots were convinced that Mitt Romney was going to outlaw tampons.

south-park-vote-or-die2-e1428185833424

Filed Under: (Gay) Male Sexuality & the Monogamous Ideal, 2016 Presidential Election

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • …
  • 8
  • Next Page »

Categories

Archives