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Posted by V the K at 1:35 pm - March 12, 2018.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

The official position of the Islamic Supremacist Government of Iran is that gay people don’t exist.

The official position of the Social Just Left is that straight people don’t exist.

A new study in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology has found that straight people don’t actually exist.

The study challenges the heteronormative values long held by Western society, finding that women become aroused by both straight and gay adult films.

If straight people don’t exist, then how can straight white men be blamed for all the problems in the world?

What really does exist are people so insecure in their self-defined identity that they have to deny the identities of others. These people believe that you can make a man into a woman by putting on a dress, and then turn around and deny that heterosexuality exists. They have a magical belief in the power of making something so by wishing it were so. Like Hillary Clinton being the rightful President of the USA, for example.


Posted by V the K at 8:12 am - March 8, 2018.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

The home of the Happy Meal is paying tribute to bitter, angry feminists around the world by inverting its logo to look like a pair of old saggy breasts. Because it’s “International Women’s Day” or whatever made-up social justice horsesh-t the left is pushing this week.

The only better tribute to modern feminism would have been to force all employees to dye their hair pink, wear hideous eyeglasses, and accuse every customer of rape.



The Deep State Continues to Push Feminist Dogma

Posted by V the K at 9:25 am - January 22, 2018.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

So, we are a full year into PDT’s presidency, and despite the dire warnings from the gay left, gay people have yet to be marched to the death camps in the Pacific Northwest set up under the Bush Administration.

Nope, rather to the contrary, the Deep State is spending over a half-million taxpayer dollars to study “gender identity issues” in Kenya, because apparently a feminist told them that terrorism was caused by “toxic masculinity.”

The grant proposal blames Kenya’s “patriarchal” society of “tough, heterosexual” men for problems facing the developing country.

“Kenyan males are expected to head the household as well as provide for, protect, and maintain the family,” the department continued. “Socially, males are expected to be tough, heterosexual, aggressive, unemotional, and achieving. The practical and social pressures to fulfill these expectations can be immense and create vulnerabilities that are exploited by violent extremist groups who appeal to these characteristics and offer the opportunity to fulfil [sic] these roles.”

Really? Because that whole thing about men heading their households, protecting and maintaining their families (“toxic masculinity”) has been the social norm for most cultures for all of human history, and still is in a lot of places (Japan, Korea, the redder parts of the United States) that are notable not only for their lack of terrorism, but for their lack of systemic dysfunction compared with more progressive and feminized parts of the world (Germany, California, Sweden, Detroit).

Masculinity is not toxic; the belief in Islamic Supremacy is toxic.

It’s All Over

Posted by V the K at 2:36 pm - December 23, 2017.
Filed under: Gay Culture,Gay PC Silliness

Can the Trump presidency survive Ghey Dance People with Lasers in Their Butts.

“Raise Awareness” of what? That gay men like to put things in their butt? I think there’s general awareness of that.

Oh Look, Art-Fags Doing Something Stupid

It’s now a trendy thing for straight couples to pretend to be lesbians; because modern urban culture is nothing more than adult children playing pretend forever and ever. And nothing is more trendy than pretending to be a victim of something.

Joanne was given space to write an op-ed in the [New York]  Times because she says she and Lara face persecution.  One time, Joanne and Lara were driving a car in a sinister-sounding town called “Whiteville,” North Carolina.  Then Joanne saw some guys who looked as though they were from Duck Dynasty.  According to Joanne, the Duck Dynasty guys followed Joanne and Lara in their pickup truck for a while.  And then they stopped following Joanne and Lara!

That is why Joanne was given a highlighted space on the op-ed pages of the Times to write about discrimination against heterosexual couples pretending to be lesbians.  For Joanne and Lara not only feel the imagined sting of persecution that lesbians feel, but that of being pretend lesbians as well, which is probably even worse


“No Gender December”

In Social Left Utopia, there are no girls, and there are no boys. Identifying with your biological sex is just a white supremacy-patriarchy thing.

In 2014 a group called Play Unlimited founded No Gender December with the aim to end what they call ‘gender-stereotyped toys’. They believe that with correct parental conditioning you can actually defy biological reality and scientific studies and make boys like girl’s toys and girls like boy toys. Last year they were successful in lobbying major Australian retailers Big W and Target to end having gendered toy categories in their stores.

Yes, there was a group of spoiled, over-privileged twits with nothing better to do with their lives than that.

Here at home, The Disney Channel is doing its best to indoctrinate tweens in alternative sexualities and gender identities.

The Progressives Really Do Worship Government

Posted by V the K at 9:06 am - December 6, 2017.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Nothing says Christmas Non-Specific Late December Holiday like topping your Non-Specific Late December Holiday tree with a figure of the stern authoritarian visage Hillary “Popular Vote” Clinton. Celebrating Sustainability on Earth and Goodwill toward Democrat-Aligned Interest Groups (everybody else is a white supremacist.)

It will go perfectly with your Transgender Nativity Scene. But I wonder, does it come packed in a giant black van you can hustle it into when it falls off the tree?

Have a politicized Non-Specific Late December Holiday, and an endlessly bitter and spiteful new year (according to the culturally oppressive Western Patriarchal Calendar).

Tis the Season to Be a Virtual Signaling D-Canoe

Posted by V the K at 3:27 pm - December 1, 2017.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Some gay douchebags in California (of course) decided it would be edgy and transgressive and shocking to the normals to do a Nativity Scene featuring Jesus’s Two Gay Dads.

I’m not “outraged” about this, I just think it’s asinine and stupid.

Also, you know that left-wing website ‘,” they are canceling the open bar at their ‘Holiday Party’ because they don’t trust their employees not to get drunk and engage in “sexual misconduct.” This New Puritianism is really something.


America’s Racial Morality Police

Imagine having nothing better to do with your life than staring at cereal boxes looking for racial microagressions to get outraged about. Then, imagine touting your discovery of a racial microagression on a cereal box as one of your life’s greatest achievements.

Also, the church where George Washington attended services is removing the plaque that notes this historical fact (exactly as PDT predicted would happen) because  the hyphenated woman running the church doesn’t want to make snowflakes feel “unsafe or unwelcome.”

And some radical left students at U. Wisconsin-Madison are protesting the existence of a statue of Abraham Lincoln “because he owned slaves.” I am not making this up.

What a stupid time to be alive.


Posted by V the K at 8:56 pm - October 24, 2017.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

The Virtue Signalers have put the word out that white people should not allow their daughters to go as Moana for Halloween, because… you know… Cultural Appropriation and all that.

But… BUT… what if your male child wants to be Moana?

Last I checked, gender dysphoria trumps melanin in the Progressive stack.

What are you going to say, virtue signaling nincompoops? “I’m sorry, Honey. You’ll just have to pick a white Disney Princess.” “Why, Mommy?” “Because it’s not OK to pretend to be something you’re … um… not.”

It is, indeed, a most stupid time to be alive.

Nothing to See Here

Good for you, Michelle Obama Neighborhood Library . You really shocked the normals with your transgressive drag queen children’s hour. You really showed off your superior urban hipster values to all of the ignorant hicks in flyover country. After all, isn’t it the mission of the library to tear down bourgeois values? (In addition to providing a place for homeless people to watch internet porn). You will surely have something to brag about at next year’s American Library Association conference.

Next week, you can teach the kids how to take a knee during the pledge of Allegiance to virtue signal that you think the USA is a horrible racist craphole. Oh, wait. The Ann Arbor city council already beat you to it.

And in Massachusetts, tolerant leftists are striving to put a man out of business for declining to cater a gay wedding appearing in a photo opportunity with President Trump.  And NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch is being forced to move after other tolerant leftists threatened to harm her children.

This will have to pass for content. I am way too busy.

Killed and Gutted

Posted by V the K at 10:04 pm - October 11, 2017.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

A wise man once summed up how the Social Justice Left works:

1. Identify a respected institution.
2. kill it.
3. gut it.
4. wear its carcass as a skin suit, while demanding respect.

Today, the Boy Scouts of America accelerated its swift decline into a left-wing social justice outfit. I mean, let’s be blunt here… this is *not* about creating opportunities for girls. Girls are now vastly overprivileged compared to boys in educational opportunities and in terms of societal institutions catering to them. This is about taking an American institution and turning into another organization devoted to left-wing indoctrination.

Trump’s Enemies Kneel Before Him

The left is so stupid that they think kneeling is a form of protest. It’s a gesture of submission, dumbasses.


Today’s Transgender Insanity Potpourri

Posted by V the K at 12:25 pm - August 25, 2017.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Hey, Boy Scouts, did you really think knuckling under to the Social Left was going to enhance your viability as an organization? You’re losing membership, and the Girl Scouts (a left-wing cookie distributing organization aligned with Planned Parenthood) are warning you not to poach any girls.

“I formally request that your organization stay focused on serving the 90 percent of American boys not currently participating in Boy Scouts … and not consider expanding to recruit girls,” wrote GSUSA President Kathy Hopinkah Hannan in a letter sent this week to the president of the Boy Scouts of America, Randall Stephenson.

Top leaders of the two youth organizations, both struggling to stem membership declines, conferred this month about possibilities for coordination. But Hopinkah Hannan, in her letter, said she came away from that discussion feeling the Boy Scouts had already committed to an expansion of coed programs that would damage the Girl Scouts.

The Boy Scouts and the Girl Scouts should just merge and become the Socially Conscious Organizations United to Transform Society (SCOUTS) and indoctrinate the youth that boys suck and girls are wonderful; which will put them in line with public education and children’s TV programming .

In related news (related in the sense that both involve the Left’s War on Masculinity and were both in the sidebar at Ace’s), did you know that every transitioning transgender soldier in the US military will have to miss at least 238 days of service while they recover from their physical mutilation? So, yeah, it appears this is a readiness issue, not a discrimination issue.

BTW: The Olympic Committee has decided to let men who claim to be women compete in women’s events.

Following up on that nutjob charter school in California that’s indoctrinating kindergarteners to celebrate transgendereds, they disciplined a first grader for using the wrong pronoun with a transgendered classmate.

Unintentional Symbolism

Posted by V the K at 8:09 pm - August 9, 2017.
Filed under: Gay Culture,Gay PC Silliness

Two of these options would be useless at best and fatal at worst. Is that the point they were trying to get across?

Straight Men Who Have Sex With Other Men…

Posted by V the K at 12:48 pm - August 2, 2017.
Filed under: Gay Culture,Gay PC Silliness

… are not actually straight, despite what this silly dingbat says.

On that note, given that gays are obsessive about classifying people, why isn’t there, in the gay lexicon, a cute animal-type word for a gay guy who’s just a regular gay guy. (Or maybe there is). There’s a word for big hairy guys (Bears), a word for skinny, hairy guys (Otters), a word for … well, we all know what twinks are. But just a regular guy who is same-sex attracted but otherwise normal, is there a word for that?

Also, men do not have babies. Full stop. No matter how much the deranged left-wing media tries to gaslight you into believing otherwise.

It must suck to be Out

Is “Out Magazine” the home of depressed, dour scolds? They’ve been popping that way lately, but you be the judge.

First, they laid it on thick about Milo’s supposed low book sales:

Nobody is Buying Milo Yiannopoulos’ Memoir, Dangerous…

In today’s fake news, alt-right provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos is claiming his book, Dangerous, has sold more than 100,000 copies.

The problem with that number is that it’s not real. Nielsen Bookscan, which monitors book sales through almost all outlets, has reported book sales for the former Breitbart editor are much, much lower. Since launching on July 4, Dangerous has sold 18,268 copies in the US and 152 in the UK…

A google search shows other left-wing outlets, like Salon and The Guardian, joining in the schadenfreude.

The problem is, their numbers are shaky. Milo is selling fine. He’s entering the best-seller lists at anywhere from #5 to #1; the first 100k run is spoken for and they’re printing more; Amazon has to ship his book slow (when they even have it). As to the 152 UK copies, the book isn’t even on sale there; a minimum of 152 UK buyers paid for international shipping. Fake News, indeed.

Next, via Breitbart, Out Magazine Encourages Readers to ‘Drop’ Gay Republican Friends

“We drop friends all the time for a whole variety of reasons—they messed with our loves lives, they lied, they weren’t supportive—so why do some people think it’s such an outlandish idea to dump them for their political views?” asked actor, singer, and writer Michael Musto in his column for OUT Magazine…

Musto goes on to admit that his social media experience has been more “gratifying” since he’s decided to block any user who disagrees with him…

Here’s a clue for you, Out: By all means, drop us. Here on the liberty-loving Right, we do believe in freedom of association – and we won’t miss you in the least 😉

Dance, Puppets, Dance!

Posted by V the K at 8:17 am - June 27, 2017.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Mindlessly doing the bidding of their Democrat Party Masters, Gay Activists stage a “Queer Dance Party” in front of Mitch McConnell’s house to protest the Senate Republican Health Care Bill that actually expands and protects Obamacare and doesn’t really repeal or replace much of anything. [OK, technically it repeals the Individual Mandate and some of the taxes but leaves the essential structure in place.]

Can you think of forms of protest more stupid than “Queer Dance Parties?” I’m kind of scratching my head over that one.

Also, the NEA is giving $20,000 in taxpayer dollars to finance a musical about a lesbian illegal immigrant. I’m disappointed PDT hasn’t put a stop to this kind of idiotic waste.

Portlandia Is Going to Love This

Posted by V the K at 7:47 pm - June 13, 2017.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness,Useless Nations

The UN is working on a law to make it illegal for white people to partake in the cultures of non-white people.

Since it began in 2001, the committee has been working on creating and finishing three pieces of international law that would expand intellectual-property regulations to protect things like Indigenous designs, dances, words and traditional medicines.

Words, huh? Well, if culturally appropriating “words” becomes illegal, I hope it means every hipster d-bag who greets people with “Namaste” can be punched in the nards.

And they’ve been working on this for sixteen years? Good Lord. I bet “working on” these three laws involved a lot of first class international travel and conferences at five-star resorts. And, it being the UN, probably some child molesting.

Speaking to the committee Monday, James Anaya, dean of law at the University of Colorado, said the UN’s negotiated document should “obligate states to create effective criminal and civil enforcement procedures to recognize and prevent the non-consensual taking and illegitimate possession, sale and export of traditional cultural expressions.”

Funny how the UN takes up every left-wing cause, but does nothing about, oh, I don’t know, the ongoing genocide of Christians in the Middle East and Africa.

The Sting of any Rebuke Is the Truth

Posted by V the K at 12:40 pm - June 7, 2017.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Babylon Bee is a satirical site like The Onion. The best satire works because it enhances a societal absurdity.

Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship

AUBURN, CA—Local 36-year-old man Nate Ripley, who identifies as a six-year-old, “absolutely crushed” a game-winning homer at a local tee-ball game and won the championship for his team Monday evening, reports confirmed.

Ripley reportedly walked up to the plate in the bottom of the 6th, pointed his bat toward the left-field wall looming 130 feet in the distance, and let her rip, sending the ball rocketing over the fence and into a parking lot as the fans cheered and his coach yelled out, “Attaboy, Nate! Good job, bud!”

In real life, boys claiming to identify as girls are making a hash of women’s athletics, but nobody dares complain out of fear of being called a bigot. If we have to accept that everybody is whatever they identify as, why not have a grown man who identifies as a six year old playing T-ball, or admitting a white woman who ‘identifies as African-American’ to an elite college on a minority scholarship?