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Good for you, Michelle Obama Neighborhood Library . You really shocked the normals with your transgressive drag queen children’s hour. You really showed off your superior urban hipster values to all of the ignorant hicks in flyover country. After all, isn’t it the mission of the library to tear down bourgeois values? (In addition to providing a place for homeless people to watch internet porn). You will surely have something to brag about at next year’s American Library Association conference.

Next week, you can teach the kids how to take a knee during the pledge of Allegiance to virtue signal that you think the USA is a horrible racist craphole. Oh, wait. The Ann Arbor city council already beat you to it.

And in Massachusetts, tolerant leftists are striving to put a man out of business for declining to cater a gay wedding appearing in a photo opportunity with President Trump.  And NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch is being forced to move after other tolerant leftists threatened to harm her children.

This will have to pass for content. I am way too busy.

Killed and Gutted

Posted by V the K at 10:04 pm - October 11, 2017.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

A wise man once summed up how the Social Justice Left works:

1. Identify a respected institution.
2. kill it.
3. gut it.
4. wear its carcass as a skin suit, while demanding respect.

Today, the Boy Scouts of America accelerated its swift decline into a left-wing social justice outfit. I mean, let’s be blunt here… this is *not* about creating opportunities for girls. Girls are now vastly overprivileged compared to boys in educational opportunities and in terms of societal institutions catering to them. This is about taking an American institution and turning into another organization devoted to left-wing indoctrination.

Trump’s Enemies Kneel Before Him

The left is so stupid that they think kneeling is a form of protest. It’s a gesture of submission, dumbasses.

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Today’s Transgender Insanity Potpourri

Posted by V the K at 12:25 pm - August 25, 2017.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Hey, Boy Scouts, did you really think knuckling under to the Social Left was going to enhance your viability as an organization? You’re losing membership, and the Girl Scouts (a left-wing cookie distributing organization aligned with Planned Parenthood) are warning you not to poach any girls.

“I formally request that your organization stay focused on serving the 90 percent of American boys not currently participating in Boy Scouts … and not consider expanding to recruit girls,” wrote GSUSA President Kathy Hopinkah Hannan in a letter sent this week to the president of the Boy Scouts of America, Randall Stephenson.

Top leaders of the two youth organizations, both struggling to stem membership declines, conferred this month about possibilities for coordination. But Hopinkah Hannan, in her letter, said she came away from that discussion feeling the Boy Scouts had already committed to an expansion of coed programs that would damage the Girl Scouts.

The Boy Scouts and the Girl Scouts should just merge and become the Socially Conscious Organizations United to Transform Society (SCOUTS) and indoctrinate the youth that boys suck and girls are wonderful; which will put them in line with public education and children’s TV programming .

In related news (related in the sense that both involve the Left’s War on Masculinity and were both in the sidebar at Ace’s), did you know that every transitioning transgender soldier in the US military will have to miss at least 238 days of service while they recover from their physical mutilation? So, yeah, it appears this is a readiness issue, not a discrimination issue.

BTW: The Olympic Committee has decided to let men who claim to be women compete in women’s events.

Following up on that nutjob charter school in California that’s indoctrinating kindergarteners to celebrate transgendereds, they disciplined a first grader for using the wrong pronoun with a transgendered classmate.

Unintentional Symbolism

Posted by V the K at 8:09 pm - August 9, 2017.
Filed under: Gay Culture,Gay PC Silliness

Two of these options would be useless at best and fatal at worst. Is that the point they were trying to get across?

Straight Men Who Have Sex With Other Men…

Posted by V the K at 12:48 pm - August 2, 2017.
Filed under: Gay Culture,Gay PC Silliness

… are not actually straight, despite what this silly dingbat says.

On that note, given that gays are obsessive about classifying people, why isn’t there, in the gay lexicon, a cute animal-type word for a gay guy who’s just a regular gay guy. (Or maybe there is). There’s a word for big hairy guys (Bears), a word for skinny, hairy guys (Otters), a word for … well, we all know what twinks are. But just a regular guy who is same-sex attracted but otherwise normal, is there a word for that?

Also, men do not have babies. Full stop. No matter how much the deranged left-wing media tries to gaslight you into believing otherwise.

It must suck to be Out

Is “Out Magazine” the home of depressed, dour scolds? They’ve been popping that way lately, but you be the judge.

First, they laid it on thick about Milo’s supposed low book sales:

Nobody is Buying Milo Yiannopoulos’ Memoir, Dangerous…

In today’s fake news, alt-right provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos is claiming his book, Dangerous, has sold more than 100,000 copies.

The problem with that number is that it’s not real. Nielsen Bookscan, which monitors book sales through almost all outlets, has reported book sales for the former Breitbart editor are much, much lower. Since launching on July 4, Dangerous has sold 18,268 copies in the US and 152 in the UK…

A google search shows other left-wing outlets, like Salon and The Guardian, joining in the schadenfreude.

The problem is, their numbers are shaky. Milo is selling fine. He’s entering the best-seller lists at anywhere from #5 to #1; the first 100k run is spoken for and they’re printing more; Amazon has to ship his book slow (when they even have it). As to the 152 UK copies, the book isn’t even on sale there; a minimum of 152 UK buyers paid for international shipping. Fake News, indeed.

Next, via Breitbart, Out Magazine Encourages Readers to ‘Drop’ Gay Republican Friends

“We drop friends all the time for a whole variety of reasons—they messed with our loves lives, they lied, they weren’t supportive—so why do some people think it’s such an outlandish idea to dump them for their political views?” asked actor, singer, and writer Michael Musto in his column for OUT Magazine…

Musto goes on to admit that his social media experience has been more “gratifying” since he’s decided to block any user who disagrees with him…

Here’s a clue for you, Out: By all means, drop us. Here on the liberty-loving Right, we do believe in freedom of association – and we won’t miss you in the least 😉

Dance, Puppets, Dance!

Posted by V the K at 8:17 am - June 27, 2017.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Mindlessly doing the bidding of their Democrat Party Masters, Gay Activists stage a “Queer Dance Party” in front of Mitch McConnell’s house to protest the Senate Republican Health Care Bill that actually expands and protects Obamacare and doesn’t really repeal or replace much of anything. [OK, technically it repeals the Individual Mandate and some of the taxes but leaves the essential structure in place.]

Can you think of forms of protest more stupid than “Queer Dance Parties?” I’m kind of scratching my head over that one.

Also, the NEA is giving $20,000 in taxpayer dollars to finance a musical about a lesbian illegal immigrant. I’m disappointed PDT hasn’t put a stop to this kind of idiotic waste.

Portlandia Is Going to Love This

Posted by V the K at 7:47 pm - June 13, 2017.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness,Useless Nations

The UN is working on a law to make it illegal for white people to partake in the cultures of non-white people.

Since it began in 2001, the committee has been working on creating and finishing three pieces of international law that would expand intellectual-property regulations to protect things like Indigenous designs, dances, words and traditional medicines.

Words, huh? Well, if culturally appropriating “words” becomes illegal, I hope it means every hipster d-bag who greets people with “Namaste” can be punched in the nards.

And they’ve been working on this for sixteen years? Good Lord. I bet “working on” these three laws involved a lot of first class international travel and conferences at five-star resorts. And, it being the UN, probably some child molesting.

Speaking to the committee Monday, James Anaya, dean of law at the University of Colorado, said the UN’s negotiated document should “obligate states to create effective criminal and civil enforcement procedures to recognize and prevent the non-consensual taking and illegitimate possession, sale and export of traditional cultural expressions.”

Funny how the UN takes up every left-wing cause, but does nothing about, oh, I don’t know, the ongoing genocide of Christians in the Middle East and Africa.

The Sting of any Rebuke Is the Truth

Posted by V the K at 12:40 pm - June 7, 2017.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Babylon Bee is a satirical site like The Onion. The best satire works because it enhances a societal absurdity.

Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship

AUBURN, CA—Local 36-year-old man Nate Ripley, who identifies as a six-year-old, “absolutely crushed” a game-winning homer at a local tee-ball game and won the championship for his team Monday evening, reports confirmed.

Ripley reportedly walked up to the plate in the bottom of the 6th, pointed his bat toward the left-field wall looming 130 feet in the distance, and let her rip, sending the ball rocketing over the fence and into a parking lot as the fans cheered and his coach yelled out, “Attaboy, Nate! Good job, bud!”

In real life, boys claiming to identify as girls are making a hash of women’s athletics, but nobody dares complain out of fear of being called a bigot. If we have to accept that everybody is whatever they identify as, why not have a grown man who identifies as a six year old playing T-ball, or admitting a white woman who ‘identifies as African-American’ to an elite college on a minority scholarship?

Snowflakes Stage Hunger Strike But Not Really

Posted by V the K at 12:38 pm - April 28, 2017.
Filed under: Academia,Gay PC Silliness

Yale Graduate Assistants have declared that they are staging a “Hunger Strike” to protest that their $30,000 annual stipend, free health care, and free tuition aren’t nearly enough to compensate them for the dangerous and dreadful work of grading papers and stuff.

Except, they get to eat when they’re hungry, because to not eat would put their health at risk.

So, it’s basically a symbolic hunger strike.

But I guess it would make them feel “unsafe” were anyone to point that out.

By the way, the Democrat National Committee supports and condones their fake hunger strike.

Leftists Demand National Registry of Gay Americans

Posted by V the K at 10:07 am - April 7, 2017.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness,Gay Politics

You think I’m kidding. I’m not kidding.

“We call on President Trump and his Administration to begin collecting sexual orientation and gender identity data on the American Community Survey as soon as possible,” [National Gay and Lesbian Rights Task Force- Criminal and Economic Justice Project Director Meghan Maury was quoted as saying, “and urge Congress to conduct oversight hearings to reveal why the Administration made the last-minute decision not to collect data on LGBTQ people.” The decision not to compile a government database of gay people was “another step to deny LGBTQ people freedom, justice, and equity,” she went on to say.

What You’re Supposed to Be Outraged About Today

Posted by V the K at 10:28 am - March 30, 2017.
Filed under: Gay Culture,Gay PC Silliness

Are you done being outraged because United Airlines told some little girls to put on some clothes over their damned leggings (that no one should be seen in public outside of a yoga studio or Walmart anyway)? Are you done being outraged because a left-wing feminist’s feewings were hurt by mean old Sean Spicer?

OK, Good, because today, you are supposed to be outraged because Donald Trump’s Census count isn’t going to have specific categories for Lesbian and Gay Bullying Totalitarians.

Cue the outrage:

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“We won’t be counted!” whine the Democrat Gays. Of course, you’re going to be counted, you hyperemotional pathetic idiots. The Government just isn’t going to slot you into a sexual preference category. Which should be none of the Government’s damn business anyway.

Besides which, the Census will probably wuss out and put the categories back in anyway because Republicans are total p*ssies when it comes to fighting the Culture Wars.

School Recruits Students for Super Secret Gay Club

The principal and staff at a charter school in Sandpoint, Idaho, set up a secret gay student club and undertook to hide its existence from parents.

Principal Mary Jensen of Forrest Bird Charter School, which runs middle and high school operations, “admitted the secrecy under which school staff and others had operated,” Liberty Counsel says.

School employees even “facilitated kids meeting off-campus at a local library under the supervision of ‘supportive’ third parties.”

“Jensen stated that they wanted to be ‘a progressive school on that sort of thing, but we did not want to be ‘in-your-face’,’ so parents could not prevent their children from attending. She states ‘we’re keeping it kind of on the down low,’ because ‘this is North Idaho,’ and ‘kids who wanted to participate in the club did not necessarily want their parents to know,’” Liberty Counsel explains.

Whatever. We know that leftists go into teaching not because they value learning, but to indoctrinate impressionable children with a left-wing, social justice ideology. So, nothing new, there.

Here’s the funny part.

“Jensen verified that the GSA ‘student led club’ was wholly created by adult staff and outside persons over ‘months’ and that staff then hand-picked and recruited students they believed should be in the GSA,” says Liberty Counsel, whose clients withdrew their child from the school with the letter.

“Hey, Jonny. Me and the other teachers noticed you’re a little light in the loafers. Wanna join our super-secret gay club? How ’bout you Brenda. you seem pretty butch.”

Everyday, a Brand New Flavor of Social Justice Crazy

Posted by V the K at 9:54 am - January 30, 2017.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Tyranny of the Mentally Ill

The British Medical Association has said pregnant women should not be called “expectant mothers” as it could offend transgender people.

Instead, they should call them “pregnant people” so as not to upset intersex and transgender men, the union has said.

“A large majority of people that have been pregnant or have given birth identify as women. We can include intersex men and transmen who may get pregnant by saying ‘pregnant people’ instead of ‘expectant mothers’.”

NO MA’AM

Posted by V the K at 11:16 am - January 13, 2017.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Feminists can’t figure out why so few men want to participate in the ‘Women’s March on Washington.’ It is indeed baffling. Third-wave radical feminists are usually so welcoming toward the presence of men What could possibly make men feel like they are unwelcome at this event?

And maybe real men don’t want to end up like this sad little beta-male.

Gerald Dudley, 33, is attending a solidarity march in Austin, where he works for a company that hosts pub quizzes. He said he wants to be much more outspoken in his support for women’s rights. “It’s not enough to say, ‘I’m not a misogynist,’ ” he said. “This year I am trying to put my money where my mouth is.”

To him, that means donating to feminist causes, seeking out more women’s perspectives in his reading, and calling out sexism when he encounters it. “When I hear a joke where the butt of the joke is a woman . . . Maybe I could say, ‘I don’t get it: Why is that funny?’ ”

Yeah, because everybody wants to be the guy who says, “That’s not funny,” and delivers a lecture after a politically incorrect joke.

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Wankers Plan “Inclusive” Comic-Con

Posted by V the K at 8:47 am - December 22, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Inclusive: A word social justice wankers use to mean “Straight White Men Not Welcome.”

Unhappy that radical feminists and diversity scholars are relegated to panels, that fat-shaming sexy costumes haven’t been banned from convention floors, and that comic cons as a whole have not turned into celebrations of “inclusiveness,” social justice warriors now want to host their own comic book convention.

It will still have the trappings of a traditional convention, they say, but straight, white males simply won’t find a home among the attendees, panelists, and exhibitors. “We are focused on women, LGBTQ, people of color and the disabled and providing these groups opportunities to have a platform where they can be heard, as well as geek out with other like-minded nerds within their respective communities.”

Now, what if a biological female identifies as a straight, white male? Would xe also be unwelcome at this event?

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Defending the Snowflake Generation

Posted by V the K at 11:28 am - December 14, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

A dingbat leftist attempted to defend Generation Snowflake, and ended up proving why the “snowflake” label fits them perfectly. The reason modern children (and these are “children” in their twenties and thirties) need “safe spaces” is because… this is her actual argument… they can’t cope with the ordinary realities of life (and if you tell them to just buck up and deal with it you are…. because this is the Go-To tactic of the social left for everything — going to cause teenagers to commit suicide).

There’s the pressure to look attractive, the pressure to succeed at school, the pressure to be popular, the pressure to get a job, to get a home. If I were growing up now, I’d be terrified. I was pretty terrified in the 1970s, when I’d no idea how much more demanding and complex life was going to get. Are children wrong to feel these pressures? Can any parent honestly tell them that none of it matters and that life has a way of turning out OK?

No other generation has felt pressure to be attractive, succeed, get a job, and find a home? Parents are wrong to tell their kids that things are going to work out? SRSLY? Not only did previous generations manage to do these things, they did them with “Safe Spaces” filled with coloring books, teddy bears, and Play-Doh. Previous generations could actually cope with hosting campus speakers whose opinions they disagreed with, or elections that didn’t turn out the way they wanted.

The reason we call them “snowflakes” is because they have been taught since they were tiny children that they were all unique and special. but the word also commutates something so delicate it is destroyed by the slight bit of heat or pressure. It fits the generation of participation trophies and safe space perfectly.

It’s also because we’re too nice to go around calling them “p*ssies.”

College Fraternity Tries to Appease Feminists But Just Makes Them Angrier

Posted by V the K at 8:57 am - November 28, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

No idiotic attempt to appease deranged leftists shall go unpunished.

The Upsilon Alpha Chapter of the Alpha Epsilon Pi Fraternity at The University of Arizona (AEPi Arizona) tried to organize a “Walk A Mile In Her Shoes” event – an international march done by men wearing high heels that raises awareness for – and helps prevent – rape, sexual assault and gender violence.

But last Tuesday, just four days before the event, Kaplan was contacted by Krista Millay, the director of the Women’s Resource Center. He was referred to as a “Fratboy” and told that “what he was doing was homophobic, transphobic and sexist.” He was also told that the Center thought the event was “sarcastic” and will have “no positive impact on anybody in any community.”

There are no winners here.

Social Justice Wankers Determined to Ruin Absolutely Everything

Posted by V the K at 8:30 pm - November 27, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

The Social Justice Left hates “No Shave November for ‘promoting Toxic Masculinity’ and ‘transphobia’ among other sins.

Social-justice warriors worldwide have rushed to point out how the month-long event, regardless of its good intentions, is too gendered. In a nearly unintelligible sentence published by Sydney’s Daily Telegraph this month, one critic wrote: “It’s disappointing that what could’ve served as a much-needed dialogue about the many ways in which men, trans men included, can express their masculinity without resorting to chauvinist caricatures is in danger of devolving into at best a pissing contest between bros about who can grow the most facial hair to prove their manliness and at worst an implicit endorsement of 1950s-style gender norms, complete with transphobia.”

“Movember irritates me because it’s not so much about cancer awareness as masculinity awareness. … Movember says that we protect men by celebrating masculinity. And that’s ridiculous,” wrote Jacob Brogan in Slate last November.

Jacob Brogan irritates me because he’s a Trump-grab-target who probably pees sitting down.