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Portlandia Is Going to Love This

Posted by V the K at 7:47 pm - June 13, 2017.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness,Useless Nations

The UN is working on a law to make it illegal for white people to partake in the cultures of non-white people.

Since it began in 2001, the committee has been working on creating and finishing three pieces of international law that would expand intellectual-property regulations to protect things like Indigenous designs, dances, words and traditional medicines.

Words, huh? Well, if culturally appropriating “words” becomes illegal, I hope it means every hipster d-bag who greets people with “Namaste” can be punched in the nards.

And they’ve been working on this for sixteen years? Good Lord. I bet “working on” these three laws involved a lot of first class international travel and conferences at five-star resorts. And, it being the UN, probably some child molesting.

Speaking to the committee Monday, James Anaya, dean of law at the University of Colorado, said the UN’s negotiated document should “obligate states to create effective criminal and civil enforcement procedures to recognize and prevent the non-consensual taking and illegitimate possession, sale and export of traditional cultural expressions.”

Funny how the UN takes up every left-wing cause, but does nothing about, oh, I don’t know, the ongoing genocide of Christians in the Middle East and Africa.

The Sting of any Rebuke Is the Truth

Posted by V the K at 12:40 pm - June 7, 2017.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Babylon Bee is a satirical site like The Onion. The best satire works because it enhances a societal absurdity.

Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship

AUBURN, CA—Local 36-year-old man Nate Ripley, who identifies as a six-year-old, “absolutely crushed” a game-winning homer at a local tee-ball game and won the championship for his team Monday evening, reports confirmed.

Ripley reportedly walked up to the plate in the bottom of the 6th, pointed his bat toward the left-field wall looming 130 feet in the distance, and let her rip, sending the ball rocketing over the fence and into a parking lot as the fans cheered and his coach yelled out, “Attaboy, Nate! Good job, bud!”

In real life, boys claiming to identify as girls are making a hash of women’s athletics, but nobody dares complain out of fear of being called a bigot. If we have to accept that everybody is whatever they identify as, why not have a grown man who identifies as a six year old playing T-ball, or admitting a white woman who ‘identifies as African-American’ to an elite college on a minority scholarship?

Snowflakes Stage Hunger Strike But Not Really

Posted by V the K at 12:38 pm - April 28, 2017.
Filed under: Academia,Gay PC Silliness

Yale Graduate Assistants have declared that they are staging a “Hunger Strike” to protest that their $30,000 annual stipend, free health care, and free tuition aren’t nearly enough to compensate them for the dangerous and dreadful work of grading papers and stuff.

Except, they get to eat when they’re hungry, because to not eat would put their health at risk.

So, it’s basically a symbolic hunger strike.

But I guess it would make them feel “unsafe” were anyone to point that out.

By the way, the Democrat National Committee supports and condones their fake hunger strike.

Leftists Demand National Registry of Gay Americans

Posted by V the K at 10:07 am - April 7, 2017.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness,Gay Politics

You think I’m kidding. I’m not kidding.

“We call on President Trump and his Administration to begin collecting sexual orientation and gender identity data on the American Community Survey as soon as possible,” [National Gay and Lesbian Rights Task Force- Criminal and Economic Justice Project Director Meghan Maury was quoted as saying, “and urge Congress to conduct oversight hearings to reveal why the Administration made the last-minute decision not to collect data on LGBTQ people.” The decision not to compile a government database of gay people was “another step to deny LGBTQ people freedom, justice, and equity,” she went on to say.

What You’re Supposed to Be Outraged About Today

Posted by V the K at 10:28 am - March 30, 2017.
Filed under: Gay Culture,Gay PC Silliness

Are you done being outraged because United Airlines told some little girls to put on some clothes over their damned leggings (that no one should be seen in public outside of a yoga studio or Walmart anyway)? Are you done being outraged because a left-wing feminist’s feewings were hurt by mean old Sean Spicer?

OK, Good, because today, you are supposed to be outraged because Donald Trump’s Census count isn’t going to have specific categories for Lesbian and Gay Bullying Totalitarians.

Cue the outrage:

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“We won’t be counted!” whine the Democrat Gays. Of course, you’re going to be counted, you hyperemotional pathetic idiots. The Government just isn’t going to slot you into a sexual preference category. Which should be none of the Government’s damn business anyway.

Besides which, the Census will probably wuss out and put the categories back in anyway because Republicans are total p*ssies when it comes to fighting the Culture Wars.

School Recruits Students for Super Secret Gay Club

The principal and staff at a charter school in Sandpoint, Idaho, set up a secret gay student club and undertook to hide its existence from parents.

Principal Mary Jensen of Forrest Bird Charter School, which runs middle and high school operations, “admitted the secrecy under which school staff and others had operated,” Liberty Counsel says.

School employees even “facilitated kids meeting off-campus at a local library under the supervision of ‘supportive’ third parties.”

“Jensen stated that they wanted to be ‘a progressive school on that sort of thing, but we did not want to be ‘in-your-face’,’ so parents could not prevent their children from attending. She states ‘we’re keeping it kind of on the down low,’ because ‘this is North Idaho,’ and ‘kids who wanted to participate in the club did not necessarily want their parents to know,’” Liberty Counsel explains.

Whatever. We know that leftists go into teaching not because they value learning, but to indoctrinate impressionable children with a left-wing, social justice ideology. So, nothing new, there.

Here’s the funny part.

“Jensen verified that the GSA ‘student led club’ was wholly created by adult staff and outside persons over ‘months’ and that staff then hand-picked and recruited students they believed should be in the GSA,” says Liberty Counsel, whose clients withdrew their child from the school with the letter.

“Hey, Jonny. Me and the other teachers noticed you’re a little light in the loafers. Wanna join our super-secret gay club? How ’bout you Brenda. you seem pretty butch.”

Everyday, a Brand New Flavor of Social Justice Crazy

Posted by V the K at 9:54 am - January 30, 2017.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Tyranny of the Mentally Ill

The British Medical Association has said pregnant women should not be called “expectant mothers” as it could offend transgender people.

Instead, they should call them “pregnant people” so as not to upset intersex and transgender men, the union has said.

“A large majority of people that have been pregnant or have given birth identify as women. We can include intersex men and transmen who may get pregnant by saying ‘pregnant people’ instead of ‘expectant mothers’.”

NO MA’AM

Posted by V the K at 11:16 am - January 13, 2017.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Feminists can’t figure out why so few men want to participate in the ‘Women’s March on Washington.’ It is indeed baffling. Third-wave radical feminists are usually so welcoming toward the presence of men What could possibly make men feel like they are unwelcome at this event?

And maybe real men don’t want to end up like this sad little beta-male.

Gerald Dudley, 33, is attending a solidarity march in Austin, where he works for a company that hosts pub quizzes. He said he wants to be much more outspoken in his support for women’s rights. “It’s not enough to say, ‘I’m not a misogynist,’ ” he said. “This year I am trying to put my money where my mouth is.”

To him, that means donating to feminist causes, seeking out more women’s perspectives in his reading, and calling out sexism when he encounters it. “When I hear a joke where the butt of the joke is a woman . . . Maybe I could say, ‘I don’t get it: Why is that funny?’ ”

Yeah, because everybody wants to be the guy who says, “That’s not funny,” and delivers a lecture after a politically incorrect joke.

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Wankers Plan “Inclusive” Comic-Con

Posted by V the K at 8:47 am - December 22, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Inclusive: A word social justice wankers use to mean “Straight White Men Not Welcome.”

Unhappy that radical feminists and diversity scholars are relegated to panels, that fat-shaming sexy costumes haven’t been banned from convention floors, and that comic cons as a whole have not turned into celebrations of “inclusiveness,” social justice warriors now want to host their own comic book convention.

It will still have the trappings of a traditional convention, they say, but straight, white males simply won’t find a home among the attendees, panelists, and exhibitors. “We are focused on women, LGBTQ, people of color and the disabled and providing these groups opportunities to have a platform where they can be heard, as well as geek out with other like-minded nerds within their respective communities.”

Now, what if a biological female identifies as a straight, white male? Would xe also be unwelcome at this event?

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Defending the Snowflake Generation

Posted by V the K at 11:28 am - December 14, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

A dingbat leftist attempted to defend Generation Snowflake, and ended up proving why the “snowflake” label fits them perfectly. The reason modern children (and these are “children” in their twenties and thirties) need “safe spaces” is because… this is her actual argument… they can’t cope with the ordinary realities of life (and if you tell them to just buck up and deal with it you are…. because this is the Go-To tactic of the social left for everything — going to cause teenagers to commit suicide).

There’s the pressure to look attractive, the pressure to succeed at school, the pressure to be popular, the pressure to get a job, to get a home. If I were growing up now, I’d be terrified. I was pretty terrified in the 1970s, when I’d no idea how much more demanding and complex life was going to get. Are children wrong to feel these pressures? Can any parent honestly tell them that none of it matters and that life has a way of turning out OK?

No other generation has felt pressure to be attractive, succeed, get a job, and find a home? Parents are wrong to tell their kids that things are going to work out? SRSLY? Not only did previous generations manage to do these things, they did them with “Safe Spaces” filled with coloring books, teddy bears, and Play-Doh. Previous generations could actually cope with hosting campus speakers whose opinions they disagreed with, or elections that didn’t turn out the way they wanted.

The reason we call them “snowflakes” is because they have been taught since they were tiny children that they were all unique and special. but the word also commutates something so delicate it is destroyed by the slight bit of heat or pressure. It fits the generation of participation trophies and safe space perfectly.

It’s also because we’re too nice to go around calling them “p*ssies.”

College Fraternity Tries to Appease Feminists But Just Makes Them Angrier

Posted by V the K at 8:57 am - November 28, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

No idiotic attempt to appease deranged leftists shall go unpunished.

The Upsilon Alpha Chapter of the Alpha Epsilon Pi Fraternity at The University of Arizona (AEPi Arizona) tried to organize a “Walk A Mile In Her Shoes” event – an international march done by men wearing high heels that raises awareness for – and helps prevent – rape, sexual assault and gender violence.

But last Tuesday, just four days before the event, Kaplan was contacted by Krista Millay, the director of the Women’s Resource Center. He was referred to as a “Fratboy” and told that “what he was doing was homophobic, transphobic and sexist.” He was also told that the Center thought the event was “sarcastic” and will have “no positive impact on anybody in any community.”

There are no winners here.

Social Justice Wankers Determined to Ruin Absolutely Everything

Posted by V the K at 8:30 pm - November 27, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

The Social Justice Left hates “No Shave November for ‘promoting Toxic Masculinity’ and ‘transphobia’ among other sins.

Social-justice warriors worldwide have rushed to point out how the month-long event, regardless of its good intentions, is too gendered. In a nearly unintelligible sentence published by Sydney’s Daily Telegraph this month, one critic wrote: “It’s disappointing that what could’ve served as a much-needed dialogue about the many ways in which men, trans men included, can express their masculinity without resorting to chauvinist caricatures is in danger of devolving into at best a pissing contest between bros about who can grow the most facial hair to prove their manliness and at worst an implicit endorsement of 1950s-style gender norms, complete with transphobia.”

“Movember irritates me because it’s not so much about cancer awareness as masculinity awareness. … Movember says that we protect men by celebrating masculinity. And that’s ridiculous,” wrote Jacob Brogan in Slate last November.

Jacob Brogan irritates me because he’s a Trump-grab-target who probably pees sitting down.

If You Really Believe Mike Pence Wants to Electrocute Gay Teenagers, You’re an Idiot

Posted by V the K at 5:35 pm - November 27, 2016.
Filed under: Gay Culture,Gay PC Silliness

According to a popular meme in the gay left, Vice-President Elect Mike Pence supports forcing gay teenagers to undergo electrocution as part of conversion therapy.

I won’t use the best word to describe what this claim is, but here’s a picture.

The entire basis for this claim comes from a website that Pence created to support his 2000 bid for a congressional seat. Under “Strengthening the American Family,” there was, among other things, this sentence.

Congress should support the reauthorization of the Ryan White Care Act only after completion of an audit to ensure that federal dollars were no longer being given to organizations that celebrate and encourage the types of behaviors that facilitate the spreading of the HIV virus. Resources should be directed toward those institutions which provide assistance to those seeking to change their sexual behavior.

There is nothing in there about electrocution, or even “conversion therapy.” It’s about AIDS, and not encouraging people to spread it.

Hell, even the left wants to “change people’s sexual behavior,” what do you think those stupid “Affirmative consent” laws are about? What is indoctrination about safe sex and contraception if not an effort to change people’s sexual behavior?

There is more evidence to support the proposition that Barack Obama is a closet Muslim than there is in support of the proposition that Mike Pence wants to “electrocute the gay out of teenagers.” (Nowhere, for example, will you find an account of Mike Pence describing the screams of an electrocuted gay teenager as “one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset.”)

Since the Democrat Media Complex is all up in arms about “fake news,” why doesn’t this phony meme qualify?

Fake news that riles up part of the Democrat base is okay; always has been.

Yeah, This Is How They Are, Most of ‘Em.

I shouldn’t have to explain this; I will probably have to explain this.

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Below the jump, someone went out and got even more stupid than the gawdam #DiaperPin. It’s down there because leftists are incapable of expressing themselves without the F-word.

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The Best Part Is When the Left Mocks Itself

Posted by V the K at 8:56 pm - November 14, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Social Justice Wankers have adopted the Diaper Pin as their latest symbol; I have no objection to this.

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Stockholm had over a foot of Global Warming dumped on it last week; a record for the month of November. You would think Scandinavian countries located in what PJ O’Rourke once called “The Unheated Attic of Europe” would be able to handle a little snow. However, the socialist government of Stockholm decided … I am not making this up … that snow removal should take into account gender inequities and… yadda, yadda, yadda… big f–king mess.

Stockholm’s center-left government introduced a new “gender equal” approach to clearing the roads of snow last year. The policy states that sidewalks, public transport and bicycle lanes should be cleared before turning attention to the roads. The reason is that women are more likely to use sidewalks while men are overrepresented among commuters driving to work.

When the first major snow storm swept the capital last week, traffic went into a standstill as no one cleared the streets. People couldn’t get to work, schools had to close and commuters were stuck in traffic for hours without moving.

*You Have Got To Be Kidding Me.

Drama Queens of the Week

Posted by V the K at 9:11 am - November 11, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

First Nominee, this DNC staffer identified as Zach:

‘You and your friends will die of old age and I’m going to die from climate change. You and your friends let this happen, which is going to cut 40 years off my life expectancy.’

Second Nominee, this silly little thing from NaNoWriMo

I’ve been sobbing for the past hour because who was just elected of president. I’m gay, a woman, and a pagan, and Donald Trump is extremely rude to women, and says that he wants gays and anyone other than people who believe in one god to go to correction camps.

Tell you what, pumpkin. If Donald Trump really does institute Death Camps for gay people, foreigners, and people who don’t “believe in one god,” then come 2020… I owe you a Coke.

Katy Perry — a woman with standards so low she had Russell Brand as a boyfriend at one time — calling for ‘Revolution’ (I don’t think she even knows what that word means and I’m equally sure someone had to spell it for her) because her candidate lost.

The NAACP… (which maybe should be renamed the NAADQ, Nation of African-American Drama Queens.)

“Even as we extend our congratulations to President-Elect Donald J. Trump, the NAACP, as America’s oldest and largest civil rights organization, must bluntly note that the 2016 campaign has regularized racism, standardized anti-Semitism, de-exceptionalized xenophobia and mainstreamed misogyny. Voter suppression, as the courts have declared, has too become rampant and routine.”

All the people in this video, but especially the chubby snowflake at 1:07 in. And all the college snowflakes who are so traumatized because their candidate lost that they can’t take their Midterms.

I haven’t checked in at any of the gay left websites… because, why bother?… but I can guess the fainting couches are soaked in tears.

All the left-wingers on Facebook replacing their personal pics with black squares.

Gosh… who else… I’m sure you can think of someone.

Update: We have a late entry from emotionally insecure California Senator Barbara “Don’t Call Me Ma’am, Soldier Boy” Boxer and someone named Chelsea Handler. I had to look up Chelsea Handler on Wikipedia to figure out who she was. Apparently, she’s sort of a Clearance Rack Amy Schumer.

Bono Named Woman of the Year

Posted by V the K at 10:25 pm - November 2, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Not Chastity ‘Chaz’ Bono, the other one.

The U2 frontman, famed for slipping into other people’s spaces without invitation, has been named the first-ever man on [Glamour] magazine’s annual list of notable women. It’s a decision that—although reminiscent of both a Parks And Recreation episode about a man being named “Woman of the Year” and a South Park episode about Bono winning everything—Glamour insists it did not take lightly.

So, first Caitlyn Jenner was Woman of the Year. Then, the new Cover Girl girl was a boy. And now this. It’s like men are just better at everything.

The Boundless Stupidity of Social Justice Wankers

Posted by V the K at 10:46 am - October 21, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

I can’t even.

The picture in question shows a soldier “blacked up” – i.e. wearing standard camouflage paint – during a military training exercise. Anyone with any knowledge of the military knows this is a standard technique used by soldiers around the world to help disguise themselves in challenging combat situations, particularly when operating at night. In this particular instance the soldier was taking part in a jungle warfare exercise.

Yet no sooner had the picture been published on the MoD’s website – as part of a package of pictures marking the Army’s annual photography competition – than a brigade of politically correct zealots launched a tirade of abuse on twitter against the MoD, essentially accusing the Army of racism.

And yet, these are the people who are running our academic, media, and Government organs.

Old Eurythmics Song Vs PC Culture

I am pretty sure (kinda guessing but pretty sure) that this song was the anthem for a whole generation of drag queens. And I’m also not sure the term “drag queen” is PC, but who cares? Not me.

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Seen from the perspective of 21st Century “Completely Bat-Guano Crazy Social Justice Culture,” this song is, um… problematic. 

First of all, the song is a celebration of what the left calls “Toxic Masculinity.” Note, the left does not mean to differentiate between toxic masculinity and good masculinity; to the left, masculinity in all of its forms is toxic and men must be indoctrinated to feel shame for their manhood.

There’s also an awful lot of heternormative gender-norming going on in it. That line, “There’s just one thing that I’m looking for and he don’t wear a dress” is enough to send transgendered transvestites scurrying for their Safe Spaces while speed-dialing the Diversity Office.

Proving that 1980’s drag queens were tougher than 21st Century Generation Snowflake.

Even the title is problematic. “I Need A Man.” Unless that’s followed by “Like a Fish Needs a Bicycle,” that isn’t going to fly with the Cult of Misandry that is Third Wave Feminism. A strong, independent third wave feminist don’t need no man.

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