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The ‘Modern Man’ Navy

Posted by V the K at 2:13 pm - October 8, 2015.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

In Obama’s Navy, officers are now indoctrinated about ‘Male Privilege.’

The US Navy’s Bureau of Medicine & Surgery is now teaching its members about the dangers of “male privilege,” giving examples of ways that men use such privilege to get what they want.

The document outlining “male privilege” can be found on the US Navy’s Bureau of Medicine & Surgery’s official page and was first reported by the Social Memo.

You know what real privilege is? Being in the position to lecture other people about their privilege.

The Modern Wussy Pajama Boy

Posted by V the K at 10:27 am - October 8, 2015.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

The New York Times version of the ‘Modern Man’ sounds like a ‘Liberal Woman.’

When the modern man buys shoes for his spouse, he doesn’t have to ask her sister for the size. And he knows which brands run big or small.

Does the modern man have a melon baller? What do you think? How else would the cantaloupe, watermelon and honeydew he serves be so uniformly shaped?

The modern man has no use for a gun. He doesn’t own one, and he never will.

No, the Modern Wuss has no use for a gun. So how does the Modern Man defend his family and Melon Baller. Answer, he doesn’t.

The modern man lies on the side of the bed closer to the door. If an intruder gets in, he will try to fight him off, so that his wife has a chance to get away.

Basically, the liberal pussies in the media want masculinity defined so that wussy metrosexuals count.

The modern man cries. He cries often.

Mostly out of shame. Also, because people are always stealing his melon-baller and his wife is cheating on him with a real man.

This Seems Kind of Stupid and Petty

Posted by V the K at 10:58 pm - September 29, 2015.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

So this gay couple drove two states over to buy two pizzas from Memories Pizza and make a video of themselves doing same. They served the pizzas at a gay wedding reception.

What asinine point were they trying to make

Michael Sam Cannot Accept That He Just Isn’t As Good As People Who Don’t Like Football Think He Is

Posted by V the K at 1:13 pm - September 29, 2015.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness,Gay Politics

Michael Sam is claiming the only reason he doesn’t play in the NFL is because of the gay thing. (Because, remember how he got absolutely no support from anyone when he tried out for the NFL? Remember how brave and courageous nobody said he was?)

Cut. Jib. Newsletter. has a riposte.

I wonder whether Sam realizes that NFL teams gleefully employ murderers, strong-arm robbers, drug dealers, drunk drivers, wife beaters (did I miss anything?) and other assorted delights. In fact, the only thing they don’t like is the conservative and religious values of Tim Tebow! If Michael Sam were good enough to play in the NFL, he would be playing in the NFL. That he couldn’t cut it in the Canadian Football League is a powerful argument that he just isn’t good enough! After all, Canada is an enlightened, modern country, without America’s irrational hatred of homosexuals.

With the Left, It’s Always Subtraction by Division

If the Progressive Left had a mission statement, I think it would read like this. “To constantly and forever categorize and divide people into special interest groups based on race, sex, sexual orientation, national origin, religion and other factors and keep them forever in conflict so that we can forever grow Government power to manage the conflict.”

Case in point.


The Queer Undocumented Immigrant Project (QUIP), a program of United We Dream seeks to organize and empower Undocumented Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer immigrants, LGBTQ immigrants and allies to address social and systemic barriers that affect themselves and the broader LGBTQ & immigrant community.

QUIP’s vision is to transform the immigrant and LGBTQ movements, to adopt an intersectional analysis in their efforts to advance and build power for the rights of both communities.

Spoiled Children Demand Attention

Posted by V the K at 11:13 am - July 26, 2015.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

A group of Diabolists are unveiling an eight-foot statue of Satan; supposedly to raise awareness of the “Separation of Church and State,” the doctrine that entered American jurisprudence because of Supreme Court Justice Hugo Black, a Klansman who did it because he hated Roman Catholics .

But I digress.

According to the Satanic Temple, the 1-ton, nearly 9-foot-tall bronze idol will be unveiled only in Detroit. Ultimately, the group hopes to have it placed permanently next to a sculpture of the Ten Commandments monument now in place near a state courthouse in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, or outside Arkansas’ Statehouse in Little Rock, where a Ten Commandments monument also is planned.

See, this is really about Christians in the nose, and also about getting attention from daddy, and about showing society that “we’re rebels and we don’t follow your rules, man.”

Tiresome. Although they may achieve their goal of offending a few Christians, I think most of us will regard them as spoiled children acting out and feel sorry for them.

On its website, organizers are promising a “hedonistic celebration” and a “night of chaos, noise and debauchery” at the Detroit unveiling.

Of course, they did.

The New Normal

Posted by V the K at 10:35 pm - July 20, 2015.
Filed under: Gay Culture,Gay PC Silliness

Under the New Normal, worrying about the debt and expressing a desire for fiscally responsible, Constitutionally-restrained Government marks you as a dangerous extremist and a whackjob.

This, however, is perfectly normal

The organizers of Free Pride Glasgow in Scotland have hit a snag in their mission to plan a totally inclusive event:
Some activists think drag queens are offensive to transgender people, others think banning drag queens is offensive to transgender drag queens, and still others think allowing only transgender drag queens is offensive to cisgender drag queens.

And they insist that they are the normal ones.

If there were a way off this planet, I’d leave.

BSA Caves to Gay Left; Gay Left Still Hates Them

Posted by V the K at 8:49 am - July 14, 2015.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

The Boy Scouts of America have caved to pressure from people who hate them and everything they stand for and have agreed to allow gay men to become scoutmasters. The leadership of the BSA may have expected their move to win them the respect of the social left, but no, the social left them hates them and always will.

there shouldn’t have been a ban in the first place. Disgusting organization. Shameful. Would never be part of something like that. — Bryan Brager (@bryanbrager) July 13, 2015

As a private organization, the BSA should be free to pursue any policy they like, no matter how silly it is. But if they thought they were going to win over their enemies by capitulating, then they have misunderstood the nature of their enemies.


Stories I Swiped from Ace [Because It's Friday Night and I'm Outta Town]

Posted by V the K at 9:27 pm - July 10, 2015.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Remember when I said that under the New Progressive Totalitarian Idiocracy, Constitutional rights could be over-ridden by the hurt feelings of gay people, well, this happened.

I think Ace provides the bestest summary.

That asshole [judge] in Oregon issued his order to shut the Sweet Cakes bakers up partly because the lesbian couple — which filed the complaint — says they’re butthurt by all the publicity that their actions caused.

The Totalitarian Left is very much determined to take away the rights of people whose opinions they don’t agree with. [Thoughtcrime.]

Also, do you remember leftist Confederate Flag-haters saying that the issue was only about having it on a Government building and sh-t like this would never happen? Well, sh-t like this just happened.

More Proof that Idiocracy Was a Documentary

Posted by V the K at 8:40 pm - July 7, 2015.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

A very, very stupid woman from Florida is offended that JC Penny’s sells a shirt with the slogan, “Sun’s Out, Guns Out” on it. She claims it “glorifies gun violence.”

I am not making this up.


All right, this woman is clearly an idiot. But is she any more of an idiot than the people who took ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ off the TV because of the Confederate Flag on the General Lee? Not really. Is she any more stupid than the people who voted for Obama because they really believed Mitt Romney was going to outlaw tampons? Not really.

After all, a local TV station apparently thought this idiotic woman and her idiotic state of offense were newsworthy.

We live in a culture that caters to, celebrates, and politically empowers stupid people.

This Idiot Meme

Posted by V the K at 7:50 am - June 1, 2015.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

You have probably seen this meme on the Facebooks, probably posted by a smug, sanctimonious progressive. (Is there any other kind?)


First of all, it is – like every progressive left argument – fundamentally dishonest. None of the people persecuted by the Lesbian Gay Bullying Totalitarians (LGBT) have refused to serve gay people. They simply did not want to participate in a gay wedding. Big difference.

Second … and this is the bigger deal … no gay person has ever suffered any real harm because someone didn’t want to bake a cake for them. This is a huge difference than being denied emergency medical care, where there actually is quantifiable harm, despite the dishonest attempts by the progressive left to conflate the two.

In the progressive totalitarian state, there is no tolerance for the individual conscience; only the tyranny of the minority forcing their views on the politically unfavored.

Wussifying the Boy Scouts

Posted by V the K at 10:21 am - May 22, 2015.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

The leadership of the Boy Scouts of America have decided to join the progressive-left crusade against masculinity and boyhood by enforcing the following “safety” rules.

  • No water pistols, because shooting at other people with water is “unkind”
  • No water balloons larger than ping-pong balls and made of biodegradeable materials.
  • No laser tag or paintball either, except for shooting at targets that in no way resemble people

Gee, why don’t they just start selling Samoas and Thin Mints and make it official?

Congratulations, progressive leftist bullies, your long war against the BSA and all other things normal and decent is nearing total victory.

Das Ist *so* schwul

Posted by V the K at 6:37 pm - May 12, 2015.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Steve tipped this story, but, just for the record, I saw it earlier today but I was at work so I couldn’t do nuthin’ about it. Vienna Austria is celebrating gayness with its pedestrian lights.

Lights at 120 pedestrian crossings are receiving a quirky makeover: instead of the traditional single figure, they now show either a heterosexual or gay couple with hearts.

Officials said the revamped signals were signs of Vienna’s tolerance, celebrating not only the song contest, but also the HIV/AIDS charity Life Ball event on May 16 and the Rainbow Parade in June.

What could be gayer than gay pedestrian crosswalks? How about drag queen sewers?

Cleverly hidden stereo systems inside the gutters play Austria’s two winning Eurovision songs — one by bearded drag queen Conchita Wurst

Closet masochist that I am, I looked up Conchita Wurst’s song on YouTube. As expected, it’s godawful. To his credit though, Conchita pulls off femininity better than Hillary.

The title for this post is in, what the POTUS would call, “the Austrian language.”

It’s Just a Bad Movie, Get Over It

Posted by V the K at 11:18 pm - March 28, 2015.
Filed under: Big Hollywood,Gay PC Silliness

To the neurotically hypersensitive and perpetually indignant people who now determine what is offensive, it is now “homophobic” to suggest that straight men have no interest in performing oral sex on other men.

Get Hard, a comedy starring Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart and released in UK cinemas on Saturday, follows a disgraced investment banker who is headed to prison in 30 days and enlists the help of a car-washer to help him prepare. What follows is 90 minutes of farcical comedy, built mainly around Ferrell’s fear of being raped while in prison and a general disgust at the concept of gay sex.

LGBT charity Stonewall also condemned the content in films such as Get Hard as damaging. “Homophobic, biphobic and transphobic language is endemic in Britain, particularly within our schools,” it said in a statement. “This kind of ‘banter’ that people see in Hollywood films and on-screen perpetuates the idea that this kind of language is acceptable.”

The scene that seems to have their panties in a wad is one in which Will Ferrell is compelled to perform oral sex in a glory-hole scenario and is revolted by the prospect; which I guess is hateful to gay people. Although it is what we in the real world would call ‘normal.’

I am sure the movie is awful, but it’s kind of funny how Christians are expected to put up with constant and direct attacks from Hollywood, but gays are supposed to be outraged at anything other than a celebratory portrayal.

Frankly, all this whining makes gays look like a bunch of pansies.

Believe it or not, Gay Lefties Are Angry About Something

Posted by V the K at 10:52 pm - March 28, 2015.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Man, some queens sure do get bitter and pissy when told the State won’t force Christians to bow down and serve them. Here’s a bit from a very, very angry article some lefty named Arthur Chu wrote for the liberal Daily Beast with the title “Gay Money Is No Good in Indiana” under the subhead “Bigots Vs. Business.” (Hat Tip: Newsbusters)

Indiana’s legislature has made pretty clear that for them “values” trump economics to the point of turning away paying customers en masse if they have the wrong sexuality, to the point of driving business out of their state. And Indiana is only doing on a small scale what Russia has done on a grand scale, to the point of threatening their ability to keep the Sochi Olympics in 2013.

Indiana is Russia. That’s a bit of a stretch, even for the most devoted lefty drama queen.

It’s not enough for the Gay Left to have legal gay marriage; their victory isn’t complete until they can force non-supporters into celebrating with them. To quote that great political sage, Gul Dukat: “A true victory is to make your enemy see they were wrong to oppose you in the first place. To force them to acknowledge your greatness.”

Gay Men No Longer Allowed to Emulate Strong Black Women

Posted by V the K at 6:36 pm - March 28, 2015.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

I sort of blogged about this a few days ago, but apparently, it’s now the rule in the UK.

The motion passed by the union (which is comprised of more than 600 student groups around the UK) titled “Dear White Gay Men: Stop Approprirating [sic] Black Women” states that the behavior of white gay men is “unacceptable” and “must be addressed.”

“This may be manifested in the emulation of the mannerisms, language (particularly AAVE- African American Vernacular English) and phrases that can be attributed to black women. White gay men may often assert that they are ‘strong black women’ or have an ‘inner black woman’,” the NUS motion reads.

“White gay men are the dominant demographic within the LGBT community, and they benefit from both white privilege and male privilege.”

This will probably be the law in California soon. I mean, they passed that “it’s rape unless you have a signed, notarized permission slip” law.

Once Again, Feminists Obsess Over Clothing and Wonder Why No One Takes Them Seriously

Posted by V the K at 11:16 pm - March 26, 2015.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

An angry Lesbian Feminist (is there any other kind) is outraged because… among other things… feminine heterosexual women should not be allowed to dress like Diesel Dykes! (Warning: the Story is at NRO, so prepare for ads to take over your browser.)

The columnist, named Sophie Wilkinson, describes the trend of what she calls “unisex style” as a new thing, blaming the “high-street ubiquity of unisex outfitters such as American Apparel and Uniqlo and the androgynous cuts of Scandinavian shops like Cos.”

“What was once a queer-owned style has shifted to the mainstream, being appropriated by straight women to the point that it’s now impossible to infer a sexual orientation from the way a woman dresses,” Wilkinson writes in a piece titled “Butch chic: how the gender-neutral trend has ruined my wardrobe.”

According to Wilkinson, examples of this “butch chic” style include printed T-shirts, “skirts without peplums or lace,” torn vests “riot grrrl boots,” and, in general, outfits where “functionality takes precedence.”

I’m sorry… but how is that any more of a “cultural appropriation” than white feminists using “jazz hands?”

Kind of reminds me when feminists got their panties in a wad because a scientist who had just landed a  friggin’ space probe on a friggin’ comet, wore a shirt they didn’t like. (Sigh) Feminists, if they aren’t talking about clothes, they’re melodramatically throwing themselves on the fainting couch because some guy traumatized their feels with his insensitive words and opinions.

Indiana Stands for Freedom

Posted by V the K at 7:37 am - March 26, 2015.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Indiana has passed a religious freedom bill to guarantee that business owners have as much right to choose with whom to do business as their customers do.

In a statement, Pence said the bill “is about respecting and reassuring Hoosiers that their religious freedoms are intact. I strongly support the legislation and applaud the members of the General Assembly for their work on this important issue.”

Proponents have argued the bill doesn’t target gays and lesbians specifically — but that it does protect businesses that don’t support same-sex marriage from having to provide services for those ceremonies.

Which is as it should be.

If the wedding cake fascists on the left don’t like that such-and-such a business does not wish to service such-and-such a customer, then they have the option of not using that business, and encouraging others not to as well.

You either believe in freedom or you don’t; and freedom means that sometimes you have to tolerate people having the right to make choices you don’t agree with.

Should a Jewish bakery be forced by the State to bake this cake?

Should a Jewish bakery be forced by the State to bake this cake?


By the way, the left still supports and encourages state-sanctioned discrimination against Christians.

And the Gay Left Achieves Unprecedented Lunacy

Posted by V the K at 7:01 pm - March 25, 2015.
Filed under: Gay Culture,Gay PC Silliness

Is this real? This can’t be real. No, this can’t be real. I refuse to believe that this is real. Not even gay lefties can be this creepy and deranged. This seems like something a serial killer would do, as one commenter put it.

It’s the “the world’s first and only gay object.”

Meet the Gay Sweater, an apparel item knitted from the hairs of more than 100 LGBT kids.


I also don’t think it was the world’s first gay object. It was preceded by, among other things: the Princess Phone, Doc Martens, the Water Tower at Eastern Michigan University, Zima, and the Mazda Miata.


Feminism Becomes Infantile

Posted by V the K at 8:47 pm - March 22, 2015.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Brown University allowed a debate on campus between shrill feminist Jessica Valenti (a loathsome misandrist known for wearing a T-shirt bragging that she “bathes in men’s tears.”) and Wendy McElroy, a libertarian on the subject of whether college campuses are really the dangerous rape zones feminists make them out to be. The campus feminists and administrators became hysterical, thinking about all the trauma that would be inflicted on college chicks when they heard a woman express skepticism toward feminist “Rape Culture” dogma. How could they comfort the poor dears?

This is what they came up with:

[S]tudent volunteers put up posters advertising that a “safe space” would be available for anyone who found the debate too upsetting.

The safe space, Ms. Byron explained, was intended to give people who might find comments “troubling” or “triggering,” a place to recuperate. The room was equipped with cookies, coloring books, bubbles, Play-Doh, calming music, pillows, blankets and a video of frolicking puppies, as well as students and staff members trained to deal with trauma. Emma Hall, a junior, rape survivor and “sexual assault peer educator” who helped set up the room and worked in it during the debate, estimates that a couple of dozen people used it. At one point she went to the lecture hall — it was packed — but after a while, she had to return to the safe space. “I was feeling bombarded by a lot of viewpoints that really go against my dearly and closely held beliefs,” Ms. Hall said.

Poor feminists, they really are not emotionally equipped to deal with the big scary world. Maybe they should stay at home in the kitchen… where no one can hurt them.