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Many Animals Evoke Racist Thoughts

Students at the University of Minnesota in St. Thomas wanted to bring a camel onto campus to acknowledge “hump” day (not to be confused with “Sex Week.“)  But the event was canceled after some students — I am not making this up – objected because the presence of a camel might offend students from the Middle East.

Students took to Facebook to proclaim their concerns. The students said they were concerned about the money spent on bringing the camel to campus—around $500—and the implication that it would be racially insensitive to Middle Eastern cultures.

So, if the sight of a camel is said to offend Middle Easterners… what other types of animals are too offensive to have on a college campus?

Ban Buffalo –Might offend American Indians

Ban Elephants — Might offend Africans

Ban Pandas — Might offend Asians

Ban Siamese Cats — Might offend Thais.

Ban Turkeys — Might offend the Turkish

Ban Moose — Might offend Canadians

Below the jump is the response of the college administration; notable mainly for its tone of “Oh, you guys are so great and all of opinions are valid and you’re all special snowflakes whose opinions really matter a lot.” Calling out stupid, ignorant people on their ignorance and stupidity is just not done.


Oprah Making Documentary on the Most Important Figure of the 21st Century

Posted by V the K at 8:19 am - May 15, 2014.
Filed under: Gay America,Gay PC Silliness

Oh, Good Lord,

Oprah Winfrey’s OWN cable network announced Wednesday it’s creating a docuseries that will follow Michael Sam, the first openly gay man drafted to the National Football League, as he starts his career with the St. Louis Rams.

“We are honored that Michael is trusting us with his private journey in this moment that has not only made history but will shape it forever,” said Winfrey.

All because of his awesome achievement of being gay.

Do you think he’ll be Time’s Person of the Year? Nobel Peace Prize, maybe? They’ve been given away for less.

Are You Sick of Hearing About Michael Sam Yet?

Posted by V the K at 11:36 am - May 13, 2014.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness,Gay Victimization

It has been noted previously that Michael Sam has been playing the game of “I should have been drafted a lot sooner, but I was not and some other factor than my ability is obviously the reason for that.” And the lefty media establishment has been eager to fill in the blank by identifying “some other factor” as a word that rhymes with “Momorobia.”

But, there may have been a way in which Michael Sam’s awesome sexuality was a factor on the minds of NFL owners.

“I spoke to one NFL team that suggested it was interested in drafting Sam and had no concerns about him fitting into its locker room or creating any distractions. The team was instead worried what the public perception would be if it drafted and then cut him — and this team had projected Sam as an extremely late pick, likely to be on its roster bubble — even if it made the move solely for football-related reasons.”

A perfectly valid point. The left uses victimhood status as both shield and cudgel against criticism of those whose primary claim to fame is their status as a member of a protected victim group. Criticism of Obama is, de facto, racism. Criticism of Hillary is, de facto, sexism. And criticism of Michael Sam is, de facto, homophobia. And drafting him his inviting trouble from those who care nothing about the game of football except as a vessel for advancing the Party Agenda.

Intolerance Will Not Be Tolerated

Posted by V the K at 2:09 pm - May 12, 2014.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

A player for the Miami Dolphins has been fined, suspended, and sentenced to Tolerance Camp for sending an unsupportive tweet upon the occasion of Michael Sam’s drafting and the PDA that followed.

Also, despite the unprecedented media adulation, Michael Sam is still kinda bitter about being  picked seventh from last in the NFL draft.

 “From last season alone, I should’ve been in the first three rounds. SEC Defensive Player of the Year, All-American,” Sam said during a conference call, adding that other teams chickened out on selecting him.

Get over yourself princess, there are other possible explanations as to why you weren’t everybody’s first pick on the dodgeball team.

Also, NBC’s Matt Lauer drives home the point that it doesn’t matter what a player does on the field, but who he goes to bed with at night that the MFM care about by calling for more gay Affirmative Action in the NFL. (Once again citing the tiresome “Right side of history” cliche leftists use because, apparently, being a leftist gives you the power of precognition to know how History is going to work out.)

“The big picture here in terms of the NFL, is this a sea change or is this a one-off? Is this the league moving to the right side of history? Which by the way, they really can’t do unless more players come forward.”

People Who Still Watch MTV to Endure More PC Propaganda

Posted by V the K at 9:16 am - May 12, 2014.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness,Liberalism Run Amok

MTV – A network that used to be famous once – is joining the left’s War on Nonconformity and Individuality.

On Thursday, MTV announced that it would be launching a “Look Different” initiative designed to uncover “hidden racial, gender and anti-LGBT bias.” MTV will be creating a documentary on Millenials’ perceptions of race and fairness temporarily titled “Untitled Whiteness Project,” a public service announcement series, an “Implicit Bias Quiz” and a week-long “Racial Bias Cleanse” program to help re-educate young Americans about their bias.

“A week long Racial Bias Cleanse”sounds like really nasty spa treatment.

And you thought Harrison Bergeron was a work of fiction.

NFL Drafts Gay Player, Whoopty-Freakin’ Do!

Posted by V the K at 1:05 pm - May 11, 2014.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness,Media Bias

So, gay athlete Michael Sam — the gay athlete who’s gay — was drafted by the Rams this week, which is totes awesome because he’s gay. Cue: Epic level squeeing from people who don’t much care about football normally.

Did I mention that Michael Sam is gay? Because he’s gay, you know.

Never has ESPN reacted with such teenage-girls-Beatles-Sullivan-Show like excitement to the 249th pick in the NFL Draft. The President even took a break from the hard work of developing a fiscally responsible budget plan and consulting with international leaders on matters of global importance his weekly golf game to call and congratulate the NFL’s 249th Draft Pick.

‘Cos don’t you get it? He’s gay! Gay! GAY! Gay! Gay! Gay!

What position does he play? Is he any good? Who cares? He’s GAY.

And that’s like, super-important, because no one cares about how he performs on the field, it just matters who he sleeps with at night.

Just another little reminder that in a Socialist society, the only purpose of sport is to serve the party and the agenda.


Mark Steyn is, as usual, brilliant, insightful, and sharp as eagle’s talon. (KCRob tipped this, though I had seen it already. But his tip made me decide it was postworthy.)

Some pajama boy at the White House evidently felt getting the First Lady to pose with this week’s Hashtag of Western Impotence would reflect well upon the Administration. The horrible thing is they may be right: Michelle showed she cared – on social media! – and that’s all that matters, isn’t it?

Just as the last floppo hashtag, #WeStandWithUkraine, didn’t actually involve standing with Ukraine, so #BringBackOurGirls doesn’t require bringing back our girls. There are only a half-dozen special forces around the planet capable of doing that without getting most or all of the hostages killed: the British, the French, the Americans, Israelis, Germans, Aussies, maybe a couple of others. So, unless something of that nature is being lined up, those schoolgirls are headed into slavery, and the wretched pleading passivity of Mrs Obama’s hashtag is just a form of moral preening.

An epic disaster would actually be an improvement on this administration’s performance.

In which a collection of white, liberal gamma-males apologize for their existence.

Posted by V the K at 11:29 am - May 9, 2014.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

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The Censorship Impulse of the Pious and Stupid Left

Posted by V the K at 7:54 am - May 9, 2014.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness,Political Correctness

Mel Brooks’s 1974 classic Blazing Saddles –  which satirized the stupidity of racism through the medium of a parody of Western Movies — could not be made today. The dour, Race-Thumping Puritanical Goons of the Left have lost the mental capacity to distinguish between satire of racism and actual racism (such as the Democrat Party’s belief that minority voters are too lazy and stupid to get voter ID’s).

Anyway, 40th Anniversary Edition has been released. Probably best to get a hold of a copy before is disappears like those “racist” and “violent” Bugs Bunny cartoons from the 40′s.

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Gheys With Too Much Time on Their Hands

Posted by V the K at 3:19 pm - May 8, 2014.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Maybe there are more important things in life that whether a Japanese video game has same sex marriage in its virtual world. Then again, maybe there aren’t.

Tye Marini, a gay 23-year-old Nintendo fan from Mesa, Arizona, launched the campaign last month, urging Kyoto, Japan-based Nintendo Co. and its subsidiary Nintendo of America Inc. to add same-sex relationship options to English versions of the hand-held Nintendo 3DS game [Tamadochi Life].

The game was originally released in Japan last year and features a cast of Mii characters — Nintendo’s personalized avatars of real players — living on a virtual island. Gamers can do things like shop, visit an amusement park, play games, go on dates and encounter celebrities like Christina Aguilera and Shaquille O’Neal.

“I want to be able to marry my real-life fiancé’s Mii, but I can’t do that,” Marini said in a video posted online that attracted the attention of gaming blogs and online forums this week. “My only options are to marry some female Mii, to change the gender of either my Mii or my fiancé’s Mii or to completely avoid marriage altogether and miss out on the exclusive content that comes with it.”

It doesn’t outrage me that Nintendo might put gay marriage in a simulation game; but I am amused that there are those who Kirking Out because there is no ghey marriage in Tomodachi. Shouldn’t You Have a Real Life Before You Start Whining About a Fake One?

From the “It’s Not Racist When *They* Do It” Files

The 5th of May is a day on which many Americans celebrate a phony holiday ginned up by the Maltese branch of a Mexican beer company.

When students at Dartmouth wanted to hold a “Phiesta” in conjunction with Cinco de Cerveza, they were called racist and shut down faster than a Condi Rice commencement speech.

Some Americans who held up American flags outside an American high school on Cinco do Cerveza were called racists by the kind of people who think Ed Schultz and Alan Grayson are great intellects.

But an MSDNC staffer wearing a sombrero and shaking maracas? Totally cool.


Oh, Good Lord

Posted by V the K at 11:47 am - May 5, 2014.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness,Liberalism Run Amok

Another casualty in the Left’s War on Vocabulary.

The Minnesota Senate on Monday approved John Hoffman’s (D-MN) bill to change the name “Asian carp” so called because the species originates from Asia, to “invasive carp”.

While arguing his case on the Senate floor, Hoffman said that referring to the fish as “Asian” was hurtful to some people.

What about those Africanized honeybees? Minnesota better get on that; I am sure the state has no other more important business to tend to.

Etiquette Lectures from the Gay Left

Posted by V the K at 1:59 pm - April 30, 2014.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness,Pop Culture

[HT: Peter H] The Washington Post has hired a new advice columnist.

“Steven Petrow will be joining our advice ranks,” declares the Post, “with a special emphasis on LGBT and straight etiquette issues.” Petrow, states his bio, is “the go-to source for modern manners…known as Mr. Manners.” Why was he chosen for the job?  He will tell you it’s largely because he’s the former president of the National Lesbian and Gay Journalists Association.

An expert on LGBT etiquette issues. Hmmm, I wonder what that’s like.

Q. Dear Mr Manners, I was attending an utterly fabu dinner party when one of the other guests casually mentioned that he voted for Romney. I promptly threw my glass of Chardonnay right in his face. I have since wondered if I had handled the situation properly. Any advice would be appreciated. – Sparkles

A. Gentle Reader, it was improper for you to throw a glass Chardonnay at your Republican guest; always use red wine when assaulting Republicans.

Q. Dear Mr Manners, my partner and I are planning a lovely June wedding. There’s a Muslim-owned bakery in town that makes splendid wedding cakes, but we are not sure how to approach them. What is your advice? – Harley

A. Gentle Reader, are you on crack? Find a Christian bakery and force them to do your cake. No one cares about their religious rights.

The other examples I thought of were kind of NSFW.

The Left’s War on Vocabulary Escalates

Posted by V the K at 9:32 am - April 29, 2014.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness


The “You Don’t Say” campaign is worried that the phrase “Man Up” is mean to homosexuals and oppresses and insults them. To be fair, they say the same about “That’s So Gay” and “Don’t Be A Pussy.” All of those phrases are on Duke’s word hit list.



Now, the Gay Left Hates Amazon

Posted by V the K at 11:24 am - April 25, 2014.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Amazon has an option called Amazon Smile that lets consumers donate a portion of the purchase price of any product they purchase to be donated to a charity of their choice. One of the options is the Boy Scouts of America.

Cue leftist outrage.

Amazon is a progressive company, and it’s a friend of the LGBT community. Jeff Bezos donated several million dollars to Washington State’s marriage equality campaign. And that was exactly why I started a petition asking Amazon to follow its own polices, and to delist the BSA until they stop discriminating against Scout leaders like Geoff.

They won’t stop until every dissenter’s face has been ground under their (assuredly fabulous) boots.

Progressives Want to Lecture You About Your Dating Life

Posted by V the K at 7:06 pm - April 23, 2014.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

In the Progressive Affirmative Action Utopia, you are no longer allowed to have a type, you are no longer allowed to choose whom you are attracted to; Diversity demands that you will date multi-culturally, otherwise, you’re a racist. Perhaps, there will be a well-funded agency to match couples inter-racially.

Since this is almost certainly provocative “controversial” link-bait from Slate, so I will link to the story on Weasel Zippers instead.

Hypersensitive Lefty Hissy-Fit Over Heteronormative Happy Meals

While we on the Right concern ourselves with little things like unsustainable debt and the erosion of the Rule of Law; the Left frets about this stuff: McDonald’s Gave Me the “Girl’s Toy” With My Happy Meal. So I Went to the CEO.

(Or, Safe Link to Weasel Zippers.)

In a series of 30 visits, we sent boys and girls, ages 7-11, into 15 McDonald’s stores to independently order a Happy Meal at the counter. We found that 92.9 percent of the time, the store, without asking, simply gave each child the toy that McDonald’s had designated for that child’s gender—a Justice fashion toy for girls and a Power Rangers toy for boys

McDonald’s is estimated to sell more than 1 billion Happy Meals each year. When it poses this question—“Do you want a boy’s toy or a girl’s toy?”—McDonald’s pressures innumerable children to conform to gender stereotypes.

Reading that temper tantrum over stuff-no-rational-person-could-possibly-care-about is causing me to do some gender stereotyping right now.

Bad Bullying Advice From Liberals

Posted by V the K at 1:39 pm - April 18, 2014.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness,Leftist Nutjobs

Short Version: If you’re going to be bullied anyway, you might as well kick back and enjoy it. Also, don’t report it when you’re bullied; bullies hate that.

Bloody Brilliant: Sean L’s comment that this code of conduct was inspired by Obama’s approach to foreign policy.


Lena Dunham Says Something Mind-Numbingly Stupid

Posted by V the K at 12:29 pm - April 10, 2014.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness,Identity Politics

Not exactly news, but whatever

“I have always felt a strong and emotional connection to members of the LGBTQ community. It was actually a huge disappointment for me when I came of age and realized that I was sexually attracted to men. So when my sister came out, I thought, ‘Thank God, now someone in this family can truly represent my beliefs and passions.’”

[She's on an HBO program that unmarried left-wing women like.]

The Ghey Left Finds Yet Another Thing to Whine About

Posted by V the K at 10:21 am - April 9, 2014.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Lesbian gets pulled over in San Francisco, blames homophobia.

There we sat in our car comforting each other after the officer drove away and we finally parked the car. We were both very upset. Unfairly targeted and forced to stay silent in the moment because of the balance of power, we could only replay what had just happened over and over.

Also, the reason that barrista put real milk in your caramel macchiato when you told her “Soy Milk” three times AND made her say it back to you just to be sure… homophobia.

Also, the reason your manager at the Fair Trade Locavore Matriarchal Food Co-Operative gave you the Saturday shift even though you told her you didn’t work weekends… homophobia.

Also, the reason your iPhone had spotty service and no 4G at the Womyn’s Leather Retreat… homophobia.

Yup, everything’s coming up homophobia.