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Rattling the Cages of Self-Righteous Tantrum Queens

Posted by V the K at 6:49 pm - May 16, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness,Unhinged Liberals

Tim Blair has committed a thoughtcrime so heinous, it’s driven the Twitterinas and Tumblrinas into fresh fits of faux-outrage.

In last week’s column I wrote about cross-dressing former Olympic US athlete Bruce Jenner. Regrettably, this upset some people.

SBS comedy writer Rebecca Shaw was particularly infuriated. “In the very first sentence [Blair] does everything you are not meant to do if you are a person who cares about the lives of transgender people. Or if you are just a decent person,” she wrote.

“He refers to Caitlyn as Bruce, says that Caitlyn ‘is’ a man, and misgenders her over and over. This is not satire, it is not funny, and it is disgraceful.”

All fair points. I would only offer in my defence that Jenner is technically still male. Then again, he was involved in a fatal car crash just a few weeks after deciding he’s now a woman, which at least demonstrates an impressive commitment to his new gender. Following many decades of competent driving, Jenner can no longer reverse park.

There’s more, but you get the idea.

When Did the Social Left Become the Sex Police?

Posted by V the K at 7:59 am - May 16, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness,Liberalism Run Amok

Remember when the left used to chant “Keep the Government Out of Our Bedrooms?” Ancient History. The modern Social Left is all in on Government Regulation of Intimate Human Relations.

The American Law Institute (ALI) will vote at its convention this coming week on whether to adopt a model penal code that would make “affirmative consent” when it come to sexual relations its official policy. Affirmative consent — or “yes means yes” — policies have already been adopted by many colleges and universities, and have become law in California and New York.

“Such a definition would shift the burden of proof onto the accused, something not currently permitted in the U.S. criminal justice system. The accused would have to prove that they received “communicated willingness.” This would mean that any time someone engages in sexual activity, they not only have to make sure they obtain this specific form of consent, but also proof of this consent. “

Consent forms for sex; brought to you by the Tranny Bathroom/Gay Marriage coalition.

[Don’t expect much posting from me today tomorrow; I’m off to North Carolina for a business meeting. So help me, if one more person says “Make sure to use the right bathroom, har-de-har-har,” I’m going to kirk.

Tyranny of the Selfish, Dumb, and Mentally Ill

Posted by V the K at 7:37 am - April 25, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness,Unhinged Liberals

A Special Snowflake of the “Non-Binary” variety whined to Preezy Obama that it and people like it “literally have no rights.” Jazz Shaw responds.

Wait… you “literally have no rights?” I realize this took place in England and we have no control over that, but the parallel to America is being widely cited in the media and she specifically referenced North Carolina. So at least in our country, exactly what rights are you being denied as a “non-binary” person? Our rights in this country are not gender specific, just as they aren’t race specific or bound to your religion, your height, your weight or anything else. The only ones I can think of where there’s even a question are marriage (which isn’t a “right” but has already been taken care of in the Supreme Court) and bathrooms, which do not fall under the Bill of Rights, but rather common decency.

Is someone beating you up or otherwise harming or threatening to harm you because of your “non-binary” status? That’s already against the law, and it’s equally illegal to beat up all of the boring old “binary” citizens as well. Are you being silenced by the government or barred from attending the church you belong to? Is someone telling you that you can’t own and carry a gun? (Okay, that last one is probably true depending where you live, but trust me… it’s not just you.) So what are these “rights” that you are being denied on the basis of your “non-binary” or “transgender” status or whichever of the rest of the 58 new gender definitions Facebook offers that you picked?

Derek Hunter at Townhall suggests that the reason there is a massive social obsession with whether people who are confused about their sexual identity should be allowed to barge into whatever bathroom they feel like is because having solved all the major problems of society… nobody is going hungry, nobody is really impoverished, nobody has to go without some sort of shelter … all we’re left is fights over triggers and microaggressions.  There is some truth in that, but I think the other half is that our real problems… crushing national debt, fiscal unsustainability, economic decline, triumphalist Mohammedanism… are problems whose solutions are difficult and politically incorrect. It’s more advantageous for politicians to gin up phony baloney problems like transgender bathrooms, or the wage gap, or “climate change” that are easier to manipulate.

Dumb and Dumber

Posted by V the K at 2:42 pm - April 20, 2016.
Filed under: Academia,Gay PC Silliness

An LGBT (Lesbian Gay Bullying Totalitarian) social justice wanker decided to make some sort of point about gay suicides or something by hanging nooses in rainbow colors from a tree at an Asylum of Higher Learning in Tennessee. However, some of the other inmates got all scared and offended and stuff.

 “At Austin Peay University in Tennessee, the campus erupted in outrage when rainbow nooses were discovered hanging from a tree. Social media exploded and every social justice warrior on campus felt the need to express their displeasure. But later, it was discovered that the nooses were an art project by a student looking to draw attention to the high number of suicides in the LGBT community.”

Yeah, not even the wankers can understand each others’ points any more. Besides, isn’t it cultural appropriation for an LGBTQAA69IAXXXYZ artist to use nooses in a display?

Would the nooses have been okay if Sarah Palin and Ted Cruz had been hanging from them?

I’m not really sure how hanging rainbow colored nooses in a tree was supposed to help suicidal gay folk, but whatever.

“Only a Bigot Would Be Offended by the Sight of Another Woman’s Penis”

Posted by V the K at 7:28 am - April 19, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Fundamentally Transformed, we have been.

Transgender and unisex bathroom regulations empower terrible people. Sexual predators are diabolical, and the worst thing the law can do is to make access to women and girls in their most vulnerable and private moments easy for predators. It’s insane.

Bathroom controversies demonstrate the evolving priorities of the radical left. Protecting women from harassment is yesterday’s fight. Today it’s time to smash gender and eradicate sex differences. After all, only a bigot would be offended by the sight of another woman’s penis.

The Queer Left and Its Hatred of Parents and Other Adults

Posted by V the K at 7:05 am - April 14, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

‘Adultism’ is the latest form of hate, or privilege, or whatever

Parents know what’s best for their children? At the risk of tossing tons of other scenarios aside, we LGBTQIA+ kids have heard that last one plenty while trying to grow up while out. Parents say we’re not bi. Or queer. Or a boy. Or non-binary.
They give us labels at birth and expect us to adhere to them. And when we don’t? Certainly it’s because our parents simply know us better than we know ourselves.
It couldn’t possibly be that parents are — gasp! — people who are ultimately a different being than their children.
But what of my suggested inability to provide parental advice when I’m not a parent myself? Okay, I give you that one. But the thing is that article wasn’t on parental advice.
It was an article on children’s basic human rights, which we tend to so grossly overlook.
How did that point so quickly get turned right back around to focus on the parents instead of the children?
Because adultism. . . .

Douchiness Knows No Gender

Posted by V the K at 3:21 pm - April 13, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

This columnist may be confused but hyx gender, but no one else can doubt what an obnoxious douche-canoe hyx is.

The year: 2005. The city: New York. The place: a nice restaurant — the kind with bathroom attendants who hand you a towel after you finish your business. I was having dinner with some LGBT colleagues when I excused myself and headed to the facilities — one labeled for men, the other for women, facing each other across a small hallway. Between them stood an employee, who looked me up and down and opened the men’s room door for me.

How polite? Hardly. Instead of thanking him, I explained how presumptuous he had been in deciding my bathroom preference for me. I tried in vain to explain how “gender identity” (the way individuals perceive themselves) is different from “biological sex” (generally indicated by a person’s genitalia, or sex assigned at birth).

Apparently, delivering lectures to working class people for being insufficiently PC is the very definition of Civility to the Gay Left.

To normal folks, it’s just obnoxious.

Seriously, any pretentious twit who sees an act of politeness as an opportunity to lecture on political correctness (thereby signaling their PC superiority) is a douchenozzle. Full stop.

If any social juicebox wanker asks me (as they are taught to ask) “What pronoun should I use for you?” My response will be, “How dare you! I refuse to let you objectify me and deny my humanity be reducing me to a pronoun in service of some political agenda. It’s degrading and dehumanizing and I refuse to participate.”


Posted by V the K at 7:23 am - April 12, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness,Leftist Nutjobs

The left is absolutely obsessed with brainwashing children.

A Tampa, Florida, mother was livid after her seventh grade daughter brought home an assignment – from her Spanish class – asking about students’ so-called privilege.

Apparently, being a white-skinned child automatically means you’re “privileged” and by implication guilty. The teacher in question also felt that the 12-year-old children should announce whether they were intersex or “genderqueer.”

If You Thought the Girl Scout Cookie Thing Was the Stupidest Thing You Would Read Today…

Posted by V the K at 5:01 pm - April 5, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

… Think Again: Washington Post Juicebox Wanker: I have a serious reason for raising my cats gender-neutral.

The cats’ lives wouldn’t change, I reasoned, and it would help me learn to use plural pronouns for my friends, neighbors and colleagues who individually go by they, their and them. Even though using they, them and their as singular pronouns grates on many people because it’s grammatically incorrect, it seems to be the most popular solution to the question of how to identify people without requiring them to conform to the gender binary of female and male. It also just feels right to refer to people as they wish to be referred to.

Not to mention, since Transgendereds are really trendy right now, it got “freelance writer Lauren Taylor” a story in the Washington Post and makes her a finalist when she runs into her other wankers at Whole Foods or and they hold their weekly “Wankers Trying to Out-Virtue-Signal Other Wankers” contest.

I don’t really care if one deranged woman decides she is going to use her “fur-children” as stand-ins for people she may or may not know who may or may not suffer from the trendy mental illness of gender dysphoria.  But that a major newspaper thought this was newsworthy is fracking ridonkulous.

Just in Case You Weren’t Convinced Left-Wing SJW’s Are Completely Insane

A college student in Scotland has been targeted with violating a ‘Safe Space’ because she raised her hand in the course of a group discussion.

 A university student was threatened with being thrown out of a meeting after being accused of violating “safe space” rules – by raising her hand.

Ms Wilson, 22, was subject to a “safe space complaint” over her supposedly “inappropriate hand gestures” during a student council meeting.

Among the rules the left would like to impose on all of us is the idea that you can never, ever do anything that might make a neurotically hypersensitive individual in any way uncomfortable.

According to the association’s rules, student council meetings should be held in a “safe space environment”, defined as “a space which is welcoming and safe and includes the prohibition of discriminatory language and actions”.

This includes “refraining from hand gestures which denote disagreement”, or “in any other way indicating disagreement with a point or points being made”.

According to ‘Safe Space’ rules, you are not allowed to indicate disagreement by making any forbidden gesture… nodding your head, shaking your head, shrugging, jazz hands… all forbidden because they are “triggering.”

According to EUSA safe space rules, only gestures that indicate agreement are “permissible”, and then only as long as “these gestures are generally understood and not used in an intimidating manner.”

This isn’t about sensitivity to the feelings of idiots; this is a means for the left to control discussion and punish those who dissent from the One Acceptable Politically Correct Viewpoint.

Is this “Homophobic?”

Posted by V the K at 9:38 am - March 28, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Asking for a friend. (I guess I should also explain that Ford, Chevy, and Dodge refer to makes (brands) of pick-up trucks, as some people may need to have that explained to them.)


If this has triggered, traumatized, or otherwise hurt your feelers, please proceed immediately to your nearest “safe space.” Coloring books, plush toys, and hugs from lonely zoftig girls with bad dye jobs will be provided.

Hatred and Derangement

Posted by V the K at 5:14 pm - March 24, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

A writer at the left-wing Huffington Post is happy about a young American being sentenced to 15 years of hard labor in North Korea because he’s a white man and as such he deserves it.

I am not making this up.

I’m a black woman though. The hopeless fear Warmbier is now experiencing is my daily reality living in a country where white men like him are willfully oblivious to my suffering even as they are complicit in maintaining the power structures which ensure their supremacy at my expense.

Yes, this country is so racist and discriminatory it lets a complete idiot like you rant about privilege on a popular leftwing website.

But, sadly, she is not this week’s most stupidest leftist. The leading contender for that award goes to the deranged university professor who has threatened to call 911 every time the ROTC does practice drills because they make her feel unsafe.

I am also not making that up.

Also in news of gun-hating derangement, the state of New Jersey is prosecuting an actor for using a prop gun, because it violates New Jersey’s scheme of “Common Sense Gun Laws;” the kind of laws the left wants implemented nationally.

I can’t make anything up more stupid than the left really is.

Oh, and on an unrelated note, the little boy who was used as a stage prop when Obama signed Obamacare into law has gone tranny. Ain’t it funny how many people are deciding they want to be trannies? I mean, given how much society hates trannies and never rewards them with fame, popularity, or special treatment, it’s kinda weird how so many people are signing up for that.

The NFL Pressured the Rams to Draft Michael Sam

Posted by V the K at 1:59 pm - March 24, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Apparently, the league was so keen to appease the PC Gay Left that they made a deal with the Rams to make sure they drafted a gay player, even if it turns out he wasn’t really so good.

It will be so much better when an openly gay player makes the NFL on the basis of actually being really good at playing football; and not as an affirmative action hire to appease people who don’t much care for football anyway.

Gay Men Are No Longer Oppressed, says the Crazy Left

Posted by V the K at 8:05 pm - March 23, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Ilion spotted this:  Left-Wing Activist Group Wants to Expel Gay Men from the Oppressed Victims Club.

The National Union of Students’ LGBT Campaign—a coalition of British student-activists—passed a motion to end committee representation for gay men, because they aren’t as oppressed as other LGBT individuals: like students of color and transgender students.

According to Pink News, delegates at the LGBT Campaign’s yearly gathering decided that “Misogyny, transphobia, racism and biphobia are often present in LGBT+ societies. This is unfortunately more likely to occur when the society is dominated by white cis gay men.”

“Cis” is a left-wing word meaning ‘mentally healthy.’

There was other silliness as well, as there invariably is when left-wing activists get together. “One asserted that the ‘A’ often found in the LGBT+ acronym should and must always stand for “ace” (as in, asexual), rather than “ally.”  So, that exceedingly important issue of our time was worked out before they broke out for a locally sourced vegan “mid-day dining opportunity.” (The word “lunch” being a tool of patriarchal oppression. {No, they didn’t say that, but $10 says if you infiltrated the meeting, you could get them to vote on that}).

So, if gay men are not oppressed, can’t we disband all those stupid activist groups?

When Stupid Political Correctness, Environmental, Social Justice and Immigration Policies Collide

Posted by V the K at 10:22 am - March 19, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

The stupid ‘Earth Hour’ stunt wherein ManBearPig Cultists pretend to live in North Korea for one hour as a sort of prayer to Gaia to save the transgendered polar bears or something… may be canceled in one Swedish town because Sweden’s stupid immigration policy has let in too many Mohammedan rapists and it’s more politically correct to cancel the stupid ‘Earth Hour’ stunt than it is to arrest or deport the rapists.

The small Swedish town of Östersund — population 44,300 — is presently living in a state of fear. Police have instructed women to not go outside alone at night following a spate of sex attacks, and police patrol in search of the perpetrators who have so far avoided capture.

There have now been 14 separate reports of sex attacks in the town, with victims ranging from grown women to 10-year-old girls. Police have refused to release details of the suspects they are seeking — as is usual in a country where police took the decision last year to combat racism by not discussing the ethnicities of crime suspects — but victims have described “foreign origin” attackers.

The danger is considered so great the symbolic act of turning the town’s municipal lights off for one hour is considered too much of a risk, and police have requested the event be cancelled.

Political correctness is, once again, an excuse for denying reality.

BTW: Someone in Sweden is poisoning dogs with rat poison. This most certainly has nothing to do with the religion of peace.

Sing It, Sister

Posted by V the K at 8:16 pm - March 16, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Does RS McCain know about this chick?

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JJ Abrams Says There Should Be Gay Characters in ‘Star Wars’

Posted by V the K at 12:30 pm - February 29, 2016.
Filed under: Big Hollywood,Gay PC Silliness

This was an easy story to comment on:


Social Justice Bizarro World

Posted by V the K at 5:37 pm - February 23, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness


Must Real Feminists Be Vegans?

Posted by V the K at 9:25 pm - February 22, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

There is an argument to be made for that. An argument made by insane people… for insane people.

The main argument you will likely hear in favour of feminist vegetarianism is that of linked oppression. Basically the idea is that women are consistently objectified in a morally problematic way that is very similar to the way animals are objectified.

You see, great feminist thinkers have insisted that “female animals are particularly oppressed” because “we consume animal products which must come from female bodies (i.e., milk and eggs)” and “this can be understood as a type of male domination of female bodies.” And so, obviously,

Many feminist theorists have therefore recommended that refraining from consuming animals and their products is a necessary step toward undercutting patriarchal power. It will not only benefit non-human animals, but also work to undermine the entire system [that] disadvantages women.

But on the other hand.

Being vegetarian or vegan involves a kind of privilege, and we do not want to make the moral ideal one that can only be accessed by those already privileged in society.

But I need not worry about this dilemma, because I am not insane.

Pass the bacon.

Hey, Look, Preachy SJW Bullshirt

Posted by V the K at 10:26 pm - February 21, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Some spazz at HuffPo turned the “Pseudo-scientific claptrap and social justice trope” generator up to 11 and it spat out this article.


Basically amounting to a long-winded, jargon-laden lecture that boils down to “Doctors should treat transgendered patients like any other patients, but also pander to their mental disorder.” [With a subtext of “Look at me how clever and tolerant I am for coming up with this.”]