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If You Thought the Girl Scout Cookie Thing Was the Stupidest Thing You Would Read Today…

Posted by V the K at 5:01 pm - April 5, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

… Think Again: Washington Post Juicebox Wanker: I have a serious reason for raising my cats gender-neutral.

The cats’ lives wouldn’t change, I reasoned, and it would help me learn to use plural pronouns for my friends, neighbors and colleagues who individually go by they, their and them. Even though using they, them and their as singular pronouns grates on many people because it’s grammatically incorrect, it seems to be the most popular solution to the question of how to identify people without requiring them to conform to the gender binary of female and male. It also just feels right to refer to people as they wish to be referred to.

Not to mention, since Transgendereds are really trendy right now, it got “freelance writer Lauren Taylor” a story in the Washington Post and makes her a finalist when she runs into her other wankers at Whole Foods or and they hold their weekly “Wankers Trying to Out-Virtue-Signal Other Wankers” contest.

I don’t really care if one deranged woman decides she is going to use her “fur-children” as stand-ins for people she may or may not know who may or may not suffer from the trendy mental illness of gender dysphoria.  But that a major newspaper thought this was newsworthy is fracking ridonkulous.

Just in Case You Weren’t Convinced Left-Wing SJW’s Are Completely Insane

A college student in Scotland has been targeted with violating a ‘Safe Space’ because she raised her hand in the course of a group discussion.

 A university student was threatened with being thrown out of a meeting after being accused of violating “safe space” rules – by raising her hand.

Ms Wilson, 22, was subject to a “safe space complaint” over her supposedly “inappropriate hand gestures” during a student council meeting.

Among the rules the left would like to impose on all of us is the idea that you can never, ever do anything that might make a neurotically hypersensitive individual in any way uncomfortable.

According to the association’s rules, student council meetings should be held in a “safe space environment”, defined as “a space which is welcoming and safe and includes the prohibition of discriminatory language and actions”.

This includes “refraining from hand gestures which denote disagreement”, or “in any other way indicating disagreement with a point or points being made”.

According to ‘Safe Space’ rules, you are not allowed to indicate disagreement by making any forbidden gesture… nodding your head, shaking your head, shrugging, jazz hands… all forbidden because they are “triggering.”

According to EUSA safe space rules, only gestures that indicate agreement are “permissible”, and then only as long as “these gestures are generally understood and not used in an intimidating manner.”

This isn’t about sensitivity to the feelings of idiots; this is a means for the left to control discussion and punish those who dissent from the One Acceptable Politically Correct Viewpoint.

Is this “Homophobic?”

Posted by V the K at 9:38 am - March 28, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Asking for a friend. (I guess I should also explain that Ford, Chevy, and Dodge refer to makes (brands) of pick-up trucks, as some people may need to have that explained to them.)

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If this has triggered, traumatized, or otherwise hurt your feelers, please proceed immediately to your nearest “safe space.” Coloring books, plush toys, and hugs from lonely zoftig girls with bad dye jobs will be provided.

Hatred and Derangement

Posted by V the K at 5:14 pm - March 24, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

A writer at the left-wing Huffington Post is happy about a young American being sentenced to 15 years of hard labor in North Korea because he’s a white man and as such he deserves it.

I am not making this up.

I’m a black woman though. The hopeless fear Warmbier is now experiencing is my daily reality living in a country where white men like him are willfully oblivious to my suffering even as they are complicit in maintaining the power structures which ensure their supremacy at my expense.

Yes, this country is so racist and discriminatory it lets a complete idiot like you rant about privilege on a popular leftwing website.

But, sadly, she is not this week’s most stupidest leftist. The leading contender for that award goes to the deranged university professor who has threatened to call 911 every time the ROTC does practice drills because they make her feel unsafe.

I am also not making that up.

Also in news of gun-hating derangement, the state of New Jersey is prosecuting an actor for using a prop gun, because it violates New Jersey’s scheme of “Common Sense Gun Laws;” the kind of laws the left wants implemented nationally.

I can’t make anything up more stupid than the left really is.

Oh, and on an unrelated note, the little boy who was used as a stage prop when Obama signed Obamacare into law has gone tranny. Ain’t it funny how many people are deciding they want to be trannies? I mean, given how much society hates trannies and never rewards them with fame, popularity, or special treatment, it’s kinda weird how so many people are signing up for that.

The NFL Pressured the Rams to Draft Michael Sam

Posted by V the K at 1:59 pm - March 24, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Apparently, the league was so keen to appease the PC Gay Left that they made a deal with the Rams to make sure they drafted a gay player, even if it turns out he wasn’t really so good.

It will be so much better when an openly gay player makes the NFL on the basis of actually being really good at playing football; and not as an affirmative action hire to appease people who don’t much care for football anyway.

Gay Men Are No Longer Oppressed, says the Crazy Left

Posted by V the K at 8:05 pm - March 23, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Ilion spotted this:  Left-Wing Activist Group Wants to Expel Gay Men from the Oppressed Victims Club.

The National Union of Students’ LGBT Campaign—a coalition of British student-activists—passed a motion to end committee representation for gay men, because they aren’t as oppressed as other LGBT individuals: like students of color and transgender students.

According to Pink News, delegates at the LGBT Campaign’s yearly gathering decided that “Misogyny, transphobia, racism and biphobia are often present in LGBT+ societies. This is unfortunately more likely to occur when the society is dominated by white cis gay men.”

“Cis” is a left-wing word meaning ‘mentally healthy.’

There was other silliness as well, as there invariably is when left-wing activists get together. “One asserted that the ‘A’ often found in the LGBT+ acronym should and must always stand for “ace” (as in, asexual), rather than “ally.”  So, that exceedingly important issue of our time was worked out before they broke out for a locally sourced vegan “mid-day dining opportunity.” (The word “lunch” being a tool of patriarchal oppression. {No, they didn’t say that, but $10 says if you infiltrated the meeting, you could get them to vote on that}).

So, if gay men are not oppressed, can’t we disband all those stupid activist groups?

When Stupid Political Correctness, Environmental, Social Justice and Immigration Policies Collide

Posted by V the K at 10:22 am - March 19, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

The stupid ‘Earth Hour’ stunt wherein ManBearPig Cultists pretend to live in North Korea for one hour as a sort of prayer to Gaia to save the transgendered polar bears or something… may be canceled in one Swedish town because Sweden’s stupid immigration policy has let in too many Mohammedan rapists and it’s more politically correct to cancel the stupid ‘Earth Hour’ stunt than it is to arrest or deport the rapists.

The small Swedish town of Östersund — population 44,300 — is presently living in a state of fear. Police have instructed women to not go outside alone at night following a spate of sex attacks, and police patrol in search of the perpetrators who have so far avoided capture.

There have now been 14 separate reports of sex attacks in the town, with victims ranging from grown women to 10-year-old girls. Police have refused to release details of the suspects they are seeking — as is usual in a country where police took the decision last year to combat racism by not discussing the ethnicities of crime suspects — but victims have described “foreign origin” attackers.

The danger is considered so great the symbolic act of turning the town’s municipal lights off for one hour is considered too much of a risk, and police have requested the event be cancelled.

Political correctness is, once again, an excuse for denying reality.

BTW: Someone in Sweden is poisoning dogs with rat poison. This most certainly has nothing to do with the religion of peace.

Sing It, Sister

Posted by V the K at 8:16 pm - March 16, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Does RS McCain know about this chick?

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JJ Abrams Says There Should Be Gay Characters in ‘Star Wars’

Posted by V the K at 12:30 pm - February 29, 2016.
Filed under: Big Hollywood,Gay PC Silliness

This was an easy story to comment on:

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Social Justice Bizarro World

Posted by V the K at 5:37 pm - February 23, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

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Must Real Feminists Be Vegans?

Posted by V the K at 9:25 pm - February 22, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

There is an argument to be made for that. An argument made by insane people… for insane people.

The main argument you will likely hear in favour of feminist vegetarianism is that of linked oppression. Basically the idea is that women are consistently objectified in a morally problematic way that is very similar to the way animals are objectified.

You see, great feminist thinkers have insisted that “female animals are particularly oppressed” because “we consume animal products which must come from female bodies (i.e., milk and eggs)” and “this can be understood as a type of male domination of female bodies.” And so, obviously,

Many feminist theorists have therefore recommended that refraining from consuming animals and their products is a necessary step toward undercutting patriarchal power. It will not only benefit non-human animals, but also work to undermine the entire system [that] disadvantages women.

But on the other hand.

Being vegetarian or vegan involves a kind of privilege, and we do not want to make the moral ideal one that can only be accessed by those already privileged in society.

But I need not worry about this dilemma, because I am not insane.

Pass the bacon.

Hey, Look, Preachy SJW Bullshirt

Posted by V the K at 10:26 pm - February 21, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Some spazz at HuffPo turned the “Pseudo-scientific claptrap and social justice trope” generator up to 11 and it spat out this article.

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Basically amounting to a long-winded, jargon-laden lecture that boils down to “Doctors should treat transgendered patients like any other patients, but also pander to their mental disorder.” [With a subtext of "Look at me how clever and tolerant I am for coming up with this."]

Angry Feminist Is Angry

Posted by V the K at 10:32 am - February 9, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

If the fanatically pro-abortion feminists at NARAL were trying to persuade us they are not fanatically pro-abortion feminists, they came up a little short by putting out shrill, deranged tweets during the SuperBowl attacking pretty much every commercial for not advancing the femiist agenda (because, you know, that’s what SuperBowl commercials are supposed to do). They were furious that a Doritos commercial depicted a non-aborted baby.

They were furious at a Hyundai commercial because it depicted a woman being attracted to a man. Then, they got mad at Hyundai for showing a father caring about his daughter. They were furious at Snickers for “transphobia” and “objectifying women.” They were furious at Audi for not depicting a female astronaut in their commercial.

Their tweets read like parodies of how anti-feminists would depict humorless, angry, radical feminists. But they are not parodies. This is what the left is. Everything must serve the political agenda. Every commercial must advance the cause. (At least they got a thoroughly politicized half-time show from Beyoncé.)  Life should be nothing but an endless series of lectures on how wrong you are.

As the Ayatollah Khomeini said, “An Islamic regime must be serious in every field. There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humor in Islam. There is no fun in Islam. There can be no fun and joy in whatever is serious.”

So is it also with feminism.

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Wesley Crusher Apologizes to Feminists for Supporting Bernie Sanders

Posted by V the K at 6:14 am - February 4, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

Not the headline I wanted to write, but Bruce and Dan would not have approved had I written “Wil Wheaton Is a Mewling P—y boy.”

Anyway, Hillary-supporting feminists have many things wadded and many deposits of silicon-oxide in their nether regions because some of the beta-male Sandernistas have said rude things about Hillary.  Thus, Wil Wheaton must apologize and beg the feminists for their forgiveness.

I’m going to acknowledge my privilege right now, before I get into this. Because I’m a middle-aged white dude, I don’t have the same experience in life that … well, pretty much everyone else who isn’t has. I know that the world is set up to make life for people like me as easy as possible (Scalzi’s “lowest difficulty” setting), and even though I try to see from outside of my own limited perspective, I don’t always succeed.

I honestly didn’t know until today that there’s this subset of Sanders supporters who apparently attack Clinton supporters with really awful and shitty misogynistic behavior. I didn’t know that this same group of people apparently goes after non-white supporters, as well. Knowing what I know now, I wouldn’t have said a thing that could even remotely be mistaken as defending them, because I find people like that despicable, regardless of who they align themselves with politically.

I know that this sounds like “hashtag not all Sanders supporters” but the Sanders supporters and activists I interact with daily don’t support or engage in that behavior. I honestly thought, after seeing “Bernie Bros” thrown around on a daily basis, that it was being used to describe all of us who believe in Senator Sanders’ platform, as opposed to a shitty group of shitty people (who I honestly can’t believe are genuine progressives like the rest of us who want Bernie to get the nomination). Again, I recognize that this lack of awareness is directly tied to my privilege. I don’t want that to be an excuse, but it’s just the truth, and it’s more than a little embarrassing to me.

Doesn’t reading this stuff make you glad you’re not a liberal?

Hilarity Ensues

Posted by V the K at 10:52 am - October 20, 2015.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

A feminist is tired of all the feminist gamma-males who pretend to be all about GRRL Power just so they can get laid.

From the man who opened a text conversation with a photo of his naked chest and encouraged me to reciprocate in the name of the Free The Nipple movement, to the fellow who agonised over accepting a blowjob because, despite enjoying them, he found the act simply too degrading to let me perform; dating male feminists turned out to be one of the least empowering decisions I’ve ever made.

Then there was the gentleman who messaged me every second day to ask my fem-pinion on everything from vajazzling to Lena Dunham’s memoir. When I finally asked him to cool his jets, he responded furiously that I should be grateful for his incessant questions and I was lucky a man wanted to hear my opinion at all.

Have fun growing old with your cats, sweetie.

I like this comment:

I have similar dating advice for men, don’t date a female feminist, because they fall into two categories, female supremacists or misandrists. Just as the racist will say he has a black friend, the man-hating bigot female supremacist will claim she likes some males. Pride based on gender, race or religion is the flip – side of the coin of bigotry.

The ‘Modern Man’ Navy

Posted by V the K at 2:13 pm - October 8, 2015.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

In Obama’s Navy, officers are now indoctrinated about ‘Male Privilege.’

The US Navy’s Bureau of Medicine & Surgery is now teaching its members about the dangers of “male privilege,” giving examples of ways that men use such privilege to get what they want.

The document outlining “male privilege” can be found on the US Navy’s Bureau of Medicine & Surgery’s official page and was first reported by the Social Memo.

You know what real privilege is? Being in the position to lecture other people about their privilege.

The Modern Wussy Pajama Boy

Posted by V the K at 10:27 am - October 8, 2015.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

The New York Times version of the ‘Modern Man’ sounds like a ‘Liberal Woman.’

When the modern man buys shoes for his spouse, he doesn’t have to ask her sister for the size. And he knows which brands run big or small.

Does the modern man have a melon baller? What do you think? How else would the cantaloupe, watermelon and honeydew he serves be so uniformly shaped?

The modern man has no use for a gun. He doesn’t own one, and he never will.

No, the Modern Wuss has no use for a gun. So how does the Modern Man defend his family and Melon Baller. Answer, he doesn’t.

The modern man lies on the side of the bed closer to the door. If an intruder gets in, he will try to fight him off, so that his wife has a chance to get away.

Basically, the liberal pussies in the media want masculinity defined so that wussy metrosexuals count.

The modern man cries. He cries often.

Mostly out of shame. Also, because people are always stealing his melon-baller and his wife is cheating on him with a real man.

This Seems Kind of Stupid and Petty

Posted by V the K at 10:58 pm - September 29, 2015.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness

So this gay couple drove two states over to buy two pizzas from Memories Pizza and make a video of themselves doing same. They served the pizzas at a gay wedding reception.

What asinine point were they trying to make
?

Michael Sam Cannot Accept That He Just Isn’t As Good As People Who Don’t Like Football Think He Is

Posted by V the K at 1:13 pm - September 29, 2015.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness,Gay Politics

Michael Sam is claiming the only reason he doesn’t play in the NFL is because of the gay thing. (Because, remember how he got absolutely no support from anyone when he tried out for the NFL? Remember how brave and courageous nobody said he was?)

Cut. Jib. Newsletter. has a riposte.

I wonder whether Sam realizes that NFL teams gleefully employ murderers, strong-arm robbers, drug dealers, drunk drivers, wife beaters (did I miss anything?) and other assorted delights. In fact, the only thing they don’t like is the conservative and religious values of Tim Tebow! If Michael Sam were good enough to play in the NFL, he would be playing in the NFL. That he couldn’t cut it in the Canadian Football League is a powerful argument that he just isn’t good enough! After all, Canada is an enlightened, modern country, without America’s irrational hatred of homosexuals.

With the Left, It’s Always Subtraction by Division

If the Progressive Left had a mission statement, I think it would read like this. “To constantly and forever categorize and divide people into special interest groups based on race, sex, sexual orientation, national origin, religion and other factors and keep them forever in conflict so that we can forever grow Government power to manage the conflict.”

Case in point.

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The Queer Undocumented Immigrant Project (QUIP), a program of United We Dream seeks to organize and empower Undocumented Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer immigrants, LGBTQ immigrants and allies to address social and systemic barriers that affect themselves and the broader LGBTQ & immigrant community.

QUIP’s vision is to transform the immigrant and LGBTQ movements, to adopt an intersectional analysis in their efforts to advance and build power for the rights of both communities.