So, here’s what’s been going on with the leading candidates from both parties (plus one wannabe Napoleon).
- Donald Trump: I don’t like the Keystone XL pipeline because I don’t want America to be buying oil from those shifty Canadians.
- Bernie Sanders: People who refuse to accept the dogma of anthropogenic Global Warming (Climate Change) must be prosecuted so that we can aggressively enact the Green Agenda.
- Hillary Clinton: Second Amendment? That’s just for muskets and hunting rifles.
- Mike Bloomberg: The guy who wants to make both guns and soda pop illegal is also considering dropping his tiny hat in the ring.
This may be an election in which determining the lesser of two evils is nearly impossible. If neither party nominates anyone sane, I will be taking a good long look at the Libertarians this time around.
I was just editing Book 12 of my SciFi ebook series and I had totally forgotten than Donald Trump, in hologram form, makes a cameo appearance. He is the host at a giant casino on Ganymede that features the solar system’s largest and classiest sexateria.