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“Rape Horticulture”

Posted by V the K at 10:43 am - February 14, 2018.
Filed under: Humor

I initially mistook him for a serious lefty, but Tyler Baines-Cadbury is my new favorite troll.

A reminder on Valentines Day that flowers cannot consent to being picked. What’s more, offering mutilated plant genitals to a female in exchange for access to her genitals is profiting directly from rape culture. This is known as rape horticulture.


Rape Horticulture is a serious issue that affects 95% of all flowers at some point in their lives.


When you can literally go to the countryside and be surrounded by whole fields of rape, that’s when you understand that as a society we still have a long way to go.

I will send him money.

Last Minute Stocking Stuffer

Posted by V the K at 8:31 am - December 20, 2017.
Filed under: Humor

IMHO, the model in this image seems to be a little too into it.

Satire Increasingly Indistinguishable from Actual News Coverage

Posted by V the K at 7:42 pm - November 22, 2017.
Filed under: Holidays,Humor

Turkey pardoned by Trump had multiple contacts with Russian officials

Grav E. Gobbles, a 4-year-old bird from western Minnesota, received a pardon Tuesday during a ceremony in the Rose Garden. But how Gobbles was able to secure a presidential pardon has come under scrutiny, sources say.

According to sources, Gobbles met privately on multiple occasions with Russian officials over the past year, leading some to allege a pumpkin pie-to-play scheme. In one instance, for example, Gobbles spoke with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak, though the details of what was discussed are still unknown.

In fairness to Duffelblog, the Democrat Media Complex did find some petty nonsense to whine about at the (stupid) Turkey Pardon Ceremony. And other leftists went into poo-flinging Trump Derangement. And MSDNC anchor Joy Reid says Trump derangement now makes her hate the Turkey pardoning nonsense as much as I do, albeit only because she is out of her mind with Trump derangement. I just hate stupid, childish political pageants. Just eat the damn thing or feed it to homeless veterans or whatever.


Posted by V the K at 7:40 am - November 9, 2017.
Filed under: Humor

“Boys, I’d like you to say hello to your new Scoutmasters, Kevin Spacey and Charlie Sheen.”

Who Wore It Better?

Posted by V the K at 7:54 am - October 21, 2017.
Filed under: Humor

Tip of the Helmet

Pepper Balls Speaks

Posted by Jeff (ILoveCapitalism) at 5:35 pm - August 25, 2017.
Filed under: Humor,Liberalism Run Amok,Stupid Criminals,Unhinged Liberals

I found this video message, from the Alt Left’s very own Pepper Balls, pretty funny. (CORRECTION – It’s just satire.)

UPDATE: Pepper Balls himself stated it’s not him. It’s still funny. 🙂 What really happened is also funny.

UPDATE: Here is the difference between activism and the Alt Left.

MLK compared to Antifa; love non-violence and open face, compared to hate violence and masks

How fake can leftie protests get? This fake

Posted by Jeff (ILoveCapitalism) at 11:59 am - August 22, 2017.
Filed under: Conservative Positivity,Gay Culture,Humor

Louder with Crowder discovers that left-wing homosexuals are “a blast, fun to be around”. (OK, Crowder knew already.)

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Then and now

Then and now; Nazi beating down free speech then, Google beating down free speech now

I daresay that the reference is not only to the James Damore situation (which technically is not about free speech; it’s more about working conditions and the illegal, retaliatory firing of a whistleblower), but also to:

  • Youtube censoring conservatives and alt-media, bringing on left-wing extremist groups to do it;
  • the allegations of Google helping Hillary by biasing its search-term auto-completes, etc.

Anyway, Alphabet Inc. has a lot of ‘splainin to do.

And we’re fools if we think Google is not biased. I’ve noticed that other search engines are more complete, when it comes to indexing/returning GayPatriot articles.

From the comments (thanks V):

New Google logo, spelled G-u-u-l-a-g

Karma comes for Fauxcahontas

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Elizabeth Warren’s opponent, Shiva Ayyadurai, says with a smile “Only a real Indian can defeat the fake Indian”. He sent Warren a “23andMe” DNA home-testing kit. Which she refused.

He also published the result of his test. Though obviously Asian Indian, he happens to test as 0.1% Native American.

I don’t know what this guy’s chances are in the leftie state of Massachusetts, but he’s pleasant and knows how to use laughter to reach people.

In fairness to Warren: she claims to be 1/32 Native American on family history, so she might easily test as 3% or more of Native American, beating Ayyadurai. But that’s beside the point. The point is: SHE made it all relevant. The blue-eyed, chalky-white, blonde Warren checked “Native American” on her Harvard University job application – and has given only faux-apologizes, at best, for her absurd claim.

And she’s fake in other ways – like being a multi-millionaire who works for Wall Street’s interests while having claimed to be the creator of Occupy Wall Street, on the barricades with the working class – but enough for today.

Odds and Ends of the Day

Posted by V the K at 11:38 pm - August 2, 2017.
Filed under: Humor

Idiot CNN Democrat Media Operative (but I multiply repeat myself) think the poem on the Statue of Liberty is the legal basis for American Immigration policy. As a matter of law, ‘American Colossus’ has about the same legal standing as the ‘Meow Mix’ jingle.

Acosta’s idiot Democrat Media colleagues shout in their echo chamber that pointing out the historical fact that the poem was added to the statue later (and still has no legal bearing on US Immigration policy) is white supremacist talk.

Considering the gay dude who invented the poke and became a billionaire failed to buy a New York House seat for his husband, do you think Mark Zuckerberg has a shot at buying the presidency? Apparently, he’s hiring the people who steered Hillary Clintons successful (snort) campaign.

Speaking of election, apparently half the people running for mayor in Detroit (New Mogadishu) are convicted felons.

Also, Paul Joseph Watson says what we were all thinking about JK Rowling. (Note, this video came out before her self-serving “I only said it because I am a wonderful person who is SO SUPER SENSITIVE to the needs of the disabled” fauxpology.)

Finally, nice to see that even leftist “Funny or Die” recognizes the idiocy of 35 years of Government nutrition policies.

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Saturday Morning Cartoons

Posted by V the K at 12:04 pm - July 29, 2017.
Filed under: Humor

Another day in American media

Posted by Jeff (ILoveCapitalism) at 7:41 am - July 21, 2017.
Filed under: cartoons,Humor,Hysteria on the Left,Trump-hatred

Average American overburdened by economy and other real issues, while media says Russia Russia Russia


Students troll teacher who totally does not see how she might deserve trolling

Some of the students, allegedly, festooned the classroom with pictures of Trump, a map of his Electoral College win, “Obama – you’re fired”, and a respectful, accurate statement of Trump’s policy positions.

All pretty innocuous, except for one thing: someone made fun of her gap teeth (which they should not have done – whoever it was; note that we cannot make any assumptions about whom).

Her overall response? Calling her students “racist”. Repeatedly.

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I wonder how many times she tried to use her position to cram Social Justice Warrior politics down her students’ throats? I can’t know but, reading between the lines, I wouldn’t be surprised if she did it 24/7.

How Many Ways Can a Prog Be Triggered by This Picture?

Posted by V the K at 12:30 pm - July 15, 2017.
Filed under: Humor

Just a fun little weekend diversion. I’ll start.

1. The family seems to be led by cis-heterosexual parents.

2. Barbecue contributes to global warming.

3. Barbecuing is both white privilege and cultural appropriation.

4. Eating MEAT! For Gaia’s sake!

5. Coke bottle represents soft drinks that are probably not taxed unlike TAMPONS! 


Too good to check

If this is a hoax (or any of these aren’t genuinely translated from the German), please thrash me in the comments.

Supposedly, Antifa Cheers Speech Made Up Entirely From Hitler Quotes.

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I admit the audience seems a bit puzzled. But probably because the quotes are at a 12th-grade reading level. They sure aren’t booing the talk of destroying capitalism or controlling all owners of property.

No one can complain because it’s just art, right?

Posted by Jeff (ILoveCapitalism) at 2:34 pm - July 5, 2017.
Filed under: Big Journalism,Humor,Liberal Hypocrisy

Via those Interweb Twitters. (Small clip, but it may take a few seconds to load.)

No one can complain because it’s just art, right? Or is it let’s-assassinate-CNN porn? Or humor?

Discuss – and enjoy.

UPDATE: As to the whole Cosa Nostra Network thing. It’s worth noting that: (more…)

This Made Me LOL

Posted by V the K at 2:52 pm - June 20, 2017.
Filed under: Humor

This meme is based on Law and Order: SVU. And I’m not going to explain it. You’ll either find it funny, or you won’t.

Monday humor

Courtesy of commenter Cyril.

dogs say we're glad you're home! The Russians pooped in the hallway!

Friday humor

In case you didn’t see. Comey the Leaker testifies, “He broke me”.

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The Venezuela Diet

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Via HotAir, where John Sexton notes:

There’s nothing funny about the situation in Venezuela, but there is something funny about the socialists who cheered for the country and are just beginning to realize it might be an authoritarian hellhole.