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#Trudeaueulogies

Posted by V the K at 12:09 pm - November 27, 2016.
Filed under: Humor

Canada’s hipster PM released a fawning tribute to Communist Tyrant Fidel Castro on the occasion of his death, inspiring others to contemplate how Justin Trudeau might eulogize other notorious figures, both nonfictional and made-up.

I think if you click on the picture it gets big and you can read them.

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And one more thing

Whether or not Trudeau saw any of this coming, he didn’t appear to notice that he was delivering a speech to the Francophonie delegates in Madagascar that emphasized justice for lesbian, gay and transgender people, while from the other side of his mouth he was praising the legacy of a caudillo who spent the first decade of his rule rounding up gay people for “re-education” in labour camps. Homosexuals were irredeemably bourgeois “maricones” and agents of imperialism, Castro once explained.

Yeah, This Is How They Are, Most of ‘Em.

I shouldn’t have to explain this; I will probably have to explain this.

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Below the jump, someone went out and got even more stupid than the gawdam #DiaperPin. It’s down there because leftists are incapable of expressing themselves without the F-word.

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Monday humor

Powerline has collected a string of funny graphics.

This was my fav:

Paul Krugman telling anti-Trump rioters to stop breaking windows or they will help the Trump economy

(The reference, of course, is to the Broken Window Fallacy of economics, which neo-Keynesians like Paul Krugman constantly fall into.)

Post-Election Meme Collection

Posted by V the K at 8:28 am - November 11, 2016.
Filed under: Humor

These are some of the funny memes I’ve seen since the ending of the election. The one on top of the jump pretty much sums up my reaction to the election. Seen any funny post-election memes? Post a link in the comments. If they make me laugh, I’ll add them to the gallery.

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The SJW National Anthem

Posted by V the K at 12:18 pm - September 13, 2016.
Filed under: Humor

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Laughter Keeps the Horror at Bay

Posted by V the K at 5:55 pm - September 6, 2016.
Filed under: Humor,Post 9-11 America

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Number of Genders/Sexuality Variants Exceeds Letters in the Earth Alphabet

Posted by V the K at 11:51 am - August 10, 2016.
Filed under: Humor

I know it’s a satirical site, but the best satire is spot on.

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Hostile Work Environment

Posted by V the K at 6:46 pm - June 2, 2016.
Filed under: Humor

It’s kinda old, but in the spirit of “Pride Month”

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I don’t know where this came from, but ROFL

Posted by V the K at 8:00 am - April 29, 2016.
Filed under: Humor

I don't know where this came from, but ROFL.

A Tribute to the Protester Who Put the Mass in UMASS

Posted by V the K at 1:51 pm - April 28, 2016.
Filed under: Humor

Warning: Cis-Normative Microaggression Triggers

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And then, Suddenly, It Was March Already

Posted by V the K at 9:12 am - March 1, 2016.
Filed under: Humor
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Brilliant Satire

Posted by V the K at 6:36 am - January 20, 2016.
Filed under: Humor

Modern Feminism:My Feminist Boyfriend Isn’t Working Until The Wage Gap Is Fixed

Would it be fair for him to work the same amount of hours in a comparable job and make more money than me? Definitely not! Until the wage gap is closed in all fields, he will not be working. Which is…fine. And good! It is good.

A lot of people who aren’t as committed to fighting the patriarchy (like my parents) just don’t understand why my boyfriend can’t work while being an activist. Couldn’t he just volunteer at Planned Parenthood to support women? Sure, he could and he totally would (he said that once after we had sex) but he doesn’t want to take the glory away from women volunteering at Planned Parenthood. He’s so thoughtful!

The Shame of Raising a Cis-Gendered Boy

Posted by V the K at 11:48 pm - September 25, 2015.
Filed under: Humor

Satire.

I had failed society once again. Perhaps I had been too sloppy. Too careless. Perhaps it was from the times when I brought him into the men’s restroom instead of the unisex room. Perhaps it was when I would take more groceries than Gwen when we were carrying them inside. Perhaps I didn’t wear dresses and skirts in the house enough times. Either way, it was clear that I had created, not a gender-fluid feminist, but a son.

Both Gwen and I are ashamed, but working to accept our son’s choices. We hold out hope, as Sally Kohn does, that our child will at least be gay. Perhaps during his adolescent years he will discover Tumblr, and that community will get the message across better than we. Every parent has high hopes for xer children, even in the face of severe disappointment and failure.

LOL

Posted by V the K at 8:57 am - August 20, 2015.
Filed under: Humor

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The Progressive Left: A Bunch of Dour Humorless Sourpusses

Posted by V the K at 10:25 pm - June 9, 2015.
Filed under: Humor

A good progressive is not allowed to laugh at anything that might possibly be perceived as oppressing or hurting someone (Christians, heterosexuals, and Republicans exempted, of course). In fact, the progressive leftist derives moral superiority from not laughing at “offensive” humor. So much so that stand-up comedians are actively avoiding college campuses. Because the PC Police could not handle a joke like this.

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I first noticed the Progressive Comedy Pause while sharing my hilarity at office staff meetings. The majority would laugh but the committed lefties would stare blankly, each eye like that spinning wheel your smartphone shows while an app is loading. (The PCP might be why progressives just hoot and clap at Bill Maher’s jokes; the laughter reflex is considered problematic.)

It’s harder to laugh when you’re scared and much of the left is terrified. They know that an inappropriate chuckle, the wrong tweet, or last year’s term for an aggrieved minority can lessen their standing with progressive peers, if not get them fired from a job. Lefties also have turned the negative of humorlessness into the positive of moral superiority. Sniffing “That’s not funny!” at an inoffensive Caitlyn Jenner joke signals that you are more evolved than the average cis-het-white-oppressor.

I’m gonna make fun of Caitlyn Jenner if I want to. I’m gonna make fun of Barack and Michelle Obama. I’ll make fun of Rachel Maddow. And I’ll laugh my ass off while the lefty sourpusses stew in their sanctimonious bitterness.

One of the advantages to being an anti-social conservatarian who doesn’t care about political correctness; it’s a lot more fun.

What to Get for the Man Who Has Everything

Posted by V the K at 6:29 pm - May 21, 2015.
Filed under: Humor

Hey look, there’s now a home-version of the Folsom Street Fair.

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JK. It’s actually a robotic simulator to teach medical students how to perform prostate exams.

Although, you can also use it to learn how to satisfy Dan Savage on a first date.

I understand Barney Frank bought one to use as a napkin dispenser.

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Separated at Birth?

“Courageous” Gender-dysphoric Bruce Jenner.

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And lunatic leftist blogger Charles Johnson

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It’s Friday, lighten up.

Hat Tip: Diary of Daedalus

Funny Because It’s True

Posted by V the K at 3:56 pm - January 2, 2015.
Filed under: Humor

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And what to make of Ass Hunters?

Posted by Jeff (ILoveCapitalism) at 9:51 am - November 26, 2014.
Filed under: Gay Victimization,Humor,Social Issues

I’ve never played it or heard of it, until I just caught this on Breitbart (via Bruce’s Twitter stream).

I’m Gay and ‘Ass Hunters’ is One of the Funniest Games I’ve Ever Played
by Milo Yiannopoulos

The outrage bell is tolling this week over Ass Hunters, a game in which you play a safari hunter who shoots homosexuals with a shotgun, trying to avoid getting molested by them…The game is as hilariously silly as it sounds.

…the moral police on both sides of the political fence are up in arms…[including] the left, of course, which is screaming blue bloody murder about the supposed homophobic incitements to violence and hatred…

That’s why Google was yesterday forced to remove a mobile version of the game, which has been floating around on the web for years, from its Play Store. All of which leaves me a bit mystified as to what possible harm this ridiculously daft, cartoonish nonsense could possibly to do society.

…both camps have completely missed the joke…It’s actually a very funny satire…

Read the whole thing.

A golden oldie

Posted by Jeff (ILoveCapitalism) at 2:58 pm - November 11, 2014.
Filed under: Humor,Socialism in America

A friend recently reminded me of this:

Marxists’ Apartment A Microcosm Of Why Marxism Doesn’t Work
Nov 13, 2002

AMHERST, MA—The filthy, disorganized apartment shared by three members of the Amherst College Marxist Society is a microcosm of why the social and economic utopia described in the writings of Karl Marx will never come to fruition, sources reported Monday. (more…)