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Today’s Petty Leftist Hissy Fit

Posted by V the K at 10:47 am - December 11, 2017.
Filed under: Unhinged Liberals

Some on the left are perturbed because PDT’s announcement recognizing Jerusalem as Israel’s capital used the “AD” (“In the year of Our Lord”) formulation instead of the politically correct “CE” (Current Era) formulation. I am not making this up.

On a semi-related note, isn’t Ambassador Nikki Haley doing an awesome job? Would not mind  to see her as the first woman president.

Baby, It’s Cold Outside

Posted by V the K at 7:35 pm - December 10, 2017.
Filed under: Unhinged Liberals

This song is not about rape, it’s about seduction and flirtation.

The subtlety is lost on the humorless, fun-hating, virtue-signaling social justice wankers, who claim it’s a rape song.  Because the man continues to try and seduce the woman after her initial rejection.

Do they really want to make sex entirely transactional? “I would like permission to have sexual intercourse with you, do you consent?” “My consent is given, but conditional and subject to revocation at any time. Do you accept my terms?” “Your terms are acceptable, let us complete the appropriate forms and prepare to commence intercourse.”

Yes, they do. They want to exterminate all joy.

Good Lord, I despise the left.

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By the way, while shopping last week, I heard a version on a store’s PA system that was a duet between two women. I wonder if that’s still considered a rape song.

On a related note, “Everyday Feminism” presents “10 Questions Every Intersectional Feminist Should Ask on a First Date.” This list is a public service to our straight male readers. If a woman asks you any of these questions on a date, excuse yourself, walk calmly to the door, and run, don’t walk, to your car or a safe place where you can call an Uber.

Tyranny of the Cat Ladies

Posted by V the K at 10:41 pm - December 6, 2017.
Filed under: Unhinged Liberals

This video comes from a city council meeting of a small city in Minnesota. It strikes me that the Democrat mayor of this town is… first of all, a complete moonbat… but also utterly uninterested in such mundane governmental matters as keeping the potholes filled and the trash picked up. Instead, she just goes off on an angry, deranged rant about “White Privilege.” WTAF.

How many of the problems that we have in this country can be traced to politicians who are uninterested in the boring but necessary functions of state, municipal and national government but instead see politics as a stage to perform drama? It would explain a great deal of our national political function. (On that note, did you hear how the Democrats tried to push an impeachment resolution against PDT in the House today?)

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By the way, the leader of the minority in the House is a deranged idiot.


Hysterically shrieking “Republican tax cuts are going to kill us all!” is the official position of the Democrat Party.

But don’t forget, Global Warming is also going to kill us all. And repealing Obamacare is going to kill us all. Changes to the school lunch program are going to kill our children so they won’t even live long enough to commit suicide as transgender teenagers.  Even the slightest cuts to the size and scope of the Federal Bureaucracy, that’s going to kill us all, you betcha. And concealed carry reciprocity is surely going to kill us all.

But, hey, it’s better than being sent to Mike Pence’s Electrocution Death Camps.


Weak Tea Tax Bill Causes Insane Leftist Meltdowns

Posted by V the K at 3:32 pm - December 2, 2017.
Filed under: Unhinged Liberals

The tax “reform” bill the US Senate passed last night is pretty lame, actually. It keeps the current ridiculous progressive structure of seven separate tax rates. (The House reduced it to four, and the correct number ought to be one.) Susan Collins was bought off by retaining the mortgage interest deduction on vacation homes for millionaires. Freeloaders at the lower income brackets still pay nada. Some high income progressives from blue states are whining because some of their state and local taxes are no longer deductible. Sucks that you progressives in high tax blue states forgot to elect any Republican senators. 

There has also been a lot of howling from the “suddenly we’re concerned about the debt” progressive left that the bill will add $1.5 Trillion to the National Debt over ten years. That figure represents less than 3% of Government expenditures in that time period. Cut Government spending 3% (I’m sure we can get by on 97% of the Government). Problem solved.

It’s a lame bill. Really, the best part of the Senate Bill passing has been watching the histrionic meltdown on the Progressive Left. (But even that gets a little boring considering the progressive left has a histrionic meltdown at literally everything Donald Trump does.)

America died tonight. Economic suicide adopted to feed the insatiable greed of donors, who have been refusing to dole out $ to GOP until they got their tax cuts. Voters fooled by propaganda and tribal hatred. Millenials: move away if you can. USA is over. We killed it. – Kurt “Tentacle Pron” Eichenwald

The Republican Party is the enemy of the American people. The Senate just passed the Trump Tax Increase, 1:50am, enriching the 1% & concentrating wealth in the hands of the few. Capitalism & Fascism. The coup is underway. Make no mistake about it. EVERYONE OFF THE BENCH! 11/6/18! – Michael “I was relevant for a while in 2003” Moore

“While you slept last night Trump’s pedophile-coding GOP broke into your house and raped your children and their future in favor of the Republican’s biggest donors. They groped you too taking your Medicare, social security and Medicaid with them.” – Frank “No I’m Not a Drama Queen at All” Schaeffer

Is there any going back after this #TaxBillScam? To America? Does it matter now if Trump is impeached? There’s no America now. Not the one we knew. Sorry, feeling real despair this morning. – Patton “Who?” Oswalt

Oh, Patti, don’t feel so bad. There are lots of other countries you can move to. Have you considered Mexico? No Republicans there. Strict gun control, too. The Government is very progressive, taxes are very progressive, and economic activated is highly regulated. It’s a lot like California, come to think of it. But with fewer Mexicans.

Really, the second best part of the tax bill is the cut in the corporate rate from “highest in the industrialized world” to “middle of the pack.” (The senate bill delays this cut for a year because senators are dumb.) This will spur real economic growth. And I have to ask, if it’s so great for Democrat run principalities to offer enormous tax breaks to targeted by businesses like Amazon and Boeing, then wouldn’t general tax breaks to all businesses be a great thing as well?

Also, if individual states want to give it a go at Democratic Socialism, why not? California, New York, Massachusetts, Washington and Illinois all have larger populations and GDP’s than Denmark. Nothing is preventing them from implementing Danish-style socialized health care, free college, and cradle-to-grave welfare systems. Democratic leftists insist that Democratic Socialism is the best system, and they are the bestest and smartestest people ever. So, they ought to be able to make it work in the states they control and show the rest of us how it’s done, Right?

Pavlov’s Democrats

Posted by V the K at 8:47 am - November 29, 2017.
Filed under: Unhinged Liberals

Thousands of people who didn’t know what the CFPB was last Thursday are totally up in arms and screeching that for Donald Trump to appoint one of his people to head the agency (which is what presidents do with executive branch agencies) is overthrowing the rule of law, or something.

Likewise, now that PDT has called out Elizabeth Warren for claiming Native American ancestry in order to get Affirmative Action points, a lot of Democrats have decided that Cultural Appropriation is OK under certain circumstances (i.e. When a Democrat does it) and it’s an outrageous racist slur to point out when a Democrat has done so. Suddenly, the white privilege of claiming to be a minority for personal benefit is cool again.

Oh, and also, “Don’t be friends with anyone who doesn’t hate Trump” is an actual thing.

But those people are pikers compared to the Democrat leftists who are having a hissy fit because… I am not making this upMelania Trump decorated the White House for Christmas.

Forget the Upside Down. The real strangest thing of 2017 is that the White House has chosen to get into the Christmas spirit by making the Presidential residence look like a dark alternate dimension where everything is dying and all hope is lost. I mean, it’s definitely appropriate, but it’s still a bizarre decision.

This isn’t just one left-wing media outlet’s take, either. Vox went there. The Daily Beast went there. Quite a few places went there, actually.

Such are the wages of Trump derangement; anything that Trump or anyone in his family does sends the left and NeverTrumpers like Bill Kristol and Evan McMuffin into fits of spittle-flecked derangement.

I realized yesterday the PDT doesn’t have a pet, and I think that’s for the best. I’d hate for millions of kittens and puppies to get slaughtered just because Trump-Derangers turned on them.

To be fair, Melania’s White House Christmas décor isn’t to my taste, but then neither was Michelle Obama’s “Suburban Mall on the Verge of Bankruptcy” Christmas look from last year.


Meanwhile, Back at the Party of Science

Posted by V the K at 2:37 pm - November 6, 2017.
Filed under: Unhinged Liberals

Transgender Makeup Artist Leads Thousands of Occultists in Monthly Hexes on Trump.

They mock Christians for praying for the health and safety of others, but they are totes OK with gender-bender witches doing hexes.


Is This Real?

Posted by V the K at 10:00 pm - October 30, 2017.
Filed under: Unhinged Liberals

Is this a real banner? It doesn’t seem to be a Photoshop. The Antifags also don’t seem to have any objections to it.

I mean, if you really want to get literal about it; age of consent laws are a construct of the white patriarchy, and do tend to disproportionately affect “marginalized groups.”

Later on, they showed off what independent thinkers they were by mindlessly chanting along to what one of the protests was chanting.

Gold Medalist in the Olympics of Crazy

Posted by V the K at 9:27 am - October 27, 2017.
Filed under: Unhinged Liberals

You may have thought that the thousands of deranged progressives gathering on November 8 to scream at the sky because they hate the president was the craziest thing in a string of crazy protests that have included Handmaid’s Tale cosplay, dancing vajayjay costumes and pink poossy hats. You would, unfortunately, be wrong.

To protest President Trump overturning the Obama administration’s executive order mandating that public schools allow transgender children into the bathroom of their choice, a trans artist in New York has collected 200 gallons of her own urine to use in a disgusting art exhibit.

In a Vice News video, the artist Cassils — a woman presenting herself as a man — takes viewers on a journey as she collects 200 gallons of golden shower excess and assembles it all into a “sculpture” for woke Manhattanites to gaze in awe upon.

“I will be facing the sculpture on a very, very high [platform] — probably like 10 feet up in the air, so you’re not eye-line with my crotch. I’m looking down on you. And behind me, is a grid of the 262 orange 24-hour urine capture bottles I used and they create another cube. There’s one space left, which is the one final bottle. So for the two hours of the exhibition opening, I will literally just be standing up there and pissing into the bottle if I have to piss. And at the end of the performance I will climb down and I will dump the urine into the cube and I will place that final bottle on the shelf. So it’s really about closing this piece down.”

If you argue long enough with a leftist, their ripostes always end up either crudely sexual or scatological. Without fail.

Also… the cake is a lie.


Posted by V the K at 6:35 pm - October 26, 2017.
Filed under: Unhinged Liberals

Like a Rhinestone Cow Pie

Posted by V the K at 8:49 am - October 20, 2017.
Filed under: Unhinged Liberals

How to become a Democrat Rock Star in 2 Easy Steps. 1. Make an outrageous allegation against PDT. 2. Dress like you have no gay friends.

The Democrat Media Complex is so deranged with hatred for Trump (especially you, Jake Tapper and CNN) that they will promote any accusation, no matter how deranged, and no matter that the accusers are invariably middle-aged Democrat women who dress like amateur drag queens.

It actually started before the election, with shrill feminist Gloria Allred (whose daughter defended Harvey Weinstein) trotting out a parade of women to accuse Donald Trump of some vague manner of sexual impropriety. Then, they all disappeared. Poof!

Then, Congresswoman Maxine Waters began spouting off conspiracy theories of Russian collusion (spoiler alert, it was actually Bill and Hillary who were selling favors to the Russians) and screeching about impeachment from underneath a James Brown wig. This made the woman once named ‘the most corrupt member of Congress’ into a #Resistance superstar.

Then, the mayor of San Juan, PR decided that she wanted to be more than the incompetent mayor of a third world city, so she accused PDT of withholding relief from Puerto Rico (while standing in a warehouse filled with relief supplies), put on some custom-printed T-shirts with anti-Trump messages and accessorized them with ungodly hideous hipster eyeglasses and the Democrat Media Complex made her a rock star… for about a week and a half and then it came out she was spending all of her time promoting her brand and not even showing up for FEMA meetings and the politics became a little awkward.

And then, Florida Congresswoman Frederica Wilson saw her chance, fed the media a story of Trump insulting the family of a dead soldier in a way that didn’t come close to passing the smell test to anyone not consumed by Trump Derangement. No US President is ever going to call up the family of a fallen soldier and sneer at them. But that is precisely what Congresswoman Wilson is claiming and the Democrat Media Complex had an anti-Trump story from a “woman of color” so they ran with it like Usain Bolt.

Congresswoman Wilson also upped the fashion ante, dressing like a full on rodeo clown.

And she’s not even the worst dresser in the lot. The fashion editor who attacked Melania Trump’s shoes still wins, but just barely. (The lipstick Hitler moustache is a nice touch.)

The new face of the Democrat Party is a deranged, aging woman with no fashion sense screeching allegations and conspiracy theories.

If Democrats had any shame at all, they would be embarrassed by this.

Political FanFic

Posted by V the K at 8:28 am - October 19, 2017.
Filed under: Unhinged Liberals

A Harvard Professor came up with a brilliant scheme to install Hillary as president, and Newsweek published it.

If number 1: If Trump is definitively found to have colluded directly with Russia, he would be forced to resign or be impeached.

If number 2: If Trump is removed, Vice President Mike Pence would become president.

If number 3: If Pence becomes president, he should resign too, given that he benefited from the same help from Mother Russia.

If number 4: If Pence resigns before appointing a vice president, Ryan would become president.

If number 5: If Ryan becomes president, he should do the right thing and choose Clinton for vice president. Then he should resign.

This is the stuff unhinged leftists fantasize about in their bedrooms at night.

Now, let’s compare this with genius lesbian Sally Kohn’s scheme to make Hillary president.

Straightforward from here:
1. Impeach Trump & Pence
2. Constitutional crisis
3. Call special election
4. Ryan v Clinton
5. President Clinton

And leathery celebrity-for-some-reason Chelsea Handler’s call for a military coup.

Every time I land in America, how much longer can these generals allow trump to cause so much damage? 25th amendment is there for a reason.

To all the generals surrounding our idiot-in-chief…the longer U wait to remove him, the longer UR name will appear negatively in history.

You know, NaNoWriMo is coming up, and the organizers of that event are definitively anti-Trump. Maybe these guys could write a nice 50,000 word fan fiction in which Trump is deposed and Hillary becomes President; and Huma Abedin becomes First Lady.

It might make them feel better.

Nothing to See Here

Good for you, Michelle Obama Neighborhood Library . You really shocked the normals with your transgressive drag queen children’s hour. You really showed off your superior urban hipster values to all of the ignorant hicks in flyover country. After all, isn’t it the mission of the library to tear down bourgeois values? (In addition to providing a place for homeless people to watch internet porn). You will surely have something to brag about at next year’s American Library Association conference.

Next week, you can teach the kids how to take a knee during the pledge of Allegiance to virtue signal that you think the USA is a horrible racist craphole. Oh, wait. The Ann Arbor city council already beat you to it.

And in Massachusetts, tolerant leftists are striving to put a man out of business for declining to cater a gay wedding appearing in a photo opportunity with President Trump.  And NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch is being forced to move after other tolerant leftists threatened to harm her children.

This will have to pass for content. I am way too busy.

Feminists Furious as More Men Adopt the Mike Pence Rule

No man in business or academia with an ounce of common sense is going to let himself be alone with a woman who isn’t his wife in the current social climate. A single allegation of inappropriate behavior — whether legitimate or not — can and will destroy a man’s career. This is the climate Feminists have created as their movement morphed from demands for social equality into a litigious Cult of Man-Hatred and quest for political power.

Now, they’re angry (who am I kidding, feminists are always angry about everything and always lecturing men on how to behave) because men are unwilling to set themselves up as victims.

The New York Times reports that men are responding to the Cautionary Tale of Harvey Weinstein and others like it by avoiding their female colleagues, particularly those in a subordinate position. Instead of thinking about the discriminatory practices that allow Weinsteins to grow like persistent fungus, they’re making them an even bigger feature of the workplace. Men fear being accused of sexual harassment, because it would ruin their lives.

Boo freaking hoo. You know what else doesn’t leave you? Being held back in your career because your manager is too scared to make eye contact with you because he’s afraid you’re gonna tell some story about how he harassed you. Or he might feel compelled to grab your boobies, and then he’d lose his job! You did this, Woman.

Yes, actually, you did. It’s not the cautionary tale of Harvey Weinstein men are responding to; it’s the word-of-mouth and internet-shared anecdotes of what men are experiencing in the real-world; stories the media won’t cover because they don’t fit the Narrative.  Everybody knows someone who was accused of something by a female co-worker or colleague.

Let’s face it; for some women, falsely accusing men of bad behavior is a resume enhancer. If it weren’t for false accusations, Mattress Girl would be doing her bondage act in a seedy strip club instead of a Fancy Pants Art Museum.

Update: Heh

ACLU Speaker Shut Down by Black Lives Militants

The Left is eating itself.

Students affiliated with the Black Lives Matter movement crashed an event at the College of William & Mary, rushed the stage, and prevented the invited guest—the American Civil Liberties Union’s Claire Gastañaga, a W & M alum—from speaking.

Ironically, Gastañaga had intended to speak on the subject, “Students and the First Amendment.”

The disruption was livestreamed on BLM at W&M’s Facebook page. Students took to the stage just a few moments after Gastañaga began her remarks. At first, she attempted to spin the demonstration as a welcome example of the kind of thing she had come to campus to discuss, commenting “Good, I like this,” as they lined up and raised their signs. “I’m going to talk to you about knowing your rights, and protests and demonstrations, which this illustrates very well. Then I’m going to respond to questions from the moderators, and then questions from the audience.”

It was the last remark she was able to make before protesters drowned her out with cries of, “ACLU, you protect Hitler, too.” They also chanted, “the oppressed are not impressed,” “shame, shame, shame, shame,” (an ode to the Faith Militant’s treatment of Cersei Lannister in Game of Thrones, though why anyone would want to be associated with the religious fanatics in that particular conflict is beyond me), “blood on your hands,” “the revolution will not uphold the Constitution,” and, uh, “liberalism is white supremacy.”

The Revolution will not uphold the Constitution?

I was told that #BlackLivesMatter were patriotic Americans standing up (well actually kneeling) in the cause of equal rights and fair treatment for all Americans.

Perhaps I was misinformed.

Leftist Radicals Explaining Radical Leftism

Ace found this video of progressive leftists leftsplaining why they hate conservative speakers and how all white supremacists support Trump. It’s about as coherent (and with as many f-words) as you would expect.

Welcome to the Party

Posted by V the K at 11:14 am - October 1, 2017.
Filed under: Unhinged Liberals


The Westboro Baptist Attention Whores are joining the NFL #TakeAKnee protests, but are being far, far more honest than the players about with the protests are really about.


Well the NFL said these protests were about #Unity, and here we see they’ve united with @BlackLivesMatter, the Democratic Socialists of America, Antifa and the Westboro Baptists. Yea, Unity!

I think it’s fair to apply the progressive left’s Rule of Association here; the Entire Membership of Movement Is Defined by its Most Loathsome Contingent. If every Trump supporter can be labeled a white supremacist because a few white supremacists support Trump, then by consistent application of the Left’s own rule, all #TakeAKnee supporters are Westboro Baptist supporters.


Republican “Conservatism” has proven the axiom that every movement begins as a cause, becomes a business, and ends up as a racket. Republicans have run on conservative platforms promising fiscal responsibility, limiting the Federal Government, school choice, border security, and other issues for almost thirty years and they have delivered exactly none of what they promised. But they have become part of an over-privileged Washington political elite that lives in the highest stratosphere of luxury while middle America decays as jobs are shipped overseas, cheap workers are imported to take the jobs that remained, and the former middle class is sentenced to opioid dependency because of the lobbying efforts of Big Pharma.

Meanwhile, the left has simply gone bat-guano crazy, telling us that “whiteness” is a malignant pathology, the values of hard-work and personal responsibility are “racist,” the are at least 58 different genders and if you don’t learn and use the correct pronoun for each of them, you should go to jail, Christianity is contemptible while Islam is laudable, boys should be silent in school and be dominated by girls (and drugged into somnambulism if they act like boys), college men lose all Constitutional rights if a feminist accuses them of rape, free speech should be violently opposed, women should wear p*ssy hats and stupid Handmaiden bonnets to protest against a Christian theocracy that exists only in their fevered, deranged minds.

According to Kurt Schlichter, it’s time for us normal people to reclaim our identities and stand up to both the slimy faux-conservatives of the faux-right, and the screaming nut-jobs of the far left.

Who are the normals? The Americans who built this country, and defended it. When you eat, it’s because a normal grew the food and another normal trucked it to you. When you aren’t murdered in the street or don’t speak German, it’s because a normal with a gun made those things not happen. We normals don’t want to rule over others. We don’t obsess about how you live your life, but also we don’t want to be compelled to signal our approval or pick up the tab. We are every color and creed – though when someone who is incidentally a member of some other group aligns with normals, he/she/xe loses that identity. The left drums normals who are black out of its definition of “black,” just as normal women get drummed out of womanhood and normal gays get drummed out gayhood. In a way, the left is making E pluribus unum a reality again – to choose to be normal is to choose to reject silly identity group identification and unite. Instead of saying “normal Americans,” you can just say “Americans.”

Militant normality is growing as normals awaken to the indisputable truth of our enemy’s implacable hatred for us and everything we hold dear – like America. The sight of moron sportsball players disrespecting normals warms libs’ frigid little hearts – and make no mistake, that diss is aimed straight at us, not at some musical number. All these cultural aggressions are aimed at us, from demanding you obey their pronoun proclamations to requiring your daughter share a toilet with a dude in a skirt. This is how they seek to break us.

Personally, I’m going to start self-identifying as a “Four Lights Conservative,” based on the scene in Star Trek: The Next Generation when a Cardassian tries to break Captain Picard’s will by torturing him until he agrees that there are five lights in the background, when there are actually four.

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As Orwell noted, Totalitarian Regimes gain psychological power over their subjects by forcing them to admit what they know not to be true. If the state says “2+2=5,” then its subject must be forced to say, and ultimately believe, that 2+2=5. Thus, does the left try to break the will of the normal by forcing us to deny reality, to deny truth. And we must find in ourselves the will to resist and not be broken.

“There are 58 genders.”

“There… are … 2… sexes!”

“Antifa are like the heroes who stormed the beaches at D-Day.”

“Antifa… are… violent… fascists!”

“White people should be punished for their privilege.”

“There … is… no… white… privilege!”

“Women never lie about rape.”

“Due Process … is… a human right!”

“The Science is settled and climate change is a fact.”

“Science… is… never… settled!”

I guess the trick is to use those ellipses like Patrick Stewart, and not the wheel-chair bound asthmatic kid on Malcolm in the Middle.

More Transgender Virtue-Signaling Madness

From Ace. It’s after the jump because language.  (We try not to be potty mouths, here.)


Rude Behavior from a Proud “Nasty Woman”

An American leftist woman (oh boy) walked into a bar and Denmark, saw a guy wearing a MAGA hat, and threw the sort of spoiled, deranged tantrum which has become synonymous with the Democrat Left these days.

What is f***ing wrong with you? You are a horrible human being. Horrible human being,” she said as she stood up, gathered her belongings and prepared to walk away.
“Liberal tolerance at hand!” the man could be heard saying.
That, apparently, unleashed the leftist beast within as the woman let loose a torrent of foul language, leaning in to the man and repeatedly pointing a finger at him.
“I do not f***ing tolerate f***ing, f***ing racist!” she yelled. “You’re a horrible f***ing human being and I hope you go home and feel f***ing ashamed of yourself!”
“For what?” he asked.
“For f***ing being a f***ing racist you f***ing human piece of sh**!” she ranted before storming out.

Does she kiss her labradoodle with that mouth? Seriously, who taught her that this sort of behavior was OK.

Never mind. We know who.

There’s a video at the link.

Honest question: If Hillary had won the election, how do you think these people would be treating those of us who would have dissented from her aggressive, leftist agenda?