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Fake Hate Crime Is Fake

Posted by V the K at 6:13 pm - May 16, 2016.
Filed under: Leftist Nutjobs

The gay pastor who claimed someone at Whole Foods put the word ‘Fag’ on his cake has issued an apology (without actually admitting “It was me. I did it to get attention and money. I thought it would work because social leftists are gullible patsies with overwhelming vulnerability to bias confirmation.”)

Today I am dismissing my lawsuit against Whole Foods Market. The company did nothing wrong. I was wrong to pursue this matter and use the media to perpetuate this story. I want to apologize to Whole Foods and its team members for questioning the company’s commitment to its values, and especially the bakery associate who I understand was put in a terrible position because of my actions. I apologize to the LGBT community for diverting attention from real issues. I also want to apologize to my partner, my family, my church family, and my attorney.

I am left wondering if there was anyone who ever believed this was legit.

When Did the Social Left Become the Sex Police?

Posted by V the K at 7:59 am - May 16, 2016.
Filed under: Gay PC Silliness,Liberalism Run Amok

Remember when the left used to chant “Keep the Government Out of Our Bedrooms?” Ancient History. The modern Social Left is all in on Government Regulation of Intimate Human Relations.

The American Law Institute (ALI) will vote at its convention this coming week on whether to adopt a model penal code that would make “affirmative consent” when it come to sexual relations its official policy. Affirmative consent — or “yes means yes” — policies have already been adopted by many colleges and universities, and have become law in California and New York.

“Such a definition would shift the burden of proof onto the accused, something not currently permitted in the U.S. criminal justice system. The accused would have to prove that they received “communicated willingness.” This would mean that any time someone engages in sexual activity, they not only have to make sure they obtain this specific form of consent, but also proof of this consent. “

Consent forms for sex; brought to you by the Tranny Bathroom/Gay Marriage coalition.

[Don’t expect much posting from me today tomorrow; I’m off to North Carolina for a business meeting. So help me, if one more person says “Make sure to use the right bathroom, har-de-har-har,” I’m going to kirk.

The MFM Has the Bestest Editors and Fact-Checkers

Posted by V the K at 1:48 pm - May 15, 2016.
Filed under: Big Journalism

While you were distracted by the Tranny Bathroom Wars, Colorado apparently invaded Wyoming and set it up as a distribution center to export “Marjijuana” all over the country.

According to USA Today anyway. (They have partly fixed the graphic.)


Saturday “Forget About Trump and Clinton” Music

Posted by V the K at 12:20 pm - May 14, 2016.
Filed under: Music

Frankly, I always hated Madonna.

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So, Here’s Some Content or Whatever

Posted by V the K at 8:55 am - May 13, 2016.
Filed under: General,Liberal Intolerance

New York state will not allow a college baseball team to participate for a National title because the competition is in North Carolina, which has become a pariah to leftists because of its insane policy of keeping men out of women’s bathrooms. Sorry guys, we know you’ve really worked hard for this, but politicians gotta pander to trendy left-wing causes-of-the-moment.

Also, New York City’s ethically challenged mayor (who I am told is not a Communist) has been using the power of his office to bully people not to eat at Chik-Fil-A, which is another pariah to leftists because of its founder’s insane belief that marriage is a union between one man and woman. Apparently, though, when people who aren’t rabid leftists are allowed to decide for themselves where they want to eat, they really don’t care about the bleatings of socialist juicebox wankers.

Sort of weird that lefties are still mad at Chik-Fil-A even though the SCOTUS bowed to their whims and imposed gay marriage nationwide by judicial fiat. Like, get over it, already.

Any guesses on what the trendy social justice putsch will be after the State finishes trampling all resistance to the gender appropriators?

The “Fight for 15″ crowd has won a major victory. Wendy’s is installing touchscreen ordering systems in all 6,000 of its stores. So, those fast-food workers will no longer have to accept the indignity of a job that pays less than a highly trained paramedic.

As has been suspected for a long time; the social justice whipped up  by the left and right are pretty much just to keep an ignorant and lazy citizenry distracted from the criminal actions of Government. The Congress is every bit as incompetent, corrupt, and cynical as many of us have said for a long time, so says a new book from an anonymous congressman.

Theodore Dalrymple Explains Why the Left Forces People to Embrace Lies

Posted by V the K at 6:11 pm - May 12, 2016.
Filed under: Ideas & Trends

“In my study of communist societies, I came to the conclusion that the purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, not to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better. When people are forced to remain silent when they are being told the most obvious lies, or even worse when they are forced to repeat the lies themselves, they lose once and for all their sense of probity. To assent to obvious lies is…in some small way to become evil oneself. One’s standing to resist anything is thus eroded, and even destroyed. A society of emasculated liars is easy to control. I think if you examine political correctness, it has the same effect and is intended to.” 
― Theodore Dalrymple

There are at least fifty genders. You will be punished for believing otherwise.

There are no differences in physical abilities or psychological orientation between men and women; if there are not enough women in math and science, and too many men working as firefighters, it’s because society is flawed. The Social Justice Narrative insists that this is so. You will be punished for even suggesting anything otherwise.

There is no correlation whatsoever between terrorism and Islam. Terrorism is caused by Islamophobia. The hurt feelings of Muslims are the real tragedy. The State will arrest you for suggesting otherwise.

Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown were harmless, innocent schoolboys gunned down by racist white cops. The Social Justice Narrative insists that this is so. It is racist to point out that blacks commit crimes against other black people.

The best part of “Believe” is the “Lie” – Fallout Boy

Yeah, Pretty Much

Posted by V the K at 2:13 pm - May 12, 2016.
Filed under: Politics & Government in the States

Pretty neat summation of where the American political parties stand on several issues. I would upload the graphic directly, except that its wider than the GOP template likes, and it had the kind of language leftists use prodigiously in it.

Gotta say, the party I’m voting for in the fall comes out looking pretty good.

Hairy Chests Are Back, Baby

Posted by V the K at 11:41 am - May 12, 2016.
Filed under: Ideas & Trends

And not just on female-to-male gender appropriators.

 “The metrosexual has left the room!” saysJack Dunn, a male grooming expert with his own salon in Islington. “Guys now coming in for their first waxing treatments tell us that they are under strict instructions from their partners that they can get anything waxed but their chests. As a result, we’re seeing a huge increase of men with hairy chests.” “A few years ago it was common to see clients with shaved or waxed chests, but it seems that men no longer think that removing hairs from their chest is a masculine thing to do. Who knows why? Perhaps it’s because partners prefer the more manly, rugged look?”


Never Mind

Posted by V the K at 10:35 am - May 12, 2016.
Filed under: Individuation

Not only has Donald Trump decided he’s not against Mohammedan immigration after all, but now it seems Caitlyn Bruce Jenner is reconsidering that whole transsexual thing.

It would be unfortunate if the celebration of Jenner’s transition encouraged any confused teenagers to commit themselves to irreversible chemical and surgical treatments. (The alternative, teaching them to accept and celebrate their natural bodies, would have been barbaric and cruel.)

London’s Mayor: Muslims Will Commit Violence Because of Donald Trump

Posted by V the K at 8:35 am - May 12, 2016.
Filed under: Religion Of Peace

The left’s new political fetish, Mohammedan London Mayor Sadiq Khan, has a dire warning for Americans.

Donald Trump’s ignorant view of Islam could make both our countries less safe – it risks alienating mainstream Muslims around the world and plays into the hands of the extremists.

So, the Mohammedan Mayor of London is saying that radical Mohammedans will commit acts of violence, and moderate Mohammedans will be okay with it because Trump offended them.

That does not speak well of the “Mainstream Mohemmedans” Mr. Khan purports to represent.

Mr. Khan has vowed to support Hillary in the forthcoming election. I am sure that will go over well with the American electorate.

Update: Never mind, Donald Trump isn’t going to do the Muslim ban after all. Gosh, I sure hope no one voted for him on that basis.

“New York Values”

On display at New York City’s Guggenheim Museum, a functional, 14-Karat gold toilet titled “America.”

“Its participatory nature, in which viewers are invited to make use of the fixture individually and privately, allows for an experience of unprecedented intimacy with an artwork. Cattelan’s toilet offers a wink to the excesses of the art market, but also evokes the American dream of opportunity for all, its utility ultimately reminding us of the inescapable physical realities of our shared humanity.”

“America” as a gold-plated toilet; Ooh, that’s so very clever, so very, very clever. I am sure that will show all those in-bred hicks from flyover country how very, very clever is the artistic palate of the New Tork sophisticate.

Speaking of Blue-on-Blue Violence

A Hillary Clinton supporter is horrified to discover what it feels like to be on the other side of a vicious left-wing street protest.

As Hillary supporters made their way out of the gymnasium, an officer in riot gear pointed and said “that way only.” I stopped in my tracks when I saw where he wanted us to go. The sole exit from the campus was a narrow walkway approximately 40 feet long, lined 2-3 people deep on each side with more than a hundred screaming, cursing, jeering, angry Bernie supporters pushing hateful signs into people’s faces. They stood above the path on a two foot cement border wall, looming over and into the walkway, shouting SHAME ON YOU!

A scan of the signs revealed the same tired slurs rotated out against Hillary for decades. “Liar,” “Wall Street Shill” “Murderer” “Frack You” “Hillary Deports Children” “Clinton Crime Family” “Release the Transcripts.” A large sign written in drippy red paint screamed “Honduras!” and “You killed Berta Cáceres!” Conspiracy theories abounded, each one could easily be refuted with basic research from reliable sources, or a visit to

Entering the gauntlet, two protesters cursed and shouted through megaphones mere feet away, ringing eardrums. One of the megaphone men was dressed in a loincloth, partially exposing himself, his face painted red and wearing a headdress of feathers. A young girl in a pink jacket jabbed her fingers at people as they passed and yelled “Get out of here, get out of here! You’re not from here, none of you!”

Every single Hillary supporter was forced to pass through the tunnel of hate. Some smiled defiantly, flashed peace signs, sang and danced their way through. Some angrily flipped the bird and shouted back, shoving signs out of their faces. Some took pictures, some covered their faces and ran, some sheltered their children and elders. A number of people using wheelchairs or walkers navigated carefully through the bellowing mob. No one was spared. A handmade sign with Hillary’s autograph was ripped from a child’s hands and torn up. Children cried and parents’ faces registered shock, gears turning: “How will I explain this behavior, and why they’re so mad at us?”

The Democrat Party’s chickens have come home to roost.

Obama Administration Investigates Hollywood’s Gender Bias

Posted by V the K at 6:50 pm - May 11, 2016.
Filed under: Big Hollywood

Ah, blue-on-blue conflict is so yummy. The Obama Regime has launched an investigation of the Film Industry for not having enough female producers, directors, and so forth.

The U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission and the Office of Federal Contract Compliance Programs launched an inquiry to look at hiring practices, it emerged on Wednesday.

It comes after statistics emerged showing less than seven per cent of top movies last year were directed by women.

The investigation was spurred on by letters filed by the ACLU.

‘We’re very encouraged by how seriously the government has taken this,’ attorney Melissa Goodman, director of the LGBTQ, Gender and Reproductive Justice Project at the ACLU of Southern California, said.

I would have thought the freedom for an employer to hire people according to their own merit and not to fulfill a politically motivated quota system was a civil right, but I guess not. And apparently, the ACLU and the Obama Regime want Hollywood to make more movies like the apparently terrible feminist ‘Ghostbusters’ reboot.

You have to wonder if it ever occurred to the Left that the hunger of The Beast could never be satiated merely by picking on Christian florists and bakers.

How Awkward

Posted by V the K at 6:30 pm - May 11, 2016.
Filed under: They Booed God

“God” is a “problematic” subject with the Democrat Left.

Also, America never really was all that great, according to one of the Democrat Left’s favorite news anchors.

H/T: Twitchy

Also on Twitchy, wankers at San Francisco State Asylum have launched a “hunger strike” to protest cuts to the asylum’s utterly useless “Ethnic Studies” program. The Administrative Inmates are said to be negotiating their eventual capitulation to the Student Inmates, who are demanding not only that funding be restored to the worthless program, but that the program be expanded to do even more worthless crap.

The annual cost of tuition and board at the San Francisco State Asylum is In-state: $24,648 Out-of-state: $35,808

Standing Up to the Lesbian Gay Bullies and Totalitarians Motivates Congressional Run

Hunter Baker is a university professor running a longshot campaign for the open congressional seat in the 8th District of Tennessee. He is very clear-eyed about his challenges. In explaining why he chose to run, a lot of it has to do with the gay left’s bullying, anti-American behavior. He cites the hate campaigns against Brendan Eich, Atlanta Fie Chief Kelvin Cochran, Christian florists and bakers, and the left’s all-out-war on Religious Freedom in general as his motivation.

When Dan Cathy of Chick-fil-A affirmed traditional marriage, a media storm followed. Mayors of Boston and Chicago said the company shouldn’t be allowed to do business in their cities. But instead of leaving Chick-fil-A vulnerable, millions of people rallied to its support. A huge show of solidarity and the company’s simple dignity changed the story.

Houston Mayor Annise Parker tried to silence pastors in the city by issuing subpoenas demanding they turn over their sermons so they could be examined for any mention of a controversial local equal rights ordinance. The response was overwhelming against such a move. Parker backed down.

These two examples show we can stand up to those who demand conformity to the corporate/DC/Hollywood party line. We deserve to have rights of faith and conscience protected. But every time a Republican office holder runs scared, the task becomes that much harder. We need people in office who are able to offer a simple, reasoned defense of religious liberty.

I wish him well. Without him and people like him, the future is going to look like a pair of Birkenstocks tramping on a human face forever.

Abnormal Person Is Puzzled by Normal People

Posted by V the K at 8:39 am - May 11, 2016.
Filed under: Transgender Issues

The BBC has made a documentary about a teenaged boy pretending to be a girl who is hurt and offended that straight teenaged boys are turned off by his sausage-and-potatoes undercarriage.

She says: “In a lot of ways, I don’t like telling a guy. Once I tell him all respect goes out of the window.

“Straight guys just can’t get over you having the male parts.

Gee, no kidding.

Why does this person, and this news story, treat the teenage boys who are turned off by a chick with a mule as if *they* are the ones with a problem?

Just kidding, we know why.

The reality is that people who are into the transgendered (or as I am going to start calling them, ‘Gender Appropriators’) as romantic partners are a very small subset of the dating pool. It’s natural and normal for people to want to be with other people whose sexual identity is consistent with their biological make-up. Perhaps it is too much to expect people who cannot accept their own biology to accept the reality of that situation either.

And, yeah, one can feel for people who are in this situation, but that doesn’t change the reality of it. Maybe the left will pass a law outlawing dating discrimination against transgender individuals. Punishing people into social compliance seems to be a very big thing on the left these days.

Wankers Demand Disney Introduce Young Children to Lesbianism

Posted by V the K at 6:37 pm - May 10, 2016.
Filed under: Gay Culture

Everything must serve the agenda.  Also, children must be sexualized at the youngest possible age.

Fans of the Disney film “Frozen” are now trying to hijack the popular kids movie by petitioning for Elsa to have a female love interest in the sequel.

The hashtag #GiveElsaAGirlfriend began trending on Twitter in support of having a gay character paired with the Disney princess.

Are LGBT people so pathetically insecure that they require constant, unending, enthusiastic validation by every vessel of the popular culture?

Apparently so.



White Male Privilege and Transgender Celebs

Posted by V the K at 9:55 am - May 10, 2016.
Filed under: Transgender Issues

Thought occurred to me. Chaz Bono did the male-to-female tranny thing, and it was a big deal in Hollywood, but the rest of the world treated it as a joke or a yawn. But then, Bruce Jenner does the male-to-female tranny thing and the whole Transgender movement is suddenly in your face and everywhere. Suddenly, laws are being changed, the language itself is being changed, attention-seeking parents are flaunting any seven-year-old boy with a passing interest in ‘My Little Pony’ as an incipient Transgender to win the perpetual progressive ‘Who’s More Accepting’ competition.

American-Indian woman decides to become a man; nobody cares. (Hey, she’s got more American-Indian heredity than Liz Warren, its a fair cop.)

White man decides to become a woman: All society must change to accommodate him/her and celebrate the achievement of putting on a dress and hiring a stylist.

Maybe there is something to this White Male Privilege thing.

Almost Enough to Make One Reconsider

Posted by V the K at 7:40 am - May 10, 2016.
Filed under: Unhinged Liberals

This photo-essay of anti-Trump protesters demonstrates that his opponents may actually be slightly more obnoxious than his supporters.

I don’t expect my opinion of the man will change, but you have to think that for Hillary, the ultimate humiliation would be losing to Trump.


Note to Joanna Robinson: There is no worry about “heterosexual virility” here.

Begun, the Bathroom Wars Have

Posted by V the K at 7:21 am - May 10, 2016.
Filed under: Shiny Objects & Squirrels

Isn’t it interesting that the Obama Administration does absolutely nothing about ‘Sanctuary Cities’ that defy Federal Immigration laws, but they are coming down like a ton of bricks on North Carolina for requiring people to use biologically-appropriate bathrooms in state-owned buildings? (Contrary to the left’s dishonest propaganda, businesses may do as they please, under the law, which is as it should be).

Congratulations to the Obama Regime for deftly keeping the craptacular economy and word that the regime systematically lied about the Iranian Nuclear deal out of the news cycle for another day.

By the way, Target’s proud support of bathroom misappropriation isn’t working out too well for them; their stock is down and their public image has been damaged. They’re now reportedly going to meet with the American Family Association to discuss their concerns. (I bet it kills them to have to meet with “bigots.”) The AFA has offered the perfectly (to mentally well-adjusted normal people) reasonable suggestion that the stores simply add a unisex bathroom for people with vaginas who insist that they are men, and people with penises who insist that they are women. Perhaps they can add a litter box for people who think they are kitty cats, a fire hydrant for people who think they are dogs,  and a sturdy tree branch over a freshly-washed car for people who think they are birdies.