Tonight, GayPatriot will debut a worldwide first:Â A Presidential Debate live-blogged by my dog, Shadow.Â Â I know, it is very exciting and groundbreaking.Â We aim to serve here. Â I have modified a keyboard in order for her to adequately type without a thumb with direction from the Dr. Emmett Brown Institute for Future Technology.
I will be monitoring her live-blogging and may insert my own editorial comments throughout.Â Shadow will begin posting here at this link shortly before 9PM Eastern time.
Finally, while I Vicodin-Blogged the Vice Presidential debate… I’m considering two options tonight.Â Â You get to choose!
UPDATE: Shiraz wins. Glass is poured.
I am now turning the blog over to Shadow for her live puppy-blogging.
9:00PM – hello peeple.Â i am shadoe and i like sarah palin.Â is she on this debate tonight?
i am sowwy that i cant spell good.Â i am only three.
9:04 PM – first question is from mr. clean.Â did he look in the mirror with that color combination?
dad says every time obama says ‘aaaaand’ and ‘uhhhhhh’ i get a doggie biscuitÂ Â he will be taking a gulp of wine.
who is the old guy in the undertaker’s suit?
dad says he wants the old guy to buy up his mortgage, too
they both look like undertakers.Â Â or dog catchers!Â Â boooooooooo