Tonight, GayPatriot will debut a worldwide first: A Presidential Debate live-blogged by my dog, Shadow.  I know, it is very exciting and groundbreaking. We aim to serve here.  I have modified a keyboard in order for her to adequately type without a thumb with direction from the Dr. Emmett Brown Institute for Future Technology.
I will be monitoring her live-blogging and may insert my own editorial comments throughout. Shadow will begin posting here at this link shortly before 9PM Eastern time.
Finally, while I Vicodin-Blogged the Vice Presidential debate… I’m considering two options tonight.  You get to choose!
UPDATE: Shiraz wins. Glass is poured.
I am now turning the blog over to Shadow for her live puppy-blogging.
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9:00PM – hello peeple. i am shadoe and i like sarah palin. is she on this debate tonight?
i am sowwy that i cant spell good. i am only three.
9:04 PM – first question is from mr. clean. did he look in the mirror with that color combination?
dad says every time obama says ‘aaaaand’ and ‘uhhhhhh’ i get a doggie biscuit  he will be taking a gulp of wine.
who is the old guy in the undertaker’s suit?
dad says he wants the old guy to buy up his mortgage, too
they both look like undertakers.  or dog catchers!  boooooooooo